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[Demonic Spoon]

"Sir! We're losing him sir!"
"Then we have no choice, activate the epic bumb."
"But Sir! That's too dangerous!"
"This is too important to allow it to die Private! Send in the EPIC BUMB!"

[V-Norrec]

/agree, WE MUST HAS UPDATE

[Sheb]

Come on! I wanna see the US backstabbing me!

[Sheb]

Bump?

[USEC_OFFICER]

Turn up tomorrow or the day after. I've been a bit busy disecting fetal pigs and all to work on the turn.

[Demonic Spoon]

It is the day after tomorrow. No, not the movie. Umm. Turn please?

[USEC_OFFICER]

On it. Eating. Working.

[USEC_OFFICER]

TURN 7
Europe's recession and things start to go good for Russia once more.

Spoiler: HEADLINES (click to show/hide)

EGYPTIANS RULING DJIBOUTI
1st of March, 2056 - ... Djibouti residents were shocked to see Egyptian officials in the government, post offices...

EGYPTIANS CONQUER RWANDA
13th of March, 2056 - ... marks the end of the Rwanda genocide...

RUSSIAN FORCES REPULSED IN MONGOLIA
16th of March, 2056 - Further skirmishing along the Mongolian border has resulted in the retreat of Russian survivors in the area...

UN CONDEMN POPE'S INVASION OF FRANCE
17th of March, 2056 - ... calling it an unprovoked act of brutality...

PARAGUAY DEFEATS ARGENTINEAN ARMY
22nd of March, 2056 - ...Intense jungle warfare... UN pledges to support the Paraguay people against the tyranny of Argentina...

SYRIA FALLS
22nd of March, 2056 - ... Unstoppable air support...

ADVANCED SUBMARINES REVEALED
24th of March, 2056 - Navy officials from Argentina were proud to show what they called "A new chapter in submarine warfare...

AUSTRALIAN PARATROOPERS PUT DOWN RIOT
28th of March, 2056 - ... First live-fire test of Australia's new paratrooper techniques...

COLUMBIAN ARMY SURRENDERS TO ARGENTINA
30th of March, 2056 - ... A show of unstoppable power... Columbian army surrendered at once...

COUNTRIES INVADED BY RUSSIA
7th of March, 2056 - Burma
14th of March, 2056 - Vietnam
21st of March, 2056 - Norway - Russia lost a unit of Artillery
24th of March, 2056 - Estonia - Russia lost a unit of Artillery
29th of March, 2056 - Georgia - A unit of Russian fighters were shot down.

Spoiler: INTERNAL MEMOS (click to show/hide)

IMPERECEDERO IMPERIO TRANS DEPARTMENT MEMO:
Sub: Research
First, congratulations to those scientists who have finished work on the new submarines... Hopefully, we can move some of their funding to Hydroponics.

RUSSIAN INTER GOVERNMENT MEMOS: CLASSIFICATION 5
Sub: Funding
Work is proceeding on vital research... A new plasma cutter is need, as the Chinese have stolen our old one. Hopefully, it will last longer than the other two...

Sub: Police action
... Complete and utter success. The amount of anti-Russian posters has reached rock-bottom... A pat on the back for everyone involved...

Sub: Treasury Bonds
... The UN must have paid them off when the US joined them...

LETTERS TO HIS HOLIEST
... Work is well advanced... The final prototypes can be produced within a month...

LETTERS FROM THE VIZIER
... The work that has been down in your holy name has increased tenfold...

Spoiler: Imperialist Bastard (click to show/hide)

-Country Name: Imperialist Bastard
-Leader Name/Title: Sheb/That other Asshole
-Starting Territory: Russia
-Color:Lime Green

Money: $0

Countries: Russia ($50,000): 3 Infantry 3 Fighters, 3 Artillery
               China ($81,000): 1 Infantry
               Kazakhstan ($47,000): 1 Infantry
               Uzbekistan ($34,000): 1 Infantry
               Finland ($26,000): 1 Infantry
               Sweden ($40,000): 1 Infantry
               North Korea ($18,000): 1 Infantry, 1 Artillery, 1 Fighter
               Latvia ($22,000): 1 Infantry
               Denmark ($25,000): 1 Infantry
               Tajikistan ($28,000): 1 Infantry
               Kyrgyzstan ($37,000): 1 Infantry
               Burma ($47,000): 1 Artillery, 2 Fighters
               Vietnam ($40,000): 1 Artillery, 3 Fighters
               Norway ($15,000): 1 Fighter
               Estonia ($26,000): 1 Fighter
               Georgia ($23,000): 1 Fighter

