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[forsaken1111]

We like plump helmets because they have what Dwarves crave. They have electrolytes.

/obligatory idiocracy reference

[cog disso]

I wonder how many of you sick puppies have started referring to your genitals as "the plump helmet in my pants".*






























*I'm not judging you.

[forsaken1111]

*raises hand*

[KaguroDraven]

I might start now that you've given me the idea. I already call my skull a "braincase" due to somthing else.

[NewSheoth]

I might start now that you've given me the idea. I already call my skull a "braincase" due to somthing else.

That or braincage.

[cog disso]

I wonder who among you have attempted the megalithic dong project.*












*Again, I'm not judging you, I'm just trying avoid plagiarization and give credit where credit is due.

[NewSheoth]

I wonder who among you have attempted the megalithic dong project.*

*Again, I'm not judging you, I'm just trying avoid plagiarization and give credit where credit is due.

I prefer the giant middle-finger-showing-hand directed at the most popular map edge among sieges and caravans.

[cog disso]

Bonus points if you can figure out how to make it purple.

Consider a shiny gold doubloon nailed to the mast on this project, fast track this bitch.

[Drakeero]

I still use plump helmets for the sake of variety, and as an emergency reserve for a food crisis.  Though, to be honest I haven't had much of a food crisis lately.

[Hitty40]

I use Plump Helmets only for brewing, but can't seem to keep my dwarves from eating the all the time. That's why I always have stockpiles full off 1000+ Plumpies.

[Jimlad11]

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[Pan]

I was quite surprised to see a familiar thread revived, and even more so when it was my thread... How did you find this thread? Googled something and this popped up?

[metime00]

So weird that people wouldn't just let a thread like this go and have to necro it.

However, since there's already two posts, I'll contribute: Plump helmets pick up the slack if other crops fail or are insufficient for the whole fort. I tend to use them as filler in a farm plot to even out the ratios of the other crops. They're the most edible and versatile. If only they could be made into clothes or pressed into oil...

[flieroflight]

theyre practical and help provide good amounts of booze. ill eventually get round to growing above ground and other supground crops but i can often subsist n gathering naturally growing things

[Scruga]

I prefer longland grass

Because I can make longland beer, and beer just sounds most dwarvish