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[The Merchant Of Menace]

I think the margarine one applies to America as well. You can't even buy the stuff over here, it was banned.

[FuzzyZergling]

What was banned? Margarine?

...WHAT KIND OF HORRIBLE DEATHWORLD DO YOU LIVE IN?

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Ireland.

[smjjames]

woah 
Anyone rollerblading may not tie his or herself to a moving vehicle on a highway

There is a similar one for Washington State, except for sleds.

[smigenboger]

woah 
Anyone rollerblading may not tie his or herself to a moving vehicle on a highway

There is a similar one for Washington State, except for sleds.

Hmmm, that gives me an idea...

[Aklyon]

woah 
Anyone rollerblading may not tie his or herself to a moving vehicle on a highway

There is a similar one for Washington State, except for sleds.

Hmmm, that gives me an idea...

Tie a rollerblader to a sled,and then tie both to a moving vehicle?

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Pfft. Everyone knows that it's a skateboard you use, not rollerblades

[Aklyon]

I see no skateboards in those two laws.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

My very own state contains one of the most interesting laws I've ever seen.

It is a felony to drink a glass of milk as you are being passed by a train.

Your guess is as good as mine.

There also exists out there a matress that advises you not to eat it, meaning that someone once tried to eat a matress and that warning was the result.

[KaguroDraven]

My very own state contains one of the most interesting laws I've ever seen.

It is a felony to drink a glass of milk as you are being passed by a train.

Your guess is as good as mine.

There also exists out there a matress that advises you not to eat it, meaning that someone once tried to eat a matress and that warning was the result.

No no no, It means someone tried to eat the matress, got sick, and sued the company that made it for not haveing a warning.

[smjjames]

Whoever tried to eat a matress deserves a darwin award.....

[smigenboger]

My very own state contains one of the most interesting laws I've ever seen.

It is a felony to drink a glass of milk as you are being passed by a train.

Your guess is as good as mine.

It's like the Open Container Law. I bet someone threw a glass of milk at a train's windshield. We don't want trains barreling down the tracks unable to see.

[ECrownofFire]

From Oregon law.

Drivers must yield to pedestrians who are standing on the sidewalk.

What the fuck.

Babies may not be carried on the running boards of a car.

What kind of an idiot makes this sort of law necessary in the first place?

From Texas, easily my favorite.

When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.

[smjjames]

Babies may not be carried on the running boards of a car.

What kind of an idiot makes this sort of law necessary in the first place?

That one might date to the early 20th century.

[Aklyon]

texas must make locomotive laws based on Dr.Seuss, I remember something about two guys that always went North/South and never moved sideways, eventually meeting each other.