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[FuzzyZergling]

>go get some water from the water cooler and csually ask what happened to patchy.

Yes, this is the course of action that I am supporting.

[monk12]

Whoo srs bsns!

Who's the bald guy? Has a Hitler stache- be on guard.

[Lillipad]

>go get some water from the water cooler and casually ask what happened to patchy.

Also make a cyclops joke.

[Doret]

That's not serious enough!!!

> Seriously ask what happened to Phil's eye. Before he gets to say something seriously look at our watch and then seriously say "I need to go." In a deeeep voice. Then seriously speed walk to the big man's office.

[quip]

That's not serious enough!!!

> Seriously ask what happened to Phil's eye. Before he gets to say something seriously look at our watch and then seriously say "I need to go." In a deeeep voice. Then seriously speed walk to the big man's office.

[Taco Dan]

Jump kick Phil in face, fly out window.

[lordnincompoop]

> Go get some water from the water cooler and casually ask what happened to Phil.



You have to bend down to reach the spout. Stupid designers can't do a single thing right. Terrible pain in the back, it is.

While you're down, you ask him about the eye in the most nonchalant voice you can muster.

Spoiler: Dialogue (click to show/hide)

You: So what's up with that eye?
Phil: It's the strangest thing. When I woke up last night, my eye was hurting like the devil, and I had this weird dark blue stuff coming out of it.
You: ...
Phil: I rushed to the nearest hospital, and when I arrived they told me my eye had been damaged with something, and the blue stuff turned out to be ink.
Phil: What's even weirder was that this happened as soon as I woke up, and I haven't the faintest idea what happened. I didn't have anything near my face the whole time, and if I accidentally stabbed myself I think I'd have noticed.
Phil: So I thought it might have been some weirdo that broke into my house, but nothing had been touched.
Phil: Weird, huh?
You: ...Yeah, it is. I think I'll just mosey along now.

[FuzzyZergling]

>Continue on to speak with boss.

[Aklyon]

>get rid of all blue pens, replace with green and black pens.

[b1gb0y2013]

>get rid of all blue pens, replace with green and black pens.

>Replace EVERYTHING with pencils... That way we can at least undo more of our mistakes.

[Lillipad]

First go to the boss, then replace all our blue pens with green and black ones like Aklyon suggested.

[b1gb0y2013]

First go to the boss, then replace all our blue pens with green and black ones like Aklyon suggested.

I SAID PENCILS!!!! Do you want to get away with this or not?! 

[maxicaxi]

First go to the boss, then replace all our blue pens with green and black ones like Aklyon suggested.

[Aklyon]

First go to the boss, then replace all our blue pens with green and black ones like Aklyon suggested.

[b1gb0y2013]

Awww... Im voted out.