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[Greenstarfanatic]

Fell off of a table into the RAGING FIRE OF DOOM AND wow that kills slowly.

Like, REALLY slowly.

Would have gotten back on the table but an angry chef was already closing in, so it'd be worthless.

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Octodad: Dadliest Catch

[flame99]

What is playmindcrack, by the way? I've heard quite a bit about it, but I've not managed to find out what the game actually is.

[Playergamer]

Was playing the MCPVP hunger games, and I had everything going for me, except that I had no food. I couldn't find my base after I went out mining, and I eventually got down to 1 heart from fall damage. I saluted the other two players, and jumped 2 feet to my death. It was beautiful.

[UltraValican]

Damn, my best character just died to a fucking huge ass slime. I should have fled. On the brightside, that was the farthest I've ever got and I didn't even need Beogh's help to do it. My character got to the 15th level of the dungeon, got to the labyrinth AND Killed the Minotaur(well that's the only way I think you can get out), killed a bunch of unique, Ogres, and Hydras. Thats probably small time, but its better than dying on level 4 almost constantly.

Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup: As a Hill Orc Fighter

[monk12]

You technically don't have to kill the Minotaur if he's wearing good equipment (particularly if you can go invisible or are fast enough to kite him) but it makes it much easier to grab the loot. And hugeass slimes are a leading cause of YASD for me; just run away, Monk, just run away...

[flame99]

Damn, my best character just died to a fucking huge ass slime. I should have fled. On the brightside, that was the farthest I've ever got and I didn't even need Beogh's help to do it. My character got to the 15th level of the dungeon, got to the labyrinth AND Killed the Minotaur(well that's the only way I think you can get out), killed a bunch of unique, Ogres, and Hydras. Thats probably small time, but its better than dying on level 4 almost constantly.

Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup: As a Hill Orc Fighter

Getting to 15th level is pretty good in DCSS, or at least as far as I've found.

[Jacob/Lee]

Wandering around a missile silo, I decide to go down the only set of stairs I found aside from the entrance. Armed with my half-loaded M4A1 and my full loadout of military clothes, I'm ready for what awaits me.

Except a fall.

I go down the stairs and fall straight down, breaking my right leg and putting the rest of my body in red. After chugging codeine to bring the 150 pain down to a more reasonable 100, I drop nearly everything to avoid being crushed by my own equipment. I pick my rifle back up and slowly shuffle my way around the room, eventually finding a stairwell. This stairwell was apparently designed and built by the mighty troll wizards of the United States military. I go up and there's no second stairwell to go up further, and no stairwell to go back down. I am now stuck in a 1x1 room with solid rock on all sides. After attempting to teleport to the surface with debug commands, I just go with a debug short range teleport, teleport into solid rock, and die.

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Cataclysm: DDA

[Squill]

Was playing as a Deep Elf Conjurer,and pulled an ogre up from D:6 to D:5 to avoid other enemies, and proceeded to kite the ogre around a loop, taking an opportunity to cast a spell whenever I made some ground. Tabbed out of the game to google something, came back to game, and on numpad accidentally hit 5 instead of 6, being hit by ogre, taking 30 damage, and dying.
It's not often you die due to a physical mistake in a roguelike.

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DCSS

[MaximumZero]

My name is MaximumZero, and I have an overengineering problem. Anyway, I crashed into the Mun because I couldn't get my fuckhueg rocket to behave in the Mun's gravity.

KSP

[WillowLuman]

Against my better judgement, I kept playing with the werewolf zombie clones save. Migrants arrived, but I resolved not to care, focusing only on my starting 7, still walled into their little wooden box. Outside said box, whatever mysterious force that caused the initial infection also got the migrants. In half a month they all transformed. The wave had included a married couple, and apparently the wife was pregnant. She gives birth to twins. When they all change back, the twins, who's natural form is the monster form, proceeded to kill the lot of them. Now there are lycanthropic zombie clones, living werewolves, zombie livestock, zombie wild animals, zombie migrants, and various zombie bits of dismembered migrants.

It would appear the zombie werewolf clones and the living ones are not hostile to each other, but they attack the other undead. Except when they turn back  into human zombies, then the living werewolves attack them. This has increased the number of reanimated gibs many times over. The bits lopped off of them while in human form seem to remain human zombie bits, but when the fallen clones reanimate, they are still lycanthropic and regenerate when they change form.

I may be headed for FPS death soon. There are almost 100 units on my map and the game's only gone on for 4 months.

[kisame12794]

Apparently magic is undodgable, and my party members exist only to soak damage.

Secret of Mana SNES version.

[flame99]

Briefly forgot I was Deep Elf conjurer and tried to Mace of Brilliance a cyclops to death. Guess how that worked out?

DCSS

[pisskop]

Apparently magic is undodgable, and my party members exist only to soak damage.

Secret of Mana SNES version.

this works both ways.  watch out for a certain boss with specialdefense reducing magic.

flare! 1 damage . . .
flare! 1 damage . . .
flare! 1 damage . . .
flare! 2 damage . . .
flare! 6 damage.
flare! 15 damage.
flare!  30 damage!
flare! !!70 damage!!
omg why only 4 of everything!
FLARE!

[pisskop]

In what I can only call a fitting ending for DoomGuy, I nuke Romero in his brain as several plasma balls disintigrate me from behind.  DoomGuy's final act of heroism will remain unknown, and this is preferable because it was a nasty affair and a Brutal Doom 2.

[Karkov]

Against my better judgement, I kept playing with the werewolf zombie clones save. Migrants arrived, but I resolved not to care, focusing only on my starting 7, still walled into their little wooden box. Outside said box, whatever mysterious force that caused the initial infection also got the migrants. In half a month they all transformed. The wave had included a married couple, and apparently the wife was pregnant. She gives birth to twins. When they all change back, the twins, who's natural form is the monster form, proceeded to kill the lot of them. Now there are lycanthropic zombie clones, living werewolves, zombie livestock, zombie wild animals, zombie migrants, and various zombie bits of dismembered migrants.

It would appear the zombie werewolf clones and the living ones are not hostile to each other, but they attack the other undead. Except when they turn back  into human zombies, then the living werewolves attack them. This has increased the number of reanimated gibs many times over. The bits lopped off of them while in human form seem to remain human zombie bits, but when the fallen clones reanimate, they are still lycanthropic and regenerate when they change form.

I may be headed for FPS death soon. There are almost 100 units on my map and the game's only gone on for 4 months.

This sounds amazing, it sounds like the civilization is made of werewolves.  What's the mod you're using?  And you should totally check legends mode to see how many people were cursed by some gods.