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[Dwarven WMD]

I'm going to get a steel longsword, a crossbow, a dagger, and anything else used in Assassin's Creed, train my sneaking ability, and dress like the main characters of the Assassin's Creed series. Then, I'm going to work as a professional assassin until I get bored with my assignments or run out of them and then I'm going to infiltrate the castle, kill any guards and witnesses on the way to the king, by:
A, Snapping their neck,
B, Slitting their throat,
C, Using the enviroment,
D, Shooting them,
E, Slice them down the entire height of their body so they fall in two.
Then I'm going to go to the king, knock him out, shove his crown down is throat(If possible.), then throw him out the nearest window. Then if he has a wife, I'm going to kidnap her and threaten to kill her if she doesn't marry me.
Then when she refuses, I'm going to use her as a live bludgeon to kill the rest of the inhabitants of the castle. Then if I have the time and resources I'm going to fill the castle with flammable objects and burn it. After that, I'm going to go back, find the king's skeleton, and take his crown because the entire ordeal was a lengthy attempt to commit regicide.
Why not assassinate the king first?
I would miss out on a ton of murder.

[Randall Octagonapus]

I will slash peoples throats open with an adamantine knife and leave them to lie on the ground and choke to death

[Eagle_eye]

two words- elephant elven ears. You know those pastries made of bread covered with cinnamon and sugar?

[El_Diablo]

I would kill the Alligator that ate my ear by slashing all his limbs off with my steel axe... First i gotta find him

[iceball3]

I would mod the game so that i could fufill the profecy of little bunny Fu-fu.

Lil' bunny Fu-fu ridin' through the forest (retreat), scoopin' up the field mice(Might as welk use the elves but without renaming them) and bopping them on the head(Shattering the skull and bruising the brain).

[Wolf Tengu]

So...you want to bash elf heads in with rabbits and mice?

[El_Diablo]

So...you want to bash elf heads in with rabbits and mice?

Isn't that a good thing?

[iceball3]

So...you want to bash elf heads in with rabbits and mice?

No.
I want to be a giant Fluffy Wambler and bash them in with it's b(h)are paws

[Tryble]

I'm just happy we're getting a little more control over combat.  The talk of breaking people's limbs off, tearing their faces off, and beating everyone else's heads in with said face is a little, uh, insane, but hey, whatever you wanna do. 

[Knigel]

I'm going to get a steel longsword, a crossbow, a dagger, and anything else used in Assassin's Creed, train my sneaking ability, and dress like the main characters of the Assassin's Creed series.

This made me think: if we ever get the ability to self-injure, can someone remind me to make a human adventurer with a 2-handed sword, a crossbow, and a bunch of knives then figure out how to mod the game so he can cut off his left hand, wield the sword with just his right hand, and "hold"/attach the crossbow to his arm stump?

[silhouette]

KNOCK EVERYONES TEETH OUT THEN RUN AWAY SNIGGLING!

[Gnoll Fortress]

Poke fat male elves in the belly to hear their girlish laugh.

[Yoink]

Um, cut off the hands of my vicious enemies??! I must still not be evil enough.

Also: I HATE Assassin's Creed, especially the first one. Most ***** unrealistic, ******** piece of ******* **** ever. There. I said it. *frownyface*

Back on topic, perhaps I'll sever the ears of my enemies, and make a necklace.
Oh wait, we need crafting too for that. But that'd be cool, you could examine the necklace and see something like:
'...Including the severed right ear of Urist McDeaddwarf, the severed left ear of Legolas Elfypants, and the severed nose of Adolf Hitler. It menaces with spikes of ears.'

[Wolf Tengu]

Gnoll, you remind me of what happened to a friend of mine in a club or bar once.

[KaguroDraven]

I'm sure its been said already but I would load up on crossbow bolts then go into a human or elven town and start shooting at people's genitals.