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[Dasleah]

Nikov. Run a mail order wife business. You have plenty of experience in the realm of having a wife, and could help the less fortunate.

for every 2 wives you order he'll throw in a copy of his best-selling book "Why Shooting Someone For Stealing Your TV Is A Perfectly Acceptable Escalation Of Violence: And Other Helpful Hints To Murder People In Your Home" for FREE

that's value you can't buy, folks

[Nikov]

Is that legally defined as an escort service or adult content? Because it probably pushes the line. Also I doubt I there are factory overruns of nubiles just sitting in warehouses because retailers can't sell fast enough in this economy.

And I'm not really trolling. It was more like playing stupid for laughs. Were I playing stupid for enraging you, that would be trolling.

Would any of you guys buy unshipped boxed copies of PC games? Or PC games sold for less than Steam or other digital distributors if you have to wait for shipping? One of my first ideas was "TheReformedPirateBay.com".

[forsaken1111]

Nikov. Run a mail order wife business. You have plenty of experience in the realm of having a wife, and could help the less fortunate.

for every 2 wives you order he'll throw in a copy of his best-selling book "Why Shooting Someone For Stealing Your TV Is A Perfectly Acceptable Escalation Of Violence: And Other Helpful Hints To Murder People In Your Home" for FREE

that's value you can't buy, folks

Wait, what's wrong with shooting some asshole who broke into your house to steal your TV? I wouldn't even hesitate at blowing someone away for breaking into my home.

[Cheeetar]

Nikov. Run a mail order wife business. You have plenty of experience in the realm of having a wife, and could help the less fortunate.

for every 2 wives you order he'll throw in a copy of his best-selling book "Why Shooting Someone For Stealing Your TV Is A Perfectly Acceptable Escalation Of Violence: And Other Helpful Hints To Murder People In Your Home" for FREE

that's value you can't buy, folks

Wait, what's wrong with shooting some asshole who broke into your house to steal your TV? I wouldn't even hesitate at blowing someone away for breaking into my home.

Nikov, when did you change your username, avatar, and signature?

[forsaken1111]

Haha; but really... what's wrong with doing this? Should I first call out to said intruder, asking if he, too, has a firearm so that my conscious is clear when I shoot him?

[Cheeetar]

Haha; but really... what's wrong with doing this? Should I first call out to said intruder, asking if he, too, has a firearm so that my conscious is clear when I shoot him?

I find it more than slightly offsetting that you take such a casual approach to ending someone else's life.

[forsaken1111]

Haha; but really... what's wrong with doing this? Should I first call out to said intruder, asking if he, too, has a firearm so that my conscious is clear when I shoot him?

I find it more than slightly offsetting that you take such a casual approach to ending someone else's life.

When the man has broken into my home and could have potentially murdered me and my girlfriend in our sleep, I have no problems shooting him. I will, if possible, aim to wound and not to kill. I'm a fairly good marksman. If he sees the gun and surrenders immediately, I will simply call the police. If he runs at me or threatens me in any way, I shoot to kill.

Edit: And that's all I'll say on the subject. Sorry for the derail Nikov.

[Fayrik]

Is that legally defined as an escort service or adult content? Because it probably pushes the line.

Naaah! It's a legitimate transaction. Escort services are practically adult content... But that? It's just a transaction! For a lifetime of peace, harmony and love. Nothing adult about that.

[Criptfeind]

Pretty sure Nikov just knocked over a best buy and is trying to sell his loot quick without having to pay the fees of a fence and with the added bonus of implicating us all all in a crime or two.

[Nikov]

They're on to us! Cheese it!