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Total Members Voted: 11

[Cheddarius]

Hey guys, do you think I should just set up a farm plot at the end of the hallway?
We have a lot of side-mining to do, and the sooner the farm is up, the better.

Didn't Shade-o say that farming on mud was better or something? I haven't been here for 30 pages, so I wouldn't know.

And fine, Rolan and I will go out and check out the cave again, I swear if I get teleported again though, ain't nothing keeping me from inquisitioning until I get answers.

Oh, go ahead. Just keep in mind that, firstly, none of us have any answers, and secondly, if you inquisition, we'll kill you.

[Lillipad]

What all can't we butcher for bones?

[FuzzyZergling]

Please, nobody kill anybody else.

What all can't we butcher for bones?

Right now, everything.
We lack a butcher's workshop.

[Hastur]

Sandow "Hey my Golem is having problems. can a mechanic examine it?"

0000 -700;7hour; Continue digging my sideroom. As always Sandow digs, not the golem, the golem assists with some bucketwork and cooling me off by fanning me.
700-800;1hour; Eat the best around.

800-1500-7hours; Train my skirmish chicken into a battle rooster. care for animals, befriend the cats.
1500-1600;1hour; eat the best available

1600-0000;8hour; sleep;zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Cheddarius]

I will not attempt to kill anyone in the foreseeable future except to save a fellow dwarf from torture.

[Lillipad]

Hastur once you make a battle rooster can we keep calling it skirmish chicken?

[Hastur]

"Im ok with that. I can make you your own too"

I train it to remain docile while in my arms and to attack once I toss it at an opponent and say the command word.

[V-Norrec]

We've already went over this, chickens/roosters are too stupid to learn how to be battle animals.  We learned this before we entered the Necropolis, how many times must we have the same failed action?

[Lillipad]

It doesn't have to learn how to do complicated things, it just needs to learn when to be aggressive, and when to be passive. He can train it to react a certain way to key words and phrases as well. It doesn't have to be a soldier. It just has to know "peck this, don't peck that" to count as a skirmish chicken, and/or combat rooster.

[Shade-o]

Or at least keep a bag on its head when you don't want it attacking you.

[Cheddarius]

Word of God:

Hastur

You train your chicken, but it isn't nearly bloodthirsty enough.

[V-Norrec]

Hastur

You stay in the caravan and obtain a bit of broken masonry. Using it, you carve it into...

A little scene, most likely of a dwarf standing on a pile of bodies.

You might train them as fighters, but that's really just making them hyper-aggressive. They'll be as likely to attack anything else, and can't follow orders.

Yeah, just what I want, roosters pecking at me, marvelous.

[Lillipad]

If we can find turkeys, we should definitely make skirmish turkeys. Those things could be monstrous if we play our cards right.

[V-Norrec]

/facepalm

[Rolan7]

It doesn't have to learn how to do complicated things, it just needs to learn when to be aggressive, and when to be passive. He can train it to react a certain way to key words and phrases as well. It doesn't have to be a soldier. It just has to know "peck this, don't peck that" to count as a skirmish chicken, and/or combat rooster.

Can it ever learn not to drown in the rain?  (I know it's an urban legend but still)

What time are we spending in the forest, Norrec?