With your new super killy land ship, you should be able to crush the capital with little effort.
Roll: 7
You scrap most of the buildings in the camp, and two trukks to make a massive mobile fortress. However, while building the top deck, part of it collapsed. An ordinary human being would shout in frustration, and give up. But since you are an ork, not a human, you mind sets to work on a launch bay for flyin' gubbinz. The result was an elevator that shoots up at 100 meters per second, launching whatever on it into the sky. On the front of the massive land ship, a giant plow destroys anything in its path, sending scrap metal into a large bin for repairs and extensions. Massive jet engines fill the back half, letting the massive machine zoom to insane speeds. Thirty boyz volunteer to be Storm Boyz, and fifteen volunteer to fly Deff Koptas.
Username:
Dwarf Midget
Ork name:
Ork'za
Ork God:
Mork
Speciality:
Mekka
Skills:
Armoring
Equipment:
Mega Armor, Power Klaw, Kustom Shoota, Mek's tools, Commissar Hat.
Force:
A Deff Dread, two Killa Kans, ten 'Ard Slugga Boyz, and your personal Trukk.
Roll: 9
You outfit the land ship with rokkits larger than though possible, and massive cannons with bullets as big as your trukk firing at three rounds a second. However, what the real marvel is is the humongous Rail Cannon sitting on a pedestal in the back. Anti Air cannons line the sides, next to firing ports for da boyz inside. A large cannon fills a hole in the gigantic plow on the front of the ship. Also, a kustom forke feeld surrounds the behemoth, protecting all inside, yet letting them disembark at will through the boarding hatch on the bottom, or the various planks on the sides.
Username:
maxicaxi
Ork name:
Sa'grok
Ork God:
Mork
Speciality:
Mekboy
Skills:
Bildzing gunz
Equipment:
Mek Armor, Kustom Mega Blasta, and Mek's tools.
Force:
A Battle Wagon, four War Bikez, a War Buggy, twenty Shoota Boyz, and your personal Trukk.
Roll: 8
You close the distance to the city in amazing time, after you had to get out and fix your engine, and extend the area so your boyz can fit in. You smash into the Imperial walls, losing only a single ork to their fire, due to your amazingly good skills regarding wounds. You drive your trukk up the wall, killing ten PDF soldiers, and land right on another squad of PDF troopers, killing them instantly. To your left, you see a Leman Russ tank bring its main cannon around to face you. However, out of sheer luck, a deff dread falls out of the sky, and lands right on top of it, creating a massive explosion. The deff dread climbs out of the wreckage and promptly cleavs a PDF trooper in half.
Username:
Digital Hellhound
Ork name:
Snagrukk
Ork God:
Gork
Speciality:
Mad Dok/Painboy
Skills:
Surgery, 'upgrading' orks
Equipment:
Dok's armor, Dok's tools, 'Urty Syringe
Force:
Seven Lootas, five Nobz, four Burna Boyz, eight Slugga Boyz, eleven 'Ard Cyborks, and your personal Trukk.
Roll: 4
You build a catapult in the back of your trukk, but you had to scrap the armor of your boyz to do it. You launch a deff dread into the city. [5] You see a massive explosion behind the walls.
Username:
Dragnar
Ork name:
Gra'thurk
Ork God:
Gork
Speciality:
Mekboy
Skills:
Makin' smashy weapons!
Equipment:
Mek Armor, Kustom Shoota, Rokkit Hammer, and Mek's tools.
Force:
Two Deff Dreadz, ten Slugga Boyz, and your personal Trukk.
Roll: 8
You paint the land ship with some of your kommando paint, stand back and say, "Now can you see dat ship, boyz?" Due to your intimidating appearance, da boyz in earshot all say, "No, boss!" Because of the ork's psychic properties, the ship slowly fades into the background, and is only visible if you look really hard at it.
Username:
USEC_OFFICER
Ork name:
Gitter
Ork God:
Mork
Speciality:
Commandork
Skills:
Sneakzin', Yellzin'
Equipment:
Kommando Paint, Shoota, Slugga, Choppa, and bombz.
Force:
Fifteen Kommandoz, three Kommando Nobz, and twenty Slugga Boyz.
Two hundred eighty two Slugga Boyz, one hundred fifty two Shoota Boyz, thirty Storm Boyz, fifteen Lootas, seventeen Burna Boyz, sixty Nobz.
Seventy trukks, fifty War Buggies, twenty seven War Bikes, ten Battle Wagons, ten Deff Dreads, twenty Killa Kans, fifteen Deff Koptas, one Stompa.
One badass invisible landship.
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