The WAAAGH!bosses realize that their personal retinues are dwindling, compared to the amassed army. They draw the best of the best boyz into their forces.
Most of da boyz realize something big is about to happen. The warpdrives are building power, and the weirdboyz say that the planet is almost ready to exit da warp.
Roll: 8
You crank out ten of the new model WAAAGHships. You also build an assembly line, so one more is produced each turn.
Username:
Dwarf Midget
Ork name:
Ork'za
Ork God:
Mork
Speciality:
Mekka
Skills:
Armoring
Equipment:
Mega Armor, Power Klaw, Kustom Shoota, Mek's tools, Commissar Hat.
Force:
Six Deff Dreads, eighteen Killa Kans, 45 'Ard Slugga Boyz, and your personal Trukk.
Roll: 9
You attach guns to a space ship/planet that is in the middle of the warp. You are either very VERY insane, or have a death wish. Probably both. however, you are unbelievably lucky, and you manage to attach the largest dakka you've ever seen to the planet. You don't even know what they're capable of.
Username:
maxicaxi
Ork name:
Sa'grok
Ork God:
Mork
Speciality:
Mekboy
Skills:
Bildzing gunz
Equipment:
Mek Armor, Kustom Mega Blasta, and Mek's tools.
Force:
Eight Battle Wagons, 20 War Bikez, 5 War Buggys, 40 Shoota Boyz, a trukk, 40 PDF troopers, your personal BaneBlade.
Roll: 10
You do indeed find a way to increase the speed of the ork reproduction system. Orkz now send out huge amounts of spores throughout their entire lives, putting out roughly fifty million a day, and when they die, roughly five times that are released.
Username:
Digital Hellhound
Ork name:
Snagrukk
Ork God:
Gork
Speciality:
Mad Dok/Painboy
Skills:
Surgery, 'upgrading' orks
Equipment:
Dok's armor, Dok's tools, 'Urty Syringe
Force:
20 Lootas (Armored), 10 Nobz (Armored), 10 Burna Boyz (Armored), 10 Kayoss Boyz, 30 'Ard Cyborks, 10 Combat Orkdroids (Armored), 2 'Uge Orkdroidz (Armored), and your personal Trukk.
Roll: 7
KILLA KANZ EVERYWHERE OH GOD. 60 OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Username:
Dragnar
Ork name:
Gra'thurk
Ork God:
Gork
Speciality:
Mekboy
Skills:
Makin' smashy weapons!
Equipment:
Mek Armor, Kustom Shoota, Rokkit Hammer, and Mek's tools.
Force:
4 Deff Dreadz, 60 Killa Kanz, 45 Slugga Boyz (16 have rokkit hammers), 50 Orky 'Umiez, and your personal super dakka wagon.
Roll: 9
You recruit as many nobz as you can find. They're dead tuff, and even deadier killy. They look as if about ten of them could take down a squiggoth. Good thing you have seventy five.
Username:
USEC_OFFICER
Ork name:
Gitter
Ork God:
Mork
Speciality:
Kommandork
Skills:
Sneakzin', Yellzin'
Equipment:
Kommando Paint, Shoota, Slugga, Choppa, a Force Hammer, and bombz.
Force:
150 Kommandoz, 75 GentleNobz
Roll: 3
You board the WAAAGHships, but you've recruited most of the burnaz already, so you can't get much more.
Username:
mcclay
Ork name:
Sar'on
Ork God:
Gork
Speciality:
Burna boyz
Skills:
Burnin and Dakka'in.
Force:
50 Burna Boyz, 15 Mekks, and a BattleWagon as your transport.
Roll: 8
You join da WAAAGH! with style.
Username:
MagusBlack
Ork name:
Skull'Thrumpa da Weirdiest
Ork God:
Both
Speciality:
WeirdBoss
Powers:
All of the warphead weirdboy powers, along with more human psyker abilities.
Force:
30 Shoota Boyz, 50 grotz, 40 Slugga Boyz, 10 Weirdboyz, 5 Warp 'eadz, weirdtrukk (a trukk customized to benefit weirdboyz).
WAAAAAAAAAGH!!
Countless amounts of boyz of each profession.
Fifty seven stompas, one old WAAAGHship, the orignal, 11 new model WAAAGHships, and four Gargants.
Da bosses sit inside the rebuilt planetary capitol, contemplating strategy, and arguing about how to attack a planet. The door to the conference room slams open, and a tall boy wearing not much more than rags, and a few bitz of metal enters, flanked by five others that don't look much different from him. The WAAAGHbosses are immediately drawn to his power, but repulsed by something they can't easily detect. The boy stants to his full hieght and declares,
"I am Skull'Thrumpa da Weirdest! I am da greatest Weirdboy dat evvah livuhd! I hahve fhelled entiah ahmez! I have ruhld civlazatennz! Ah ahm da prahfahht o' Gahrk and Mahrk!"
The WAAAGHbosses smile, and one of them says,
"Ha ha! Welcome aboard da greatest WAAAAGH evvur! 'Ave a seat."
Actions?
I'm sorry, Magnus, I just imagined your ork like
some preacher or something. Martin Luther King Jr., only orky.
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