Fleet 1: Off the coast of China
               I.B. People's Glory (Destroyer)
               I.B. Swift Hammer (Frigate)
               I.B. Rising Workers (Submarine)
               I.B. Sheb's Victory (Battleship)

Technologies: Spy Planes
                    Fanaticism
                    37.2% towards Advanced Alloys
                    7.6% toward Laser Guns
                    7.6% towards Fortress

Spoiler: The Glorious Theocracy (click to show/hide)

-Country Name: The Glorious Theocracy
-Leader Name/Title: Samuel/Pope
-Starting Territory: The Vatican
-Color:NAVY

Money: $0

Countries: Italy/Vatican City ($50,000): 1 Infantry
               Switzerland ($24,000): 1 Infantry
               Austria ($11,000): 1 Infantry
               Hungary ($22,000): 1 Infantry
               Germany ($17,000): 1 Infantry
               France ($14,000): 4 Infantry, 1 Fighter, 1 Light Armour, 4 Heavy Armour

Technologies: 52.9% towards Swiss guards (light)

Spoiler: Halsantium (click to show/hide)

-Country Name: Halsantium
-Leader Name: The Emperor
-Starting Territory: Australia
-Color:Red

Money: $4,000

Countries: Australia ($50,000): 4 Fighters
           Papa New Guina ($40,000): 1 Fighter
           Indonesia ($34,000): 2 Infantry, 1 Light Armour, 1 Fighters
           New Zealand ($40,000): 1 Infantry
           Malaysia ($10,000): 2 Infantry, 3 Fighters
           Laos ($14,000): 4 Fighters

Fleet 1: Off the coast of Malaysia.
         H.S. Emperor's Will (Frigate)

Technologies: Improved Fighter system (+1 Attack and Defence to Fighters)
                   Nerve Gas Flood
                   Paratroopers
                   15% toward Kamikazi

Spoiler: Imperecedero Imperio (click to show/hide)

-Country Name:  Imperecedero Imperio
-Leader Name/Title:  Viscoth Norrec / Emperador
-Starting Territory:  Argentina
-Color:  Teal

Money: $0

Countries: Argentina ($50,000): 3 Infantry, 1 Light Armour, 1 Fighter, 1 Bomber
              Uruguay ($16,000): 1 Infantry
              Chile ($38,000): 1 Infantry, 1 Light Armour
              Bolivia ($37,000): 2 Light Armour, 2 Infantry
              Brazil ($38,000): 1 Fighter, 2 Bomber, 1 Infantry, 1 Light Armour, 1 Gunship
              French Guiana ($47,000): 1 Infantry
              Columbia ($30,000): 1 Infantry, 1 Light Armour, 1 Gunship

Technologies: Laser guns (+2 Attack for every unit.)
              26.2% towards Hydroponics
              Silent running (+1 Attack for submarines. Submarines don't show up on the world map)

Spoiler: United Empire (click to show/hide)

-Country Name: United Empire
-Leader Name/Title: Some Random Guy
-Starting Territory: EGYPT
-Color: Purple

Money: $0

Countries: Egypt ($50,000): 1 Infantry
              Sudan ($41,000): 1 Infantry
              Libya ($31,000): 1 Infantry
              Israel ($39,000): 1 Infantry
              Eritrea ($20,000): 1 Infantry
              Uganda ($37,000): 1 Fanatics, 2 Heavy Armour
              Kenya ($49,000): 1 Fanatic
              Lebanon ($26,000): 1 Light Armour, 1 Fanatic, 1 Heavy Armour
              Jordan ($41,000): 1 Heavy Armour 1 Fanatic, 1 Light Armour, 2 Artillery, 1 Bomber
              Djibouti ($12,000): 1 Light Armour, 1 Fanatic
              Rwanda ($44,000): 1 Artillery, 1 Heavy Armour, 1 Light Armour, 1 Fanatic
              Syria ($12,000): 1 Bomber, 1 Fighter, 1 Gunship, 1 Heavy Armour, 1 Fanatic

Fleet 1: East Mediterranean Sea
            Pharaoh's Glory (Battleship)

Technologies: Fanaticism
                   Spy Planes
                   11.9% towards cyborgs

I haven't missed anything, have I?

