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Total Members Voted: 11

[Rolan7]

Rolan7

Just as you think your adventures are over, your crazy uncle appears!

"It's dangerous to go alone" he whispers.

Instead of a kitten, he gives you a Purring Maggot. Huh.

Yessss.
Now I just need to learn how to milk it, and I can keep it in my backpack as an emergency food source!  Or maybe on my belt?  Like an everful milk canteen.
Course, right now I'd probably just crush the poor thing.

Assuming my uncle has more than one line, ask him about the elven lands!  Should we expect them to visit our destination?  Anything I should know about them?  Did he bring me any manga?

[IronyOwl]

Oh dear. Perhaps I should avoid the marketplace for a while.

Return to the wagons and play with puppies. See if I can teach them tricks.

[V-Norrec]

oh fine, *pout*  Drop off my two beams of wood at the caravan.  Go see if I can't purchase a fine whittling knife with my 10☼ Then board the caravan and wait for everyone to catch up, or for adventure to find me, of course.

[Ochita]

Get to the wagon. Converse with V

[CoughDrop]

Dig dig dig dig dig! 

[Shade-o]

Rolan7

Your uncle regales you with tales of the forest daimyos, of the wood-clad samurai and their impossibly sharp katanas, wazakashis and kodachis.

They shouldn't be bothering you, as they are locked in a struggle with maddened treants pouring out of corrupted forests. There's also rumours of steel-clad elves with no tolerance for mischief, who are starting to emerge from underground cities, intent on helping their forest kin reclaim the world.

After some minor cute puppy shenanigans, the  assembled wait around for the rest of the caravan to appear.

Coughdrop, where's your shopping list?

[Nirur Torir]

Irony, will you make a set of carpenter's tools when we arrive? It lets me buy more food.

If so, I'll head down to the shops and trade the anvil in for:

Another bin of forged iron bars (160 left)
13 barrels of plump helmets (56 left)
And I'll walk past the cage of kittens, not trying to resist. (6 left in the group funds)

[Rolan7]

Enjoy every word of my uncle's stories, believing them completely.  Resolve to chop trees and tree-beings wherever I find them, for elvenkind.

[V-Norrec]

We need something other than plump helmets, We have a lot of barrels of those already.  Get some mud worm paste or pit worm steaks.  WE MUST HAVE VARIETY IN OUR DIET

[IronyOwl]

Certainly. I probably won't have much else to do besides dig once we get there anyway.

[Nirur Torir]

I absolutely refuse to eat mud worm paste, and we can't afford pit worm steaks. We'll get variety by eating surface plants and wild animals.

[Samthere]

Gar: with the curse probably broken, and everything else wrapped up, it's time to do the one last thing I have to do before leaving... time to say goodbye to my parents and siblings, just a bunch of common folk with stern direction and way more advice to give than they could have possibly ever actually learned.

[IronyOwl]

Why, what's wrong with it? I mean, I won't eat it because I'm pampered and soft, but you seem decently not-soft.

[V-Norrec]

Yeah, nothing wrong with it, it just tastes bad.  It's like eating vegetables, you only do it because you know it's good for you.

Also, I'm still missing Blessed and Observant from my good traits.  I hope I meet Hipobis Giltgold on our trip

[CoughDrop]

Coughdrop, where's your shopping list?

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