I think it would have been much better if Sheb was red and America was blue. It would make so much more sense.
Irritating that you dictate what colours other countries should be
You killed yourself? (Or maybe had the guy that was your incarnation inside the game killed, But whatever.)
Talk about low self-esteem.
Being a dick.
It must suck for your 3 largest territoies to be useless. You don't seem as big anymore Sheb.
Mocking.
(Why do I have the feeling that the NRE is so fucked.)
The Roman Agenda
-Country Name: NRE (New Roman Empire)
-Leader Name/Title: Alexander Juilus Maximinus
-Starting Territory: Italy
-Color: Maroon
Money: $0
Countries: Switzerland ($24,000): 7 Infantry, 1 Light Armour
France ($14,000): 2 Roman Legions, 1 Light Armour, 1 Fighter
Technologies: Roman Legions
9.6% towards Roman Super Legions
Status: Fucked.
-August 30, 2056, 17:35, Paris, France-
-Roman Ceasar Alexander Juilus Maximinus-
Gentlemen. It has come to my attention that the filthy, greedy Egyptians have invaded us with a reason. Even more so, they have desicated the great city of Rome. They have killed honourable Romans, burned our farms, instilled harsh regiments on our people, these are hard to forgive, but they have touched our city, our Rome. They have went too far. We will drive back the vile Egyptians. They have better weapon, more numbers, and insane loyalty to their false gods, but we Romans have HONOUR! We will kill these vile feinds, and we will not stop in till every evil Egyptian is killed! We will fight right down to the last man, woman, and child! We will not give in, we will not pull back, we will not surrender! For we are True Romans, and True Romans never surrender! And at last, I say to you, STRENGTH AND HONOUR TO YOU ALL!
*Alexander steps off the platform to a roar of approval*
Armies: Both Roman Legionaries from France invade Italy with 5 Infantry and 1 Light Armour in Switzerland.
2 Infantry in Switzerland invade ze Germans
Recruitment: Recruit a Roman Legion in France.
Research: Whats left goes into Sicence
Other: Deliver the speech above to all Roman Cities in an attempt to increase patroitism and moral for the NRE.
(Yes, I just gave a bunch of insults to Egypt while saying that we will keep fighting the Egyptians till we are all dead. If I am going to die, may as well fuck over the Egyptians as much as I can before I die.)
Insulted me, repeatedly.
Ok, what the fuck. I just get started, and then you let a nation instant crubstomp me? If you were going to have me killed, why did you even let me join?
And what about my invastions? Surely I would have invaded fast enough to save my self?
Wait. I did manage to get my territory. ROME WILL BE LIBERATED!
Edit: Didn't I invade France? Why do I have some other random country?
Complained about how the game turned out.
Another account from the Glorious Leader:
Alex misspelled science, good grief.
Shut up. At least I gave an epic speech.
Also, why are you denouncing me as an enemy already? I have done nothing to you, and the Egyptians attacked Italy, which contained Rome, which, if you haven't guessed, is kinda the reason were called the Roman Empire.
Edit:
Faction name: German Strikefroce (GSF)
Faction Leader: General Müller
Starting region: Germany
Map color:
Priority list:
1. Black
2. Darkred
3. Darkblue?^^
Starting region: Germany
Germany
Fuck you.
...I honestly hope this is obvious.
Well, okay, 2 Infantry, 1 tank attack France which currently has no owner.
I own France.
Well, okay, 2 Infantry, 1 tank attack France which currently has no owner.
I own France.
Looking on the map you dont so...bad luck?
Try. Reading. My. Status. 
It should be austria.
No. It. Isn't.
I. Never. Touched. Austria.
That's what the map says.
Try. Asking. USEC_Officer.
I don't like your formattigs, tantrums or lack of explaining over what is a perfectly reasonable and understandable
mistake.
Anyone want to be allies ?
Sure. Just declare on the largest faction in Africa and you will have my support!
Turning other people against me = annoying
The oth-.
How 'bout the spineless, self righteous arseholes
If your talking about elves, yes.
If your talking about me, fuck you.
It should have been obvious he was talking about the UN, needlessly insulting.
Are we all discounting the fact that I already invaded France?
Yes, yes we are.
Are we all discounting the fact that I already invaded France?
Yes, nobody cares about your sad, pathetic and doomed attempt to revive the Roman Empire. The Egyptian Empire was first in any case. Also, we're better cos we have endless hordes of fanatics backing us up.
Well, not doomed just yet. Roman Legionaries should have an attack and defence of 50.
(With one small weakness)
Irritating
optimismidiocy, you may have been attempting to joke but it wasn't funny.
Fanatics are easily cut down in hordes.
Irritating. Have you seen what my most used unit is?
I am sanwitched between a bunch of Nazis and Crazy fantics. Someone please help me.
Insult your nearest neighbors, clever.
Don't worry, I'll put you out of your misery soon.
We will see.
Also,
"To the North, you will find Modern Nazis. To the south and west, you will find crazy Fantics. To the east, you will find another Soviet Union. We hope you enjoy your stay in the N.R.E!"
See above.
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