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Confiscation of Sandow's Property

Nothing
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A little
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Some
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A bit
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A bunch
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A lot
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A ton
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Author Topic: Cobalt Fortress: Days 48 onward: This is the spring of our discontent  (Read 148127 times)

Ochita

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Re: Cobalt Fortress: Days 30-?: Watashi wa nihongo wo ichikagetu narrate imasu.
« Reply #3375 on: January 21, 2011, 05:21:46 pm »

[[Ahra, can you please attempt to have some sort of grammar and coherency to your posts? I'm utterly confused.]]

((Double that))
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Ahra

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Re: Cobalt Fortress: Days 30-?: Watashi wa nihongo wo ichikagetu narrate imasu.
« Reply #3376 on: January 21, 2011, 05:23:06 pm »

Ok ok i will.
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And then the horror hits: This was just spring.
We are SOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucked.
Quite fucked indeed.

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Re: Cobalt Fortress: Days 30-?: Watashi wa nihongo wo ichikagetu narrate imasu.
« Reply #3377 on: January 21, 2011, 05:25:31 pm »

"Norrec th' whotsit?  Isn't 'e some uber-evil diety or demon o' somethin"  he replies confusedly,  "I need details lad, I joost got 'ere."

"I'm Norrec Rikkirmebzuth.  I sort of had a bit of an accident regarding charging at a bunch of kobolds armed with crappy bows and arrows.  I thought since they were so crappy I'd be safe, I was wrong.  Welcome to the Cliffs of Iron."  I say as I return to work on making my crutches.

elitetaco3519

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Re: Cobalt Fortress: Days 30-?: Watashi wa nihongo wo ichikagetu narrate imasu.
« Reply #3378 on: January 21, 2011, 05:40:13 pm »

Attempt to help Norrec
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Shade-o

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Re: Cobalt Fortress: Days 30-?: Watashi wa nihongo wo ichikagetu narrate imasu.
« Reply #3379 on: January 21, 2011, 05:59:23 pm »

The best part was that you were charging in front of the iron golem.

I'm sure that Sandow really appreciates you saving it from being dinged and scratched.
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Apparently having a redundant creature entry causes the game to say, "Oh, look, it's crazy world now. Nothing makes sense! Alligators live in houses!"

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Re: Cobalt Fortress: Days 30-?: Watashi wa nihongo wo ichikagetu narrate imasu.
« Reply #3380 on: January 21, 2011, 06:03:08 pm »

((*shrug*  Yeah, I was hoping for heroic awesomeness.  I've learned better now.  Hipobis was right, just wait for better armor.))
« Last Edit: January 21, 2011, 06:17:14 pm by V-Norrec »
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elitetaco3519

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Re: Cobalt Fortress: Days 30-?: Watashi wa nihongo wo ichikagetu narrate imasu.
« Reply #3381 on: January 21, 2011, 06:15:15 pm »

Heroics are dumb its the "differents between a live grunt and a dead grunt"
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Re: Cobalt Fortress: Days 30-?: Watashi wa nihongo wo ichikagetu narrate imasu.
« Reply #3382 on: January 21, 2011, 06:17:41 pm »

((Gar disagrees. As does Norrec for at least her portal-jumping.))
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A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: Cobalt Fortress: Days 30-?: Watashi wa nihongo wo ichikagetu narrate imasu.
« Reply #3383 on: January 21, 2011, 06:24:51 pm »

[[Ahra, can you please attempt to have some sort of grammar and coherency to your posts? I'm utterly confused.]]

((Double that))
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((Quad))
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Re: Cobalt Fortress: Days 30-?: Watashi wa nihongo wo ichikagetu narrate imasu.
« Reply #3384 on: January 21, 2011, 06:37:49 pm »

[[Ahra, can you please attempt to have some sort of grammar and coherency to your posts? I'm utterly confused.]]

((Double that))
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((Quad))
((Collateral)) love mw2 humor
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DrunkDorfPally

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Re: Cobalt Fortress: Days 30-?: Watashi wa nihongo wo ichikagetu narrate imasu.
« Reply #3385 on: January 21, 2011, 06:55:56 pm »

"Norrec th' whotsit?  Isn't 'e some uber-evil diety or demon o' somethin"  he replies confusedly,  "I need details lad, I joost got 'ere."

"I'm Norrec Rikkirmebzuth.  I sort of had a bit of an accident regarding charging at a bunch of kobolds armed with crappy bows and arrows.  I thought since they were so crappy I'd be safe, I was wrong.  Welcome to the Cliffs of Iron."  I say as I return to work on making my crutches.

"Och, meh n' meh big yap.  Aye, sorreh bou' thot." he replied as he continued to check the Kobold corpse for anything lootable.  ((Uh, do I find anything Shade-o?  :?))
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Ochita

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Re: Cobalt Fortress: Days 30-?: Watashi wa nihongo wo ichikagetu narrate imasu.
« Reply #3386 on: January 21, 2011, 06:57:45 pm »

((I tell you what you will find. -5 items.))
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Re: Cobalt Fortress: Days 30-?: Watashi wa nihongo wo ichikagetu narrate imasu.
« Reply #3387 on: January 21, 2011, 07:01:57 pm »

((I tell you what you will find. -5 items.))

((-5?  How is that even possible?  I can understand 0, but -5!?!?  X())
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Lemme, AXE you a question!

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Re: Cobalt Fortress: Days 30-?: Watashi wa nihongo wo ichikagetu narrate imasu.
« Reply #3388 on: January 21, 2011, 07:03:04 pm »

((0 is basic. -5 is primitive. I'm sure you can guess what sort of loot a kobold's likely to be carrying.))
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Quote from: Radio Controlled (Discord)
A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: Cobalt Fortress: Days 30-?: Watashi wa nihongo wo ichikagetu narrate imasu.
« Reply #3389 on: January 21, 2011, 07:07:57 pm »

*After digging out some random items, he goes downstream to clean them off.*  ((I'm still waiting for Shade-O to say what they are.  X())
« Last Edit: January 21, 2011, 07:17:32 pm by DrunkDorfPally »
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