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I have no soul.

[Lillipad]

Check cup for coffee. If the cup is empty, go to the break room to fill it up.

[Aklyon]

poke flashlight through one of the holes.

[Phantom]

Open door, expect Tom Cruise/Ben Stiller/Snoop Dogg bust.

[Doret]

Check the files in the cabinet, wonder why you haven't returned your library book yet.

[maxicaxi]

Open door, expect Tom Cruise/Ben Stiller/Snoop Dogg bust.

[Fanofgaming]

Call in your co-worker, Phil, and stab him in the eye with one of your three pens before throwing him out of your poorly-drawn tacky window.

[Aklyon]

Call in your co-worker, Phil, and stab him in the eye with one of your three pens before throwing him out of your poorly-drawn tacky window. plugged-in window

[Demonic Spoon]

Call in your co-worker, Phil, and stab him in the eye with one of your three pens before throwing him out of your poorly-drawn tacky window. plugged-in window

[Doret]

Worry about more pressing matters than murder, like moving the painting with holes in it.

[Megaman]

What? Something is more pressing than murder? The blood god demands the blood of Phil

[Virex]

Oh is that so? But The Painting God is Demanding the Movement of that Painting!.... I'm not making much of an impression, am I?

[Argembarger]

Remove window from wall, open window, stick head through window and simultaneously unplug window.

[lordnincompoop]

Sorry for the delay guys - got kinda hectic the last few days. And Minecraft.


> Check cup for coffee. If the cup is empty, go to the break room to fill it up.



Alas! None of the brown, caffeinated ambrosia is left in the cup! You decide to take the cup to refill it later.



> Poke flashlight through one of the holes.



You have no flashlight! This existential mystery keeps you occupied for half an hour.

> Call in your co-worker, Phil, and stab him in the eye with one of your three pens before throwing him out of your poorly-drawn tacky window.

Yes! It is time for revenge! It is time to bring an end to that miserable little bastard for ever. How dare he have the more comfortable chair!? HOW DARE HE!? Such nerve!

You grab your pen and scream at the wretch to come in. After a while, you decide to sneak in there yourself. Pen at the ready, you enter Phil's room. The guy is sitting there surfing the web, and the boss doesn't even notice! And why does he have a computer, but not you!? This makes your blood boil, and all hesitation drains away.



Closer...



WHACK! You stab him as hard as you can in the back. All you accomplish is to alert him of you and stain his new shirt however. But the embarrassing blue puddle on his back does give you a small measure of satisfaction.



He turns around, and as soon as he does you give him a good stab in the eye.



He's too heavy to lift though, so for now you just leave him there.

[Retro]

Well this adventure just took a sharp turn in a different direction.

[Lillipad]

Combat Operandi: EAT CORPSE