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[WillowLuman]

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Sorcery kills all, though it's a bit difficult to hit Artorias with it. Try lock-on archery with serious buffs to the arrows, aiming as he's charging attacks. Intoxicate him if you can.

[Steelmagic]

Before this story i would like to say that my button to return to the normal view is end and my fold wings button is home.

I was flying my F4F, trying out my new joystick when i accidentally switched to gunsight view. So i went to press end to return to normal and accidentally pressed home, folding my wings. I folded my wings. Mid-flight i folded my wings, and crashed into the water below. In my first moderately successful career. But hey my new joystick works!

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IL-2 Sturmovik

[EnigmaticHat]

I broke a personal rule, which is to NEVER snap fire rockets.  The Captain who did so killed 2 agents, including a fellow officer, in a situation that wasn't particularly dangerous.  He was immediately demoted to door opener, my designation for the scouts who are first off the skyranger.

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old-com

[itisnotlogical]

Cameron unmistakably told me that our fight was not to the death. He then proceeded to punch me in the head until I stopped moving.

Later, some of Kaga's lackeys stabbed me to death outside Arroyo. I'm starting to think that the sharpened spear wasn't really worth the three healing powders it took to finish that quest.

Fallout 2 + Restoration mod.

[pisskop]

steal the flint.  She has two total.

[pisskop]

Look! a stone quarry!  aww sheeh, Im protective imperial Charlemagne, I can snag Great Wall and Stonehenge, and pyrimads if its peaceful out, even at this level!  And, look at the plains cowand irrigated corn in that fat cross!  mmm, and Ramses is genghis' neighbor, and pacal and ghandi border me.

Ill just siddle on in there . . . Ill send somebody to investigate that surely small peninsula eventually.  a great wall and Stonehenge later .   .

I wonder where Shaka is.  probably across the continent, or on bumblefrag island . . .  oh, look, 4 archers!  how cute.  Oh, there shaka.  And he has more behind them.  Fuuuuu.  He had 12 archers.  Two wars.later, my economy is 10%, i lost countless archers burning his expansions, or defending my own 3 cities.  Then he gets aeveryone to declare on me.  I ragequit.

civ iv

[Akura]

Defenders de Deus. Holy crap. These guys can actually challenge me going one-on-one, and edited my character to have maxed out stats. Castles often have over 60 guarding them(about 1/3 of the garrision). Even when I get them down to about 30 or so(and with still having an army of 140 not counting vassals) they won't surrender.

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Mount & Blade: Wedding Dance mod.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Operation Fuck You, I'm a Tank ended prematurely due to rocket fire.

Operation Fuck You, I'm a Tank mkII ended after a couple settlements were liberated when said tank got wedged between a tree and a rock after I 'accidently' fell off a cliff.

Operation Fuck You, I'm a Tank mkIII blitzed across the countryside, occupying large swaths of territory and enemy military bases. It ended when I discovered a helicopter with more rocket launchers than should be legal.

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Operation Fuck You, I'm a Helicopter ended prematurely due to small-arms fire.

Just Cause 1

[SeriousConcentrate]

Ssso while I'm trying to fight off a bipedal monssster with a glowing whisssker, thisss bosss-level bird killsss me with bubblesss from behind. Jerk.

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Starbound. Poor Firewatch has the worst luck sometimes.

[SOLDIER First]

Jesus.
Christ.
Hero Mode is haaaaarrrdddd

TLOZ:ALBW

[Iceblaster]

Pull a little too close to the ground and my propeller stops.

Luckily I was able to glide to a stop, however I exploded anyway

War Thunder.

[EnigmaticHat]

Playing as the Zoltan A ship.  Finally got a crystal crewman out of the stasis pod, and the game started being incredibly mean to me.  Enemies with double burst laser mark 2s, an early weapon pre-igniter followed by no weapon drops and enemies who I literally couldn't hurt, repeated misses with a burst laser mark 3, that kind of thing.  Speaking of that last, when I finally do find a weapon its a shitty one and I have to sell the weapon pre-igniter (!) to get it, and then I immediately find two high powered laser weapons floating in space, which I don't have the weapon systems to use.

I still messed up a few times, but still... FML.  Also, there was only one sector in front of me that could possibly have been the rock homeworlds, and it very well might not have been.

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FTL, if you somehow couldn't tell

[itisnotlogical]

Escorting a caravan from the Hub to Junktown, my team takes down four mantis creatures. That wasn't too bad, I think I'll join them on the return trip.

EIGHT RAIDERS. Most of them have Desert Eagles and high-power rifles, and one even managed to mortally wound Dogmeat with a thrown spear, somehow. My entire party is blown away before I even get a second turn.

Fallout 1.

[Niccolo]

My level 1 Khajiit, without any weapons, met a bunch of Forsworn in the Reach's version of a dark alleyway.

This ended not at all well.

(Skyrim)

[WillowLuman]

Built a bug metal box in the sky with a somewhat sleek shape, called it my "spaceship." It was high enough, after all. Made a good home, had a rope down to the ground but me and my bro planned to remove that and put in a teleporter. Then me and my brother beat the WOF. Suddenly Wyverns through our home, all day every day.

Terraria