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[V-Norrec]

Agreed, I hearby send a treaty to Russia proclaiming an alliance against anyone who uses weapons of mass destruction against either of us.  I also invite Italy The Vatican and Egypt to join.

[maxicaxi]

Agreed, I hearby send a treaty to Russia proclaiming an alliance against anyone who uses weapons of mass destruction against either of us.  I also invite Italy and Egypt to join.

he hem THE VATICAN

[Demonic Spoon]

Mmm, I'll join, and let's call it Mutual Assured Destruction(MAD).

[Sheb]

Also, I'd like you to call my country by its rightful name: We're Imperalist Bastards!


Also, here's the text.

MAD treaty.

1. Imperialist Bastards are awesome.
2. Weapons of Mass Destruction (WMD) sucks. Like they kill people dude!
3. So we should totally ban them, like kick the ass of anybody using them. Hard. Twice.

Signatories: Sheb, That Other Asshole and Secretary General of the Neo-Bolshevik party.

[maxicaxi]

Also, I'd like you to call my country by its rightful name: We're Imperalist Bastards!


Also, here's the text.

MAD treaty.

1. Imperialist Bastards are awesome.
2. Weapons of Mass Destruction (WMD) sucks. Like they kill people dude!
3. So we should totally ban them, like kick the ass of anybody using them. Hard. Twice.

Signatories: Sheb, That Other Asshole and Secretary General of the Neo-Bolshevik party.
also Samuel Wright, pope

[Demonic Spoon]

Also, I'd like you to call my country by its rightful name: We're Imperalist Bastards!


Also, here's the text.

MAD treaty.

1. Imperialist Bastards are awesome.
2. Weapons of Mass Destruction (WMD) sucks. Like they kill people dude!
3. So we should totally ban them, like kick the ass of anybody using them. Hard. Twice.

Signatories: Sheb, That Other Asshole and Secretary General of the Neo-Bolshevik party.
also Samuel Wright, pope
also Some Random Pharoah

[V-Norrec]

Also, I'd like you to call my country by its rightful name: We're Imperalist Bastards!


Also, here's the text.

MAD treaty.

1. Imperialist Bastards Imperecedero Imperio are is awesome. 
2. Weapons of Mass Destruction (WMD) sucks. Like they kill people dude!
3. So we should totally ban them, like kick the ass of anybody using them. Hard. Twice.

Signatories: Sheb, That Other Asshole and Secretary General of the Neo-Bolshevik party.
also Samuel Wright, pope
also Some Random Pharoah
also Viscoth Norrec, Emperador

fix'd that for ya.

[Sheb]

Also, I'd like you to call my country by its rightful name: We're Imperalist Bastards!


Also, here's the text.

MAD treaty.

1. Imperialist Bastards Imperecedero Imperio are is awesome but Sheb's look much better than Viscoth Norrec. For one thing, he doesn't look ike a 14 years-old. 
2. Weapons of Mass Destruction (WMD) sucks. Like they kill people dude!
3. So we should totally ban them, like kick the ass of anybody using them. Hard. Twice.

Signatories: Sheb, That Other Asshole and Secretary General of the Neo-Bolshevik party.
also Samuel Wright, pope
also Some Random Pharoah
also Viscoth Norrec, Emperador

fix'd that for ya.

Is that okay?

[V-Norrec]

lol, in this game my character is 55 or something.  Let's just strike all of 1 out and keep 2 and 3 eh?

[Sheb]

Deal.

[V-Norrec]

Today is the day Paraguay gets surrounded and I get to send a diplomat demanding their surrender for shaming me early on!  MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[USEC_OFFICER]

That is correct. Typing the turn up now.

[Sheb]

I cannot wait to see what the Chinese di this turn. Blew up my factories? Invade Russia?

[USEC_OFFICER]

TURN 5
Where Sheb is physic, and Paraguay is surrounded

Spoiler: HEADLINES (click to show/hide)

UNITED STATES ANNEXES JAPAN
5th January, 2056 - Citing international concerns, the US has annexed Japan...

UN JUMPS INTO EUROPE
12th January, 2056 - ... UN forces were seen crossing into Spain...

4 HOUR WAR OVER
12th January, 2056 - Egyptian officers have received the surrender of the Israel army, after crossing the border just hours ago... Initially, Egyptian air support decimated the Israel army... After the survivors routed a division of light tanks, they were further decimated...

HUNGARY INVADED!
14th January, 2056 - The Pope's march to Roumania continues as Hungary is the next to fall...

VIETNAM BRINGS DOWN HALSANTIUM FIGHTERS
16th January, 2056 - A diplomatic incident occured when Halsantium fighters were shot down in Vietnam air space...

MALAYSIA IS CONQUERED
19th January, 2056 - Halsantium infantry have landed on Malaysian shores yesterday...

BOLIVIA FALLS
21st January, 2056 - ... The Bolivian army was no match for Argentina's laser weaponry...

COUNTRIES INVADED BY RUSSIA
10th January, 2056 - Denmark
13th January, 2056 - North Korea
18th January, 2056 - Lativa; Managed to inflict heavy causalities on Russian Infantry
19th January, 2056 - Tajikistan

SLAUGHTER IN KYRGYZSTAN
21st January, 2056 - The weeks long conflict in Kyrgyzstan is over... Initial advances by the Russians were halted by Kyrgyzstan infantry... Russian loses were only halted by a series of strikes by their fighters... An entire division of Russian bombers and infantry were lost...

