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I have no soul.

[Johnfalcon99977]

>Enter home. Fight gaint monster that will be waiting for you.

[Doret]

Enter home, close and lock the door behind us. Walk into your room and log onto your computer and have a chat with your Seriosuly E-P-I-C internet pallios.

[Gatleos]

Enter home, close and lock the door behind us. Walk into your room and log onto your computer and have a chat with your Seriosuly E-P-I-C internet pallios.

Go inside, log into Bay12 forums > Forum Games and Roleplaying, look at serious business thread, have existential crisis.

[Kadzar]

Enter home, close and lock the door behind us. Walk into your room and log onto your computer and have a chat with your Seriosuly E-P-I-C internet pallios.

Go inside, log into Bay12 forums > Forum Games and Roleplaying, look at serious business thread, have existential crisis.

[Pruvan]

>Enter home. Fight gaint monster that will be waiting for you.

That's metagaming, dude!

Enter home, act surprised that there's a giant monster waiting for you, THEN fight it.

[Hugehead]

Enter home, close and lock the door behind us. Walk into your room and log onto your computer and have a chat with your Seriosuly E-P-I-C internet pallios.

Go inside, log into Bay12 forums > Forum Games and Roleplaying, look at serious business thread, have existential crisis.

[SolarShado]

Enter home, act surprised (displaying your terrible acting skills) that there's a giant monster waiting for you, THEN fight it.

[Retro]

> Stumble across narrative.

[lordnincompoop]

> Enter home, act surprised (displaying your terrible acting skills) that there's a giant monster waiting for you, THEN fight it.



You enter your home and OH MAH GAWD THER EIS LIKE A GAINT MOSTAH THRU TEH CELING

...



There isn't actually a monster. But it was fun to pretend.

[quip]

Turn on TV watch news and get some food. Then realise that the news is boring and modify the TV to act as a computer monitor so you can play DF with an even bigger screen.

[Frajic]

Realize you have no computer. How can it be?

[lordnincompoop]

> Realize you have no computer. How can it be?



You suddenly have a computer which was there all along.

[Frajic]

> Realize you have no computer. How can it be?



You suddenly have a computer which was there all along.

dat duality

[lordnincompoop]

I should have mentioned this. The door to your front leads to your bedroom, and the door to your left leads to the bathroom. The area on the right is the kitchen.

[ExKirby]

I should have mentioned this. The door to your front leads to your bedroom, and the door to your left leads to the bathroom. The area on the right is the kitchen.

Make dinner in kitchen, attempt not to toast your house until golden brown