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Phmcw

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Re: Good News about the Election!
« Reply #15 on: November 04, 2010, 03:25:43 pm »

Ironically, both would have been shot at you.
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Re: Good News about the Election!
« Reply #16 on: November 04, 2010, 03:29:41 pm »

I know, right?
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Re: Good News about the Election!
« Reply #17 on: November 04, 2010, 08:13:59 pm »

My Mauser fought the Commies and my Mosin fought the Nazis. So I've got my bases covered.
My SKS fought corrosion in a crate full of cosmoline for 30 years and won, and my 1911 has fought hordes of paper targets and water jugs.
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Re: Good News about the Election!
« Reply #18 on: November 04, 2010, 09:38:22 pm »

When will we learn that when you shoot a paper target, you are just making it so more will take their place?  There will always be more paper targets until we learn to stop shooting them.
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Re: Good News about the Election!
« Reply #19 on: November 04, 2010, 09:47:37 pm »

When will we learn that when you shoot a paper target, you are just making it so more will take their place?  There will always be more paper targets until we learn to stop shooting them.
Paper targets have few natural predators so 1911s are required to keep their numbers in check.  Without people like me we'd be overun with them.

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Re: Good News about the Election!
« Reply #20 on: November 04, 2010, 10:47:18 pm »

It seems when one is shot, another one spawns, so they will never be truly destroyed, though I'm sure if we gather them all up, they will be harmless to us all.
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Re: Good News about the Election!
« Reply #21 on: November 04, 2010, 10:52:10 pm »

 Do you not know that paper targets are constantly wishing for our downfall? If we let them believe we have mercy they will only take advantage of it and attack us.
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Re: Good News about the Election!
« Reply #22 on: November 04, 2010, 10:54:32 pm »

Do you not know that paper targets are constantly wishing for our downfall? If we let them believe we have mercy they will only take advantage of it and attack us.
The dogs already sense this, and will attack any homework they can get.
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Re: Good News about the Election!
« Reply #23 on: November 05, 2010, 12:25:47 am »

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Re: Good News about the Election!
« Reply #24 on: November 05, 2010, 12:42:35 am »

Do you not know that paper targets are constantly wishing for our downfall? If we let them believe we have mercy they will only take advantage of it and attack us.
Don't forget about the gongs.  Not only do they multiply when shot, they can resist most small arms fire.

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Re: Good News about the Election!
« Reply #25 on: November 05, 2010, 02:24:50 pm »

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Re: Good News about the Election!
« Reply #26 on: November 05, 2010, 02:56:46 pm »

I'll never forget how amazed I was when I found out you can just go into a sporting goods store and buy man-silhouette targets.  On the one hand, I expected I was being secretly photographed, but on the other, the guy manning the counter sounded like he enjoyed decorating them as IRS agents for his own practice.

Sometimes though, I do wonder if they're out to get me.  Especially that one that I gave a face with bullet holes.  He just kept staring at me; the more I shot him, the more intent he got.
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Re: Good News about the Election!
« Reply #27 on: November 05, 2010, 03:01:17 pm »

Heh. Thats the best thing ever Aqizzar.

I wonder why people hate the IRS so much though.
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Re: Good News about the Election!
« Reply #28 on: November 05, 2010, 03:05:09 pm »

People have hated the taxman ever since the first taxes, so its something that has been around for thousands of years.
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Re: Good News about the Election!
« Reply #29 on: November 05, 2010, 03:18:11 pm »

Because they take your money, the dirty commies. There, I said it again. Commies. If you can't take me serious because I use a little humorous slang, I wonder how you watch the news.

But yes, man silhouette targets are a staple for self-defense shooters. I mean, why learn to shoot a little black circle when its far more practical to shoot this?

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