ARGENTINA ANNEXES BRAZIL
22nd January, 2056 - Argentina forces have annexed the country of Brazil, after a vicious fight in the country's capital...

RUSSIAN COUNTRIES IN REVOLT!
24th January, 2056 - In response to the latest Russian propaganda campaign ("Russia, what mother would have made."), several of its subjugated countries have risen in open revolt. The countries of Norway, Lithuania and Turkmenistan have overthrown the depleted Russian garrisons, while the revolts in the other countries were brutally repressed.

CHINESE TROOPS SURGE ACROSS RUSSIAN BORDER
28th January, 2056 - In a reversal of Russian fortunes, Chinese troops have crossed the Russian border... crushing the half-formed Russian defenders...

Spoiler: INTERNAL MEMOS (click to show/hide)

IMPERECEDERO IMPERIO TRANS DEPARTMENT MEMO:
Sub: Request for more funding
Work on hydroponics and silent running is proceeding smoothly. More research funds are need for next month's budget...

RUSSIAN INTER GOVERNMENT MEMOS: CLASSIFICATION 5
Sub: Research Facilities
With the old research facilities in the hands of the Chinese, we had to relocate to Sweden... Luckily, all the research notes were saved, though new facilities will have to be built...

LETTERS TO HIS HOLIEST
Swiss guard
... explosive decompression ...

PROTEST LETTERS TO HALSANTIUM
Subject: Nerve gas tests
... recent tests have shown a %50 effectiveness on all living things. Is it worth the ecological damage to continue these tests? ...

Spoiler: Imperialist Bastard (click to show/hide)

-Country Name: Imperialist Bastard
-Leader Name/Title: Sheb/That other Asshole
-Starting Territory: Russia
-Color:Lime Green

Money: $0

Countries: Kazakhstan ($47,000): 2 Infantry, 1 Artillery, 1 Fighter
               Uzbekistan ($34,000): 1 Infantry
               Finland ($26,000): 1 Infantry
               Sweden ($40,000): 1 Infantry
               North Korea ($18,000): 2 Infantry, 1 Bomber, 1 Fighter, 1 Artillery
               Latvia ($22,000): 1 Infantry, 1 Fighter
               Denmark ($25,000): 1 Fighter, 1 Heavy Armour, 1 Infantry
               Tajikistan ($28,000): 1 Fighter, 1 Light Armour, 1 Infantry
               Kyrgyzstan ($37,000): 1 Fighter

Technologies: Spy Planes
                    24.6% towards Advanced Alloys
                    7.6% toward Laser Guns

Spoiler: The Glorious Theocracy (click to show/hide)

-Country Name: The Glorious Theocracy
-Leader Name/Title: Samuel/Pope
-Starting Territory: The Vatican
-Color:NAVY

Money: $0

Countries: Italy/Vatican City ($50,000): 4 Infantry
               Switzerland ($24,000): 1 Heavy Tank
               Austria ($11,000): NONE
               Hungary ($22,000): 1 Fighter, 1 Light Armour, 1 Heavy Armour

Technologies: 36.5% towards Swiss guards (light)

Spoiler: Halsantium (click to show/hide)

-Country Name: Halsantium
-Leader Name: The Emperor
-Starting Territory: Australia
-Color:Red

Money: $4,000

Countries: Australia ($50,000): Nothing
           Papa New Guina ($40,000): 1 Fighter
           Indonesia ($34,000): 2 Infantry, 1 Light Armour, 5 Fighters
           New Zealand ($40,000): 1 Infantry
           Malaysia ($10,000): 2 Infantry

Fleet 1: Off the coast of Malaysia.
         H.S. Emperor's Will (Frigate)

Technologies: Improved Fighter system (+1 Attack and Defence to Fighters)
                   15% toward Kamikazi
                   19.6% towards Nerve Gas Flood

Spoiler: Imperecedero Imperio (click to show/hide)

-Country Name:  Imperecedero Imperio
-Leader Name/Title:  Viscoth Norrec / Emperador
-Starting Territory:  Argentina
-Color:  Teal

Money: $0

Countries: Argentina ($50,000): 1 Infantry, 1 Light Armour
              Uruguay ($16,000): 1 Infantry
              Chile ($38,000): 1 Infantry, 1 Light Armour
              Bolivia ($37,000): 2 Light Armour, 1 Infantry
              Brazil ($38,000): 2 Infantry, 1 Light Armour, 1 Gunship

Fleet 1: Off the coast of Argentina and Brazil
            S.I.I. Hidden Victory (Submarine)

Fleet 2: Off the coast of Chile
            S.I.I. Unseen Warrior (Submarine)

Technologies: Laser guns (+2 Attack for every unit.)
              9.5% towards Hydroponics
              4% towards silent running

Spoiler: United Empire (click to show/hide)

-Country Name: United Empire
-Leader Name/Title: Some Random Guy
-Starting Territory: EGYPT
-Color: Purple

Money: $0

Countries: Egypt ($50,000): 1 Infantry
              Sudan ($41,000): 2 Infantry, 2 Light Armour, 1 Artillery, 4 Fanatics
              Libya ($31,000): 1 Infantry
              Israel ($39,000): 1 Bomber, 1 Fighter, 1 Light Armour, 1 Infantry, 1 Heavy Armour, 1 Gunship

Technologies: Fanaticism
                   0.5% towards cyborgs

I haven't missed anything, have I?

[V-Norrec]

Answer for sheb, mess you up, big time.