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Awesome!

Incredible!

Amazing!

I have no soul.

[Doret]

Stop shenanigans and make haste to the Big Man. Get on our knees and shamelessly beg and plead for the raise we've been working hard for.

[Gatleos]

Impress the Big Man with your mad dancing skillz, then ask for a promotion to supreme corporate overlord.

[Lillipad]

Impress the Big Man with your mad dancing skillz, then ask for a promotion to supreme corporate overlord.

Your avatar only seems to make that suggestion more amusing.

[lordnincompoop]

>shave your freakin eyebrows. they're HUGE

Okay. You shave your eyebrows, and now you l...



Oh dear.

> Stop shenanigans and make haste to the Big Man. Get on our knees and shamelessly beg and plead for the raise we've been working hard for.



Okay. You finish your drink, and work up the courage to face your boss. Maybe now he'll give you that raise you've been working your ass off for. You've got debts to pay and mouths to feed.

You walk up to the guy, and say hello.



"Hello," he says.

You ask him if he's had a nice day.

"Yes," he says.

You ask him if he thinks this has been a good year.

"Yes," he says.

You ask him if he thinks everyone's worked hard this year.

"Yes," he says.

And you pop the question you wanted to say all along.

"No." he says.

You are utterly crushed.

> Drive home.



In a state of misery and hopelessness, you shuffle down to your car and drive home. Man, you just want this day to end.

[Lillipad]

Dramatic reveal.

[Pruvan]

Dramatic reveal.

Best suggestion ever.

[lordnincompoop]

> Dramatic reveal.



Oh my god, it's-



Huh. It's just some guy. Nevermind.

[Lillipad]

Put the pedal to the metal and drive home hitting any pedestrians foolish enough to be standing on the street for some reason. Especially the guy smoking in front of us.

[quip]

Put the pedal to the metal and drive home hitting any pedestrians foolish enough to be standing on the street for some reason. Especially the guy smoking in front of us.

HIT AND RUN! HIT AND RUUUUUUUN!

[Retro]

Hit up that club you just passed. Any place named 'Club Open' has got to be a good time.

[FuzzyZergling]

Only hardcore businessmen go clubbing in a tie.
Are you a hardcore businessman?
Yes, yes you are!

[Lillipad]

Yes, let us not forget to investigate the club before we go on our driving rampage.

[SolarShado]

Hit up that club you just passed. Any place named 'Club Open' has got to be a good time.

this

but take your tie off and hang it on the mirror first

[Pruvan]

Hit up that club you just passed. Any place named 'Club Open' has got to be a good time.

And search around for a random plot device while we're there. Might as well. It has to be serious bznz though.

[lordnincompoop]

> And search around for a random plot device while we're there. Might as well. It has to be serious bznz though.



Who needs random plot devices when you have the power of HEEEEEEAAAAAART!

> Hit up that club you just passed. Any place named 'Club Open' has got to be a good time. Only hardcore businessmen go clubbing in a tie.

What.



Besides, you're home already. Why go back?