As the orks rush into the city, several blue and white objects fall from orbit. They land in the Planetary Governor's gardens, and hulking figures emerge, then file into the palace.
"Governor, I am Brother Sergeant Orion of the Nova Marines. How can we help?"
Roll: 5
You WAAAAGH into the city, looting and rampaging, killing civilians and destroying the pathetic PDF.
Username:
Dwarf Midget
Ork name:
Ork'za
Ork God:
Mork
Speciality:
Mekka
Skills:
Armoring
Equipment:
Mega Armor, Power Klaw, Kustom Shoota, Mek's tools, Commissar Hat.
Force:
A Deff Dread, two Killa Kans, ten 'Ard Slugga Boyz, and your personal Trukk.
Roll: 4
Your boyz and your masheens rush into the city ahead of your OrkBlade, as it is weighed down by SO MUCH DAKKA.
Username:
maxicaxi
Ork name:
Sa'grok
Ork God:
Mork
Speciality:
Mekboy
Skills:
Bildzing gunz
Equipment:
Mek Armor, Kustom Mega Blasta, and Mek's tools.
Force:
A Battle Wagon, four War Bikez, a War Buggy, twenty Shoota Boyz, a trukk, your personal BaneBlade.
Roll: 7
You kick da boyz into overdrive during construction, and the Mega OrkDroid is completed, with seventeen big shootas, fifteen rokkits, one belly mounted supah killy tank crusha 'eavy kannon, three close combat weapons, including a buzz saw and a power klaw, and a twin linked 'uge 'eavy kustom mega blasta. With a chain bayonet attached.
Username:
Digital Hellhound
Ork name:
Snagrukk
Ork God:
Gork
Speciality:
Mad Dok/Painboy
Skills:
Surgery, 'upgrading' orks
Equipment:
Dok's armor, Dok's tools, 'Urty Syringe
Force:
Seven Lootas, five Nobz, four Burna Boyz, eight Slugga Boyz, eleven 'Ard Cyborks, seven Combat Orkdroids, one 'Uge Orkdroid, and your personal Trukk.
Roll: 4
You try to make more rokkit hammers, but the WAAAGH fills you, and you can only produce twenty before your orky instincts force you to stop.
Username:
Dragnar
Ork name:
Gra'thurk
Ork God:
Gork
Speciality:
Mekboy
Skills:
Makin' smashy weapons!
Equipment:
Mek Armor, Kustom Shoota, Rokkit Hammer, and Mek's tools.
Force:
Two Deff Dreadz, forty Slugga Boyz (20 have rokkit hammers), and your personal upgraded Trukk.
Roll: 9
"Wez can WAAAAGH if wez want to, yah can leave dem Marines behind, 'cause dem Marines don' WAAAGH an' if dey don' WAAAGH, den dey ain' no frenzz o mine."
You WAAAAGH REALLY HARD.
Username:
USEC_OFFICER
Ork name:
Gitter
Ork God:
Mork
Speciality:
Commandork
Skills:
Sneakzin', Yellzin'
Equipment:
Kommando Paint, Shoota, Slugga, Choppa, and bombz.
Force:
Fifty seven Kommandoz, eighteen Kommando Nobz, and twenty Slugga Boyz.
Two hundred thirty Slugga Boyz, one hundred fourty seven Shoota Boyz, thirty Storm Boyz, fifteen Lootas, seventeen Burna Boyz, sixty Nobz.
Seventy trukks, fifty War Buggies, twenty seven War Bikes, ten Battle Wagons, ten Deff Dreads, twenty Killa Kans, fifteen Deff Koptas, one Stompa, and da WAAAGHship.
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