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[Demonic Spoon]

I'll remove this if Sheb shows up and asks me to. Sheb asked me to remove it.

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*Puts on russian moustache*

Military: The SASR, gas tanks and fighters in PNG invade japan again.

Research:All funds go towards Mass drivers.

Why is the Halsantium attacking Imperialist Bastard territory? Be assured that we will defend what is ours with great fierceness.(If you worked out some kind of deal I am not aware of it.)

We recovered some papers detailing a deal with Halsantium from the wreckage of the nuclear onslaught, the people who made the deal are all dead, hence our previous ignorance of it.

The very Russian, Comradely turn of Russia, also Imperialism:

Russian Imperialist Finances:

Savings: 90,000
Revenue: +1,036,000
Research Hydroponics: -150,000
Research Secret Project 1: -100,000
Research Better Training Methods: -50,000
2 Basic ICBMs: -30,000
2 Nerve Gas Warheads: -100,000
1 Laser Weapons Platform in Alaska: -45,000
1 Laser Gunship in Alaska: -37,000
2 Laser Tanks in Alaska: -100,000
1 Laser Rifles in Czech Republic: -15,000
1 Laser Rifles in India: -15,000
1 Laser Rifles in Bulgaria: -15,000
1 Laser Rifles in the Northern Mariana Islands: -15,000
1 Laser Rifles in the Marshall Islands: -15,000
1 Laser Rifles in the Turkmenistan: -15,000
1 Laser Rifles in the Japan: -15,000
Upgrade all normal infantry to Laser Rifles: -175,000
1 Laser Fortress in Kazakhstan: -75,000
Counterops: -15,000
Public Healthcare: -20,000
Law and Order: -15,000

Imperialist Russian Army;

3 Gunships from Kazakhstan and 1 Fighter from Azerbaijan invade FYROM
Fleet Workers Victory, Fleet Pacific Power, 2 Fighters from Bulgaria, 2 Laser Batteries and 1 Interceptor from Micronesia, 1 Fighter and 1 Artillery from Pakistan, 1 Gunship from Kazakhstan, 2 Fighters from the Czech Republic and 1 Fighter from India attack Mexico.

Other Russian stuff that are totally Russian and Imperialist Bastardly

Give Missile Defence Systems to the United Empire.
Give Japan to Halsantium.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Awesomeness. What are the stats for nuclear warheads? Or haven't I completed them yet, because it looks like I've completed them(Since there is no progress listed next to them).

AI's are looking sweet.

So all my propoganda failed? Aw. Propoganda is expensive. I'm gonna try one more time, and if it fails again I'm switching to counterops.

ANGOLA AND ZAMBIA HOLD STRONG!
27th of August, 2056 - With Egyptian armies rushing through Africa, UN citizens had something to be proud about this month... For several weeks, the fighting has been intense in Angola and Zambia... The defenders, with the help of advanced UN technology, have managed to repel two Egyptian armies...

The defenders, with the help of advanced UN technology, have managed to repel two Egyptian armies...

advanced UN technology

What. This is bad, very bad, when did the UN get advanced technology? Or am I understanding this wrong.

I'll add the stats for nuclear warheads today, along with the new countries. (ShadowZane, you should post your form thing now.)

Also, your Propoganda rolls were terrible. The only one that was anything good was the Protugal one, which was still pretty bad.

And yep, the UN has advanced technology. You'll never guess where it came from. (Not V-Norrec. I know what you're thinking.)

[Demonic Spoon]

Awesomeness. What are the stats for nuclear warheads? Or haven't I completed them yet, because it looks like I've completed them(Since there is no progress listed next to them).

AI's are looking sweet.

So all my propoganda failed? Aw. Propoganda is expensive. I'm gonna try one more time, and if it fails again I'm switching to counterops.

ANGOLA AND ZAMBIA HOLD STRONG!
27th of August, 2056 - With Egyptian armies rushing through Africa, UN citizens had something to be proud about this month... For several weeks, the fighting has been intense in Angola and Zambia... The defenders, with the help of advanced UN technology, have managed to repel two Egyptian armies...

The defenders, with the help of advanced UN technology, have managed to repel two Egyptian armies...

advanced UN technology

What. This is bad, very bad, when did the UN get advanced technology? Or am I understanding this wrong.

I'll add the stats for nuclear warheads today, along with the new countries. (ShadowZane, you should post your form thing now.)

Also, your Propoganda rolls were terrible. The only one that was anything good was the Protugal one, which was still pretty bad.

And yep, the UN has advanced technology. You'll never guess where it came from. (Not V-Norrec. I know what you're thinking.)

...the aliens are back?

[USEC_OFFICER]

No.

[Demonic Spoon]

So, ROIF, IB, Halsantium, SOFA or NRE.

I'm betting NRE, ROIF or SOFA

Probably NRE.

[USEC_OFFICER]

So, ROIF, IB, Halsantium, SOFA or NRE.

I'm betting NRE, ROIF or SOFA

Do you know who was in Spain before the UN?

[Demonic Spoon]

So they reverse engineered tech left lying around by the irresponsible Glorious Theocracy?

And it was more inbetween the UN, the UN had it before and then again afterwards until I showed up.

[Demonic Spoon]

So we need the ROIF, NRE and shadowzane's turns, if shadowzane is going to show up again.

EDIT:

1 Fanatic from the Democratic Republic of the Congo and 1 Fighter, 1 Bomber and 1 Heavy Armour from Kuwait invade Angola
1 Laser Fanatic from the Democratic Republic of the Congo and 2 Artillery and 1 Bomber from Bahrain invade Zambia

I'm curious as too how many units the UN had in Zambia and Angola, if you don't mind? I curious because even with the Glorious Theocracy's tech my Advanced Alloys and Laser Weaponry bonuses should have given me a edge. I want to get a idea for the numbers the UN has at its command.

[USEC_OFFICER]

1 Fanatic from the Democratic Republic of the Congo and 1 Fighter, 1 Bomber and 1 Heavy Armour from Kuwait invade Angola
1 Laser Fanatic from the Democratic Republic of the Congo and 2 Artillery and 1 Bomber from Bahrain invade Zambia

I'm curious as too how many units the UN had in Zambia and Angola, if you don't mind? I curious because even with the Glorious Theocracy's tech my Advanced Alloys and Laser Weaponry bonuses should have given me a edge. I want to get a idea for the numbers the UN has at its command.

As an estimate, they lost around 75% of their forces in that region.

You certainly gave them a bloody nose, seeing as they outnumbered you by at least 3-to-1.

[Demonic Spoon]

Ah, I see, thanks.

[USEC_OFFICER]

By the way, adwarf, you can create a backstory for your rise to Sierra Leone. (Though it's up to you.)

Also, your infantry are already equiped with explosive and incendiary rounds. Electric rounds would really act as just long-range tasers.

[Phantom]

In an alternate universe...
America has power...
The URIST has never formed...
South America has United...
Poland has never came to power...
Egypt still remains supreme...
GDI has never been founded...
And Sierra Leone has not been controlled by the charismatic gentleman named...
Nwabudike Morgan.

DUN DUN DUNNNN.

[adwarf]

In an alternate universe...
America has power...
The URIST has never formed...
South America has United...
Poland has never came to power...
Egypt still remains supreme...
GDI has never been founded...
And Sierra Leone has not been controlled by the charismatic gentleman named...
Nwabudike Morgan.

DUN DUN DUNNNN.

 King Sherman/ Savior of The People
That is the name not shabalaba ding dong or whatever that is

[Sheb]

Demonic Spoon, I'll do my own turn, thanks.

[V-Norrec]

pwnt