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[Sheb]

Do not worry, I got enough troops to do both.

((Na, just kidding. I'll propose to do a Egyptian-Russian Merger though.))

[Taricus]

((Egypt-russia... ))

[USEC_OFFICER]

Wow, look like end-gae to me. Can't we say the CIS won, and the world went on being a Egypto-Communisto dicatoriship for many centuries?

Nah. It's not end-game yet. There's something I want to definitely have to do before end-game starts. At best, this is late-middle game.

((Na, just kidding. I'll propose to do a Egyptian-Russian Merger though.))

Gah. The spoilers for Egypt/Russia are big enough already. Though I suppose it might speed things up a little.

[Demonic Spoon]

Wow, look like end-gae to me. Can't we say the CIS won, and the world went on being a Egypto-Communisto dicatoriship for many centuries?

Nah. It's not end-game yet. There's something I want to definitely have to do before end-game starts. At best, this is late-middle game.

Aliens! Maybe even whatitsname from Evolution! Something with a J? Jeff? Jefford? Man, I'm horrible at names. And turn incoming soon hopefully.

[Demonic Spoon]

Party in the North Sea

-snip-

Blatant Attempts At Abusing Deep Sea Mining

Lol. At least it's blatant right? 

You forgot to add mass driver tech to my list of techs.

Also, 19 Sea Zones = 19 * 10,000 = 190,000 =/= "$180,000 a turn"

And I have 60 countries, not 57.

Fleet Isis should have two laser gunboats and two laser frigates, not 1 laser frigate and 3 laser gunboats.

If the Socialist Union of Free Alaska doesn't wish to annex the provincial capital of Victoria and surrounds in Canada, the United Empire Unification Forces(UNUF) will be more than happy annex it. 

The Glorious Monthly Plan of the Gloriously United Empire:

A message to the citizens of the United Empire, from the Pharaoh

People of the United Empire of Egypt! It is with great joy in my heart that I now announce a coming merger with our great friends and allies the Imperialist Bastards of Russia! Together we will lead earth into a new age of prosperity and goodness! Alas this sort of merger of two world spanning empires is no easy feat, as such most of the next month shall be spent upon it. Eventually however, we shall be joined as one, the undisputed major power of earth! Long live the United Empire! Long live the Imperial Bastards! Long live the Pan Egypt-Russia Imperialist United Bastard Empire

A excerpt from the memoirs of the Pharaoh

This farce has gone on for long enough. The gloves are coming off and the UN is going down.

The Financial Nile:

Starting Funds: 3,160
Revenue: +1,957,000
Hydroponics: +300,000
Deep Sea Mining: +190,000
Extra income from AI Management of US economy: +7,160
Internal Propaganda: -50,000
Counterops: -10,000
1 Nuclear Warhead in Malawi: -75,000
1 Nerve Gas Warhead in Malawi: -50,000
2 Advanced ICBMs in Malawi: -60,000
Subtotal: 2,212,320

Ptah's Cunning: -500,000

Research AI Failsafes: 200,000
Research True Artificial Intelligence: 200,000
Research Cryosleep(100,000 + 5,000): 105,000

The Flight of the Roc: -350,000

2 Weather Satellites launched into space by the Mass drivers: -350,000

The Endless Hordes of Ra: -1,108,000

2 Laser Cyborgs in South Africa: -52,000
2 Laser Fanatics in South Africa: -36,000
2 Interceptors in South Africa: -60,000
2 Laser Gunships in South Africa: -74,000
1 Laser Weapons Platform in South Africa: -45,000
1 Laser Fanatics in Bermuda: -18,000
2 Laser Fanatics in United States of America: -36,000
1 Laser Fanatic in Mexico: -18,000
1 Laser Cyborg in Niger: -26,000

The Pharaoh that launched a thousand ships: -200,000

1 Destroyer in each of the 3 sea zones bordering Antarctica: -75,000
3 Destroyers off of the coast of Deltamarsh: -75,000
1 Destroyer off of the Coast of South Africa: -25,000
1 Destroyer off of the Northeastern Coast of the USA: -25,000

Fleet Imperia gets some new goodies: -89,000

Upgrade the Pharaoh's Glory to a laser battleship: -30,000
Upgrade the 2 frigates to Laser Frigates: -46,000
Upgrade Destroyer to Laser Gunboat: -13,000

Fleet Osiris, at South Africa: -362,000

1 Laser Battleship: -90,000
2 Laser Gunboats: -76,000
2 Laser Frigates: -136,000
2 Laser Submarines: -60,000

Refitting our Valiant Warriors: -92,000

1 Infantry in Antarctica and 1 Infantry in the Falkland islands be upgraded to laser cyborgs: -32,000
1 Heavy Armour in Antarctica, 1 Heavy Armour in the Falkland Islands and 2 Heavy Armours in Mexico be upgraded to laser tanks: -60,000

