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Awesome!

Incredible!

Amazing!

I have no soul.

[Demonic Spoon]

>Steal his computer.

[Fanofgaming]

>Call upon the dark powers of Cthulu and sacrifice Phil's soul to Satan.

[Phantom]

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THIS IS STUPID.

Apologize and take a look at his PC.

[V-Norrec]

Check his pants for one of those cool flashlight keychain mmbobbers.  If he has one, take it, go back to your room, check painting with flashlight keychain. 

Oh, and make it look like your boss killed him and call the cops.

[Kadzar]

You need to steal his pants. Replace them with your own to avoid suspicion.

[ExKirby]

>UNDO

[Doret]

>UNDO

Do this now.

[Demonic Spoon]

>UNDO

Do this now.

And then REDO.

[Lillipad]

>UNDO

Do this now.

And then REDO it BETTER this time!

I change my EAT CORPSE vote to this.

[electronics]

Take his computer and screen, and swap desk chairs for his comfier one, dumping him on the floor in the process.

[Doret]

Murder is bad! How can we get a Visa for adventure with a criminal record?

[Lillipad]

Forgery, steal one from someone else we murder, use blackmail to obtain one from a corrupt official, the list goes on.

[Doret]

But having good karma always leads to the better stuff. If we can't undo this, we should apologize and offer to bake our famous cookies for the victim, under no circumstances should we aggress anyone again. Unless they started it.

[Lillipad]

Did you not read that his chair was better, and he was given a computer? Clearly this is an act of self defense we've just committed.

[monk12]

Make it look like a suicide, then begin stalking your other coworkers in a deadly dance of death. And TPS reports.