TURN 14
Turns are in real time now.
I lol'ed
So, by the way, my, Sheb's and Halsantium's embargo of the USA and II had no effect?
Well, they don't really have any ships to blockade USA and II's ports. Any effects from the embargo will take some time to occur. (In other words, they'll be affected next turn.)
So, is it happening?
There should be 3 Laser Fanatics in Mozambique, not 2.
Fanatic in Morroco should be Laser Fanatic.
So the entirety Fleet 2 was annihilated? Ouch.
How many sea zones do I control by the way?
The Glorious Monthly Plan of the Gloriously United Empire:
The Eternal Pharoah addresses the citizenry of the United Empire:"People of the United Empire! It was great happiness that I announce that even the United States of America have finally recognized the superiority of the United Empire and have willingly yielded all authority over their gonvernance to us, only too happy to join our glorious realm! With victory following upon glorious victoy we have also conquered the chief territory of that vile pretender, the United Nations! Our glorious empire stretches from the northern most point of Africa all the way to the most Southern! Our power grows greater with each passing day and our loyal legions will soon vanquish the wretched remains of the United Nations! WE WILL REIGN SUPREME IN AFRICA!"
The crowd roars in approval at the last sentence.
The Financial Nile:
Starting Funds: 0
Revenue: +1,470,000
Deep Sea Mining: +10,000
Gift from Halsantium: +100,000
Gift from the Imperialist Bastards: +5,000
1 AI for Halsantium, has added self destruction additions in case of tampering to prevent tampering: -100,000
REDACTED: -75,000
Ptah's Cunning: -166,000Research Advanced ICBMs: 51,000
Research Fallout Control: 60,000
Research Improved Counterops(50,000 + 5,000): 60,000
The Endless Hordes of Ra: -949,0002 Laser Fortresses in the US: -150,000
1 Laser Fortress in South Africa: -75,000
2 Laser Fanatics in the US: -36,000
2 Interceptors in South Africa: -60,000
1 Laser Weapons Platform in South Africa: -45,000
1 Laser Gunship in South Africa: -37,000
2 Interceptors in the US: -60,000
1 Laser Weapons Platform in the US: -45,000
1 Laser Gunship in the US: -37,000
2 Laser Fanatics in Albania: -36,000
2 Laser Fanatics in Niger: -36,000
Fleet Deathskull, off of the eastern coast of the US: -332,0001 Laser Battleship: -90,000
3 Laser Gunboats: -114,000
1 Laser Frigates: -68,000
2 Laser Submarines: -60,000
Refitting our Glorious Forces: -295,000With these refits only a part of our Navy and 2 Heavy Armours still require refits, our army is among the most advanced in the world.
Upgrade all remaining normal Fanatics to Laser Fanatics: -270,000
Upgrade 1 Heavy Armour in Albania to a Laser Tank: -15,000
Upgrade 1 Light Armour in Albania to a Laser Half-Track: -10,000
End Total: 0The Scourges of Horus:
Removing Germany from the Equation:2 Laser Tanks, 2 Laser Fanatics, 1 Interceptor and 2 Laser Cyborgs from Italy invade Germany
Crushing the UN:1 Laser Fanatics from Spain and Fleet Imperia(aka Fleet 1) invade Portugal.
2 Laser Fanatics from the Democratic Republic of the Congo and 1 Laser Battery from Qatar invade Angola
2 Laser Fanatics from Tanzania and 1 Laser Fanatics from Egypt invade Zambia
2 Laser Fanatics from Mozambique invade Zimbabwe
1 Laser Cyborg from Egypt invades Lesotho
Strategic Redeployments:1 Heavy Armour from Turkey and 1 Heavy Armour from Iran move to the USA to reinforce them until the defensive forces under construction there are completed.
Pyramidial Miscellany:
By order of the Pharoah the Democratic Republic of the Congo shall from now on be known as Deltamarsh.
Thoth-1 researches Improved Counter-Ops, already added in.
Thoth-2 commands the Lesotho campaign, and if possible also the Zimbabwe campaign
Thoth-3 manages the US economy.
Conduct thorough searches throughout the US to find any research data and leftover stores of military equipment and hardware there might be. A eye must be kept out for nuclear weapons in particular.
Conduct thorough searches into our Italian territories, in hopes of recovering research data on the Swiss Guard or military equipment and hardware.
That Fleet 1 from now on be known as Fleet Imperia
Excerpt from the book "Deadly Times", by Edgar R. Marton.
The United States of America, Looking Back:While large parts of the world expressed shock and surprise of the sudden crumbling of the USA empire and the swift capitulation of its remnants to the the UE, in hindsight it should come as no surprise. The corpulent, walking corpse that was the USA had become a slothful, gluttonous, consumerist, morally deficient country with a neverending appetite for consumer goods, fast food and energy. With the rapid rise of new dictators in Russia, Egypt, and Australia, all of which were respectable sized world powers with relatively strong economies, the USA, in fear of being swarmed by masses of smaller but more numerous countries, adopted agressive, shortsighted, desperate tactics to prevent its doom, ironically enough sealing their doomed fate.
Annexing neigbouring countries like Canada and Mexico and subsuming former protectorates and allies like Japan, the USA hoped to become too large for even the rest of the world combined to be able to defeat them. Shock, rage and fear was the general response to these sudden imperial moves on the part of the Americans. And then China fell to the Russians. Rather than realizing that this mean they should immediately seek peace with the Russians to prevent a catastrophic war would ruin both America and Russia, this only drove the Americans on.
With the chief supplier of their consumer goods and trinkets in what they viewed as enemy hands, the USA became more and more desperate. Worse, the II blockaded the Russians, preventing them from trading with the USA, while pretending to be the USA to the Russians and vice versa, rising tensions on both sides. The move also caused unrest in American territories as prices soared and goods became more and more scarce. And the Russians continued their expansion into India and other exporters to America, making the USA's problems worse and worse as they lost more revenue. The Americans were facing dire straits and did the only thing they could do in this sort of situation. No, not stop the blockade and attempt to repair the serious problems in their system. Oh no.
They nuked Asia into a glowing wasteland. Unprecendented mass slaughter on a global scale. The Americans killed more people in a week than were killed in the entirety of WWII. Riots boke out like a wildfire across American soil in protest to these inhuman deeds, the UN officially rebuked the USA, strikes were omnipresent as people refused to work under such a evil regime and the USA was on the verge of collapsing.
Meanwhile, Egypt had conquered the Middle East and large chunks of Africa. Between them, Egypt, Australia and Russia had control over large parts of the food and biofuel producing territoties of the Earth. Outraged at the heinous actions of the United States of America, they then proceeded to cut off the lifeblood of that once great nation. For while America produced large quantities of food and biofuel, their population and fuel needs had simply become too large for them to supply all their own needs and they imported large amounts of their food and biofuel in order to satiate their insatiable needs. And as their chief suppliers cut them off, and their own stores ran out, famine, turmoil and anarchy descended upon America.
Riots ran rampant. The streets flowed with blood and the federal government imploded under the enormous weight of the chaos their had been plunged into. Desperate to save something, the remains of the state governments looked for a saviour. Someone that could restore their once formiddable economy, someone who could restore law and order, someone who could protect them from their outraged, avaricious, aggressive neighbours, someone who could once more lead them to greatness. And then they found their saviour. The United Empire.
Slowly at first, one by one, and then in a great tidal flood, the States of America swore their fealty to the United Empire. And that was a beginning of a great new dawn for America.
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