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Author Topic: Serious Business  (Read 12922 times)

lordnincompoop

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Serious Business
« on: November 01, 2010, 12:55:21 pm »



What is your NAME?

What is your PROFESSION?

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Rooster

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Re: Serious Business
« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2010, 01:00:58 pm »

Joe - accountant
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Iituem

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Re: Serious Business
« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2010, 01:13:06 pm »

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Re: Serious Business
« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2010, 01:20:17 pm »

Joe - battle accountant
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lordnincompoop

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Re: Serious Business
« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2010, 01:28:14 pm »

Your name is JOE. You work as an ACCOUNTANT to a LARGE COMPANY.



The hours are long and the work is grueling but the paychecks are good. You are currently in your CRAMPED OFFICE. A PAINTING hangs on the wall and light is coming in from the window. Beside you is your DESK, on which you hold your FEW POSSESSIONS. There is a FILING CABINET behind your desk.

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Ochita

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Re: Serious Business
« Reply #5 on: November 01, 2010, 01:29:17 pm »

Go do your work expecting that pay rise that will never come.
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Demonic Spoon

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Re: Serious Business
« Reply #6 on: November 01, 2010, 01:29:23 pm »

And now the mandatory command!

Retrieve arms from chestfiling cabinet.

Lolol.  :P
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Re: Serious Business
« Reply #7 on: November 01, 2010, 01:51:18 pm »



Retrieve arms from chestfilling cabinet.


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Re: Serious Business
« Reply #8 on: November 01, 2010, 01:53:58 pm »

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Re: Serious Business
« Reply #9 on: November 01, 2010, 01:58:23 pm »

>Examine possessions.
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NUKE9.13

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Re: Serious Business
« Reply #10 on: November 01, 2010, 02:03:00 pm »

>Be mocked for your lack of arms by cruel coworkers.
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Re: Serious Business
« Reply #11 on: November 01, 2010, 02:04:52 pm »

Don't expect too good art - part of the reason I made this is so that I can practice my tablet drawing skills. Meaning a bunch of shitty-but-slowly-improving drawings.

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Demonic Spoon

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Re: Serious Business
« Reply #12 on: November 01, 2010, 02:06:43 pm »

This is relevant, sort of.
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ExKirby

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Re: Serious Business
« Reply #13 on: November 01, 2010, 02:19:08 pm »

Look through the holes that are OBVIOUSLY in that painting.
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lordnincompoop

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Re: Serious Business
« Reply #14 on: November 01, 2010, 04:20:25 pm »

> Go do your work expecting that pay rise that will never come.

You do not intent to start working again anytime soon, but the withheld promotion makes you sad. Why don't they throw you a bone, after all the hard work you've done? You begin crying.



> Retrieve arms from filling cabinet.



They're right here, silly!

> Examine possessions.

You pile all your stuff onto your desk.



You have several pens, a pile of documents, a cup, a stress ball, some change and a key.

> Look through the holes that are OBVIOUSLY in that painting.




You look through the holes. It's sorta dark.
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