[V-Norrec]

RAWWWWRRRR!!!!!

Send 1 Infantry, and 1 Light Armor from Bolivia to attack Paraguay, Send 1 Fighter and 2 Bombers from Brazil to attack Paraguay.  If they can survive that.... I don't know what else to do.  If the attack is successful and the Infantry and/or Light Armor occupy Paraguay, then the Fighter and Bombers will stay stationed in Brazil

Send 2 Infantry, 1 Light Armor, 1 Fighter, 1 Bomber from Argentina to attack Panama

Build 1 Battleship, 2 Frigates, 2 Destroyers off the coast of Chile  (-$200,000)

Spend $56,000 researching Hydroponics

Money Left:  $0

Send Laser Rifle technology to United Empire

[Demonic Spoon]

-Give Scouts plane tech to the United Empire.

Where's my scout planes tech? Also, 105000(105k) only gives me 10%? Huh. Cyborgs must be crazy powerful, as I have hoped.

Actions:

Finances:

Starting: 0
Revenue: +402000
Research Cyborgs: -100000
2 Fanatics in Syria: -24000
2 Fanatics in Jordan: -24000
2 Heavy Armours in Syria: -70000
2 Heavy Armours in Jordan: -70000
1 Battleship off of the coast of Djibouti: -60000
1 Bomber in Jordan: -30000
1 Fighter in Jordan: -20000
Savings: 4000

(ZERGZERGZERG)

Army:

Have 1 Bomber, 1 Fighter, 1 Gunship and 1 Heavy Armour from Syria and 1 Light Armour and 1 Heavy Armour from Lebanon invade Turkey(OMNOMNOMNOM).
Have 1 Heavy Armour, 1 Light Armour, 2 Artillery and 1 Bomber from Jordan invade Saudi Arabia.
Have 1 Heavy Armour, 1 Light Armour and 1 Artillery from Rwanda and 2 Heavy Armour from Uganda invade Burundi.
Move the Pharoah's Glory to the west of the Mediterranean.

Other:

Give Fanaticism to Imperecedero Imperio(V-Norrec) if they keep their end of the bargain.

[V-Norrec]

Why is this called Europe's Recession anywho?  Is there some kind of famine going on over there that kills all their econ for this turn or something?

[Demonic Spoon]

Maybe they finally got that ice age as was predicted would happen because of global warming?

Question: Can we load units into ships? And if so how many?

[Sheb]

Orders:

Finances:
Starting Fund: 559,000$
-One infantry in:Burma, Vietnam, Norway, Estonia, Georgia: 50,000$
-One artillery, one fighter, one destroyer in Best Korea: 70,000$
-2 Infantry, 3 Fighter, 3 Artillery in Russia: 155,000$
-2 Infantry, 2 Fighter, 2 Artillery in China: 110,000$

-90,000$ for Improved Alloy
-20,000$ for Fortresses
-40,000$ for SONAR buoy: Buoy that can be deployed in a turn from a ship or an airplane and scan a whole sea zones using active sonar. They can be removed by any craft present in the sea zone, but it take them a whole turn.         

Armies:
-One artillery and two fighters from Vietnam to India.
-One artillery, one fighter from Burman to India.
-Two Infantry, Two figthers, two artillery from Russia to Mongolia.
-One Infantry, One artillery and one figther from Russia to Lithuania.
-I.B.Swift Hammer (Frigate) and I.B. Sheb's Victory (Battleship) go on to invade the Philipines
-I.B. Rising Workers (Submarine) go to cruise the seas around Japan. (Aka, not invade Japan, just look for other submarines.)             
               

[Sheb]

Hey, V-Norrec, what about a DMZ in the pacific?

[Demonic Spoon]

I am also willing to agree to a Demilitarized Zone in Pacific and Atlantic Oceans as well. We may still make and move units along the coastal regions, just not the deep ocean.