With a warcry that could be heard across the galaxy, the orks did something that no human could ever expect.
They crashed the planet into Cadia.
The human warships frantically enter the warp to escape, but a few don't make it, and are destroyed when they are sandwiched between the two planets.
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!Roll: 4
You get yer boyz to start building a carrier, but then you realize that it isn't necessary.
Username:
Dwarf Midget
Ork name:
Ork'za
Ork God:
Mork
Speciality:
Mekka
Skills:
Armoring
Equipment:
Mega Armor, Power Klaw, Kustom Shoota, Mek's tools, Commissar Hat.
Force:
Six Deff Dreads, eighteen Killa Kans, 45 'Ard Slugga Boyz, and your personal Trukk.
Roll: 6
You and yer boyz WAAAAAAAAAAGH! AND YOU WAAAAGH DEAD FAST, AND DEAD KILLY!
Username:
maxicaxi
Ork name:
Sa'grok
Ork God:
Mork
Speciality:
Mekboy
Skills:
Bildzing gunz
Equipment:
Mek Armor, Kustom Mega Blasta, and Mek's tools.
Force:
Eight Battle Wagons, 20 War Bikez, 5 War Buggys, 40 Shoota Boyz, 60 Kommisar Nobz, a trukk, 40 PDF troopers, your personal BaneBlade.
Roll: 4
WAAAGH LIKE YE MEAN IT!
Username:
Digital Hellhound
Ork name:
Snagrukk
Ork God:
Gork
Speciality:
Mad Dok/Painboy
Skills:
Surgery, 'upgrading' orks
Equipment:
Dok's armor, Dok's tools, 'Urty Syringe
Force:
20 Lootas (Armored), 10 Nobz (Armored), 10 Burna Boyz (Armored), 10 Kayoss Boyz, 30 'Ard Cyborks, 10 Combat Orkdroids (Armored), 2 'Uge Orkdroidz (Armored), and your personal Trukk.
Roll: 8
You shash some o' dem ships with yer hammer. Into Caida.
WAAAAGH!
Username:
Dragnar
Ork name:
Gra'thurk
Ork God:
Gork
Speciality:
Mekboy
Skills:
Makin' smashy weapons!
Equipment:
Mek Armor, Kustom Shoota, Rokkit Hammer, and Mek's tools.
Force:
4 Deff Dreadz, 60 Killa Kanz, 45 Slugga Boyz (16 have rokkit hammers), 50 Orky 'Umiez, and your personal super dakka wagon.
Roll: 10
You and your sneaky gitz emerge from the rubble. You see that the seam between the two planets is not too far off. You head off to get into da good fight! When you get to da seam, you realize that most of the entire WAAAAGH! was following you.
"O'right boyz! Lesst Jump!"
You and da WAAAAGH! jump, and land head first onto Cadia. You are immediately shot upon by surviving Cadian Guardsmen. You all get up, have a short trip about how you're upside down, and charge into the Cadians.
Username:
USEC_OFFICER
Ork name:
Gitter
Ork God:
Mork
Speciality:
Kommandork
Skills:
Sneakzin', Yellzin'
Equipment:
Kommando Paint, Shoota, Slugga, Choppa, a Force Hammer, and bombz.
Force:
150 Kommandoz, 75 GentleNobz
Roll: 10
You roll da WAAAGHship onto Cadia, and begin to open a kan of killa. And orky badass.
Username:
mcclay
Ork name:
Sar'on
Ork God:
Gork
Speciality:
Burna boyz
Skills:
Burnin and Dakka'in.
Force:
50 Burna Boyz, 15 Mekks, and a BattleWagon as your transport.
Roll: 9
You reach into da warp with yer WAAAGH powers, and pull as couple warships back through. You then, with the help of yer weird grotz, flng them into the human fortress world.
Username:
MagusBlack
Ork name:
Skull'Thrumpa da Weirdiest
Ork God:
Both
Speciality:
WeirdBoss
Powers:
All of the warphead weirdboy powers, along with more human psyker abilities.
Force:
30 Shoota Boyz, 45 weirdgrotz, 40 Slugga Boyz, 10 Weirdboyz, 5 Warp 'eadz, weirdtrukk (a trukk customized to benefit weirdboyz).
Roll: 9
You an' yer boyz DAKKA DAKKA until there is no more dakka left. Then you tell da boyz that there is dakka left, and what do ya know? DER IZ!
Username:
Roy Greenhilt
Ork name:
Naffgor Waabog
Ork God:
Mork
Speciality:
MORE DAKKA (Flash Gitz)
Skills:
Makin' sum o da 'Ugest Kustom Snazzgunz Eva.
Force:
63 Swagger Gitz, 4 BattleWagons, 15 Lootas, and your personal BattleWagon transport.
Roll: 6
You get da boyz movin' onto Cadia.
WAAAGH!
Username:
Ze Spy
Ork name:
War'Zullo
Ork God:
Gork
Speciality:
Boyz, boyz, and moar boyz!
Skills:
Ork Farming
Force:
152 Pimp Boyz, 7 Pimp Nobz, twenty trukks, and your personal BattleWagon transport.
WAAAAAAAAAGH!!
Countless amounts of boyz of each profession.
Fifty seven stompas, one old WAAAGHship, the orignal, 11 new model WAAAGHships, and four Gargants.
DA WAAAAGH! IZ BACK AND BETTER DEN EVVUR!
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