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Awesome!

Incredible!

Amazing!

I have no soul.

[lordnincompoop]

> =========>

The man screams. A coworker catches you with your pen poised for another stabbing, and reports you. The authorities quickly come, and apprehend you for your misdeeds. You are most likely looking at a jail sentence of more than a year, and you'll have to find another job - difficult now that you are a felon. Your life as you know it is over.





> =========>

You wake up in your office, resting on a pile of spreadsheets and drafts. It's brightly lit now, and your head and back aches. So does your face, since you seem to have slept on your hand. Now that'll leave a mark. You want to keep on sleeping, but something's off. You can't put your finger on what.

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Sorry for the delay guys, and sorry it's not that big. I think it'll be slightly easier to update from now on though, so that's a consolation. Let's play properly now.

[Demonic Spoon]

Murder the guy wearing the hideous tie.

[FuzzyZergling]

Examine man with flamboyant tie.

[SolarShado]

Tie man: scream "WAKE UP! YOU CAN REST WHEN YOU'RE DEAD!"

[Retro]

Pretend to have been working this entire time to save your ass.

Also, can the images not be so massive? I have to scroll horizontally to see everything.

[Frajic]

Murder the guy wearing the hideous tie.

...after you've been him. Gotta see what he knows.

[Diablous]

Pretend to have been working this entire time to save your ass.

This.

Also, can the images not be so massive? I have to scroll horizontally to see everything.

Agreed. Too wide man.

[Kadzar]

Throw a pencil or pen at the intruder.

[Fanofgaming]

>Stab your coworker, Tie Guy, in the face with one of your pens!

[FuzzyZergling]

We already did the stabbing thing.
Let's do something we haven't done before, like...

>Start small tie fire via vigorous twirling.

You know you want to.

[Kadzar]

>Think about the goals you wish to achieve that don't involve violence.

[rawr359]

Look up and examine mister tie.

[monk12]

>Start small tie fire via vigorous twirling.

You know you want to.

[Doret]

Yes, Pretend to have been working. Keeping our job is the most important thing in the world.

[lordnincompoop]

> Examine man in tie.



OH SHIT YOUR BOSS. This guy's the leader of the group you're in. He's the sort of guy that finds garishly coloured ties and colourful pens to be hilarious, and the pinnacle of office individuality. That should tell you pretty much everything you need to know about him.

"Get up."

You do so.



"The Big Man wants to see you. Something important," he says.

"Yeah... Um."

"I'm sure it'll be fine. It's not like you stabbed anyone, right? Just get on over there."

The dream felt so real. You're rather disorientated.