A horrible, horrible stench rolls through the city.
Roll: 5
Username:
Dwarf Midget
Ork name:
Ork'za
Ork God:
Mork
Speciality:
Mekka
Skills:
Armoring
Equipment:
Mega Armor, Power Klaw, Kustom Shoota, Mek's tools, Commissar Hat.
Force:
A Deff Dread, two Killa Kans, seven 'Ard Slugga Boyz, and your personal Trukk.
Roll: 9
Your OrkBlade can hover off the ground about ten feet. You're very lucky I didn't roll a ten, because you would be flying like a Valkyrie/BaneBlade/Ork thing and I would have gouged my eyes out.
Username:
maxicaxi
Ork name:
Sa'grok
Ork God:
Mork
Speciality:
Mekboy
Skills:
Bildzing gunz
Equipment:
Mek Armor, Kustom Mega Blasta, and Mek's tools.
Force:
A Battle Wagon, four War Bikez, a War Buggy, twenty Shoota Boyz, a trukk, your personal BaneBlade.
Roll: 3
You ride to the Governor's palace before getting pretty much blocked by a wall of hate and corruption. More boyz should solve this.
Username:
Digital Hellhound
Ork name:
Snagrukk
Ork God:
Gork
Speciality:
Mad Dok/Painboy
Skills:
Surgery, 'upgrading' orks
Equipment:
Dok's armor, Dok's tools, 'Urty Syringe
Force:
Seven Lootas (Armored), five Nobz (Armored), four Burna Boyz (Armored), eight Slugga Boyz, eleven 'Ard Cyborks, seven Combat Orkdroids (Armored), one 'Uge Orkdroid (Armored), and your personal Trukk.
Roll: 5
You test your new weapons on a nearby building, and in one volley, reduce it to rubble.
Username:
Dragnar
Ork name:
Gra'thurk
Ork God:
Gork
Speciality:
Mekboy
Skills:
Makin' smashy weapons!
Equipment:
Mek Armor, Kustom Shoota, Rokkit Hammer, and Mek's tools.
Force:
Two Deff Dreadz, forty Slugga Boyz (20 have rokkit hammers), and your personal super dakka wagon.
Roll: 3
You WAAAAGH with Snagrukk, but are stopped by the same wall.
Username:
USEC_OFFICER
Ork name:
Gitter
Ork God:
Mork
Speciality:
Commandork
Skills:
Sneakzin', Yellzin'
Equipment:
Kommando Paint, Shoota, Slugga, Choppa, a Force Hammer, and bombz.
Force:
Fifty seven Kommandoz, eighteen Kommando Nobz, and twenty Slugga Boyz.
One hundred and eighty five Slugga Boyz, one hundred fourty four Shoota Boyz, twenty nine Storm Boyz, fifteen Lootas, sixteen Burna Boyz, sixty Nobz.
Seventy trukks, fifty War Buggies, twenty seven War Bikes, ten Battle Wagons, ten Deff Dreads, twenty Killa Kans, fifteen Deff Koptas, one Stompa, and da WAAAGHship.
A green wall of horrifying amounts of hate, corruption and stench forms around the Governor's palace. From inside, painful, almost inhuman screams can be heard. The orks think they can see figures moving about inside, but the wall is too thick.
Actions?
Also Maxi, were you planning to write up a profile for Defender of the Imperium?
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Topic: Roll to WAAAAGGHH (40k Ork RTD) (Read 23083 times)