Gifts of Goodwill: -250,000

Give money to the Kingdom of Free People: -250,000

Savings: 4,320

The Scourges of Horus:

Catching the Luxembourg

1 Laser tank from Germany, 1 Laser Tank from Croatia and 1 Laser Fanatic from Slovenia invade Luxembourg.

Crushing the Pathetic Remnants of the UN:

6 Laser Fanatics, 2 Laser Batteries, 1 Laser Tanks and 4 Laser Cyborgs from Niger, 1 Laser Tank and 1 Laser Half-Track from Albania and 1 Laser Tank and 1 Laser Half-Track from Bosnia and Herzegovina invade Mali.
2 Laser Tanks, 1 Laser Fanatics, 1 Interceptor and 2 Laser Cyborgs from Zimbabwe, 1 Laser Cyborg from Swaziland and Fleet Isis invade Angola. Thoth 2 will be commanding the campaign.

Playing around in Central America

Fleet Deathskull and 1 Laser Fanatic from Mexico invade Cuba
2 Interceptors, 1 Laser Weapons Platform and 1 Laser Gunship from Bermuda invade Belize.

Blatant Repositioning of our destroyers

1 Destroyer from Northeastern coast of USA moves 1 seazone east.
1 Destroyer from Cape of Storms moves 1 seazone west.

Pyramidial Miscellany:

Thoth-1 researches Cryosleep, already added in.
Thoth-2 commands the Angola Campaign
Thoth-3 continues managing the US economy.
Give Improved Counterops to the Imperialist Bastards
Begin a vast merger of our empire with that of the Imperialist Bastards.
Offer Adwarf 250,000 in exchange for Super Soldiers Implants Tech.
Ponder on the unfairness of life, and how it'd have been cool to get the Swiss guard tech for free. Alas.

[Phantom]

The Socialist Union of Free Alaska renounces sovereignty and offers itself to be ruled by the Imperialists.

[adwarf]

Edited turn to include the selling of super soldier implants. I have a bad feeling I will be crushed very soon.

[Demonic Spoon]

Umm, I do have 19 seazones, you just worked out the income for them wrong.

The Socialist Union of Free Alaska renounces sovereignty and offers itself to be ruled by the Imperialists.

Wait what? It was a joke! A joke!

[Sheb]

Well, we've been running them for a long time already.

((Seriously, does someone else want to take over? Adwarf? It's not fun to be a superpower if you don't get to crush resistance by making weather satellites rains on people.))

[Demonic Spoon]

((Indeed. You want him adwarf? Or Halsantium maybe?))

[Sheb]

((I'd say adwarf or ggamer as they're the weakest players))

[Sheb]

Socialist Orders in View of the Creation of the United Socialists Sovietics Empire.

Finance:
-Taxes and revenue from nationalised industry:+1,799,000$
-Revenues from collective hydroponics farms:+340,000$
-Revenues from deep-sea penal mines:+70,000$
Subtotal:2,209,000$
Research:-1,000,000$
Weather Satelites:-700,000$
Ships:-430,000$
Propaganda advertising the U.S.S.E. to my population:-79,000$
Total:0$

Research:
-Intelligent Armor:-300,000$
-Interplanetary Travel:-500,000$
-Pirates!:-200,000$

Climatology
-4 weather satelites will join the 6 space station in orbit, and do nothing unusual or threatening at all. They're only weather satelites, right?:-700,000$

Troops build-up
-Off the Southern Coast of China:1 Laser Battleship, 2 Laser Frigate, 3 Laser Gunboats, 3 Laser Submarines:-430,000$

Armies movement:
My troops in Germany (Demonic Spoon is okay with that) attack Belgium and the Netherlands. 1 Laser Batteries, 1 Interceptor, 3 Fighters to Belgium and 1 Laser Batteries, 1 Interceptor, 2 Fighters and 1 Artillery to the Netherland.

[Demonic Spoon]

Entry form for the United Socialists Sovietics Empire(USSE)/Pan Egypt-Russia United Imperialist Bastard Empire(PERUIBE)

-Country Name: United Socialists Sovietics Empire
-Leader Name: Some Random Pharoah
-Starting Territory: Earth
-Colour: Octarine(Greenish-purple)

[Phantom]

Please note that the Socialist Union is free to be ruled by anyone else if the Imperialists refuse except those that came from Sierra Leone.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Added space station components, and resistance troopers. Ggamer, you can officially post your turn now.