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forsaken1111

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Re: The Death of Antibiotics
« Reply #60 on: November 10, 2010, 04:34:52 am »

All I know is that they tell me to answer a phone and fix the problem, and for this they pay me way too much money.

This is good.
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Re: The Death of Antibiotics
« Reply #61 on: November 10, 2010, 08:33:03 am »

Back on the topic of antibiotics, just use bleach, heck your white blood cells have been doing it for ever.
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Re: The Death of Antibiotics
« Reply #62 on: November 10, 2010, 08:36:59 am »

Back on the topic of antibiotics, just use bleach, heck your white blood cells have been doing it for ever.

Well duh, why do you think they're white?
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Re: The Death of Antibiotics
« Reply #63 on: November 10, 2010, 08:37:56 am »

It's because they're racist.
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Re: The Death of Antibiotics
« Reply #64 on: November 10, 2010, 01:57:18 pm »

Nanotechnology should be available within 15 years, so in about 15-25 years we could have nanobots that can kill the bacteria instead. Ofcourse, if a super-bug that beats all known antibiotics comes to exist before then, we may be screwed.
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Re: The Death of Antibiotics
« Reply #65 on: November 10, 2010, 01:58:13 pm »

Random numbers freshly pulled out of asses are great fun.
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Re: The Death of Antibiotics
« Reply #66 on: November 10, 2010, 02:00:25 pm »

Meh, I found it on a website a while back. Nano-age or something.
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Re: The Death of Antibiotics
« Reply #67 on: November 10, 2010, 02:02:24 pm »

Its science.

All numbers all pulled out of an ass, unless proved otherwise, said proof being pulled out of a ass.
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Re: The Death of Antibiotics
« Reply #68 on: November 10, 2010, 02:19:42 pm »

I've long suspected quantum physics is just a huge practical joke.
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Re: The Death of Antibiotics
« Reply #69 on: November 10, 2010, 02:21:14 pm »

87.2% of statistics are made up on the spot
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Re: The Death of Antibiotics
« Reply #70 on: November 10, 2010, 02:24:41 pm »

Meh, I found it on a website a while back. Nano-age or something.

Sounds credible.
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Re: The Death of Antibiotics
« Reply #71 on: November 10, 2010, 02:28:54 pm »

Meh, I found it on a website a while back. Nano-age or something.

Sounds credible.
Yeah, use wikipedia articles.
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Re: The Death of Antibiotics
« Reply #72 on: November 10, 2010, 05:23:23 pm »

Nanotechnology should be available within 15 years, so in about 15-25 years we could have nanobots that can kill the bacteria instead. Ofcourse, if a super-bug that beats all known antibiotics comes to exist before then, we may be screwed.

Meh.
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Re: The Death of Antibiotics
« Reply #73 on: November 10, 2010, 06:53:00 pm »

Fact: The all-powerful nanotechs with the making things and the cancer-curing is available now, it's just being held back so that a select group of scientists and engineers can maneuver themselves into a position of ultimate political and social power. Then Star Trek will be reborn as it should be, with no Aerosmith or retcons. Forever.

All hail our incredibly detail-oriented overlords!

OT: I'd like to slap each and every panicked, uninformed parent and their impatient pediatricians of the past few decades for causing this mess in the first place. I don't even care if this is quoted out of context. How hard is it to understand that viruses are not remotely affected by antibiotics, and that Little Timmy will sooner sprout wings out of his ass than have his slight cough and runny nose cured by them? </hindsightrage>
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Re: The Death of Antibiotics
« Reply #74 on: November 11, 2010, 05:46:24 am »

Don't forget industrial cattle being fed antibiotic to increase productivity.  ::)
This mess has been caused by a total lack of foresight, combined with complete disdain for the repeated alert from the scientific world. And we'll have global warming kicking just after that, won't it be fun? One of his predicted consequences is increased risk of epidemics. Without antibiotic, this will be !!fun!! .
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