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[SHAD0Wdump]

 I was in a local town, walking about. Everything seemed perfectly accurate, particularly interiors of places I've gone, then I thought to myself. Ok, this is a dream right? I'm going into places I've been and they've been exactly right... Lets go into a place I've never been and see just how wrong this dream can get it.
 So I went into my father's old factory and went into the work area. It was as if deep underground, there were pipes everywhere gushing water. My father was there fixing the pipe problems, and that was all there was to it, too basic. At first anyway.
 The I went deeper into the factory's 'mine system', I started coming across portions of the floor spewing pink fluids and some completely overrun with pink beetles. The roof was open and there was some sort of alien thing floating up there watching stuff happen. I crawled up there and I was in a alien looking arctic-ish lands scape. And here is where the dream drops all levels of sanity.
 Off to the side I saw those beetles, which shit toast, which is then ate by human babies, which then shit the beetles through their diapers. And the Colonel from KFC was there. But no, he wasn't the normal Colonel, he was the Evil Robot Twin Colonel, everything about him was robot except his left arm. Apparently he was going to take over the food industry with "the most efficient food source in existence!". So I fought him with kung-fu until he jumped into a helicopter, then I kung-fu'd the helicopter. Then I became Fred Flintstone at some point. I don't know.

Tell me B12, What the Fuck Happened???

[Mulch Diggums]

Too much pizza

[cganya]

So I fought him with kung-fu until he jumped into a helicopter, then I kung-fu'd the helicopter. Then I became Fred Flintstone at some point. I don't know.

made my night

[Vector]

Anya!

I hadn't seen you for such a long time, I was really worried!



Also, you have waaay weirder dreams than I do, dude.  I'm guessing your brain was just screwing with you.

[cganya]

So I fought him with kung-fu until he jumped into a helicopter, then I kung-fu'd the helicopter. Then I became Fred Flintstone at some point. I don't know.

made my night

edit - wait! your learning sidereal martial arts of course!

[chaoticag]

Anya!

I hadn't seen you for such a long time, I was really worried!

Anya hasn't been very active on the forums lately, probally due to her new, stable job. She has a steam account, and is most often on skype. She's doing well though.

[ChairmanPoo]

[Freudianbs]Lust for your mother, obviously.[/FreudianBs]

[runiq]

Anya!

I hadn't seen you for such a long time, I was really worried!

Anya hasn't been very active on the forums lately, probally due to her new, stable job. She has a steam account, and is most often on skype. She's doing well though.

And here I thought he meant the vengeance demon.

I am a sad, sad person.

Anyhoo, the prevalence of pink is… irritating. Just to be complete, what was that giant alien thing’s color?

[SHAD0Wdump]

Actually, I think it was more somewhere between pink and purple. Eh, whatever.

[Derekristow]

I thought to myself. Ok, this is a dream right? ... Lets go into a place I've never been and see just how wrong this dream can get it.

Tell me B12, What the Fuck Happened???

Looks like you got what you asked for.

[Muz]

[Freudianbs]Lust for your mother, obviously.[/FreudianBs]

Yeah, this. It's science. All dreams are about this.

[Akigagak]

So I fought him with kung-fu until he jumped into a helicopter, then I kung-fu'd the helicopter. Then I became Fred Flintstone at some point. I don't know.

made my night

edit - wait! your learning sidereal martial arts of course!

: D

[Freudianbs]Lust for your mother, obviously.[/FreudianBs]

Yeah, this. It's science. All dreams are about this.

No. It clearly means he's going gay.
Or, if you're already gay, SHADOWdump, it means you're going straight.

[ArcaneSaint]

Where you perhaps playing Dwarf Fortress up to the moment you fell asleep? Is so, the dream's a common side-effect, nothing to worry about. Unless you also experience a distinct feeling of falling, combined with fleeting thoughts about cheese, in that case you will have a heart attack whenever someone steps on a pigeon (unless you just ate strawberries, then you're safe*).
I hope you're insured against FDFOFWTOCIESBWSSOAPYWD (Fatal Dwarf Fortress Overdose For Which The Only Cure Is Eating Strawberries Because When Someone Steps On A Pigeon You Will Die)


*but not if you also had whipped cream, then the heart attack will be worse and doctors will accidentally amputate your leg.

[Volatar]

I think you need to stop doing drugs 

[Ochita]

Possibly lucrid dreaming with games of some sort of on the mind.

I mean, I had a dream where I was in a factory filling with goo. I got to the top, avoiding monsters in a 2-d arcade style from the front. I got to the top and was engulfed by the goo. What happened then was that I turned into a monster-like human, wearing underpants. I then jumped up and destroyed the helicopter that was supposed to save me.
Werid huh?