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Author Topic: Roll to WAAAAGGHH (40k Ork RTD)  (Read 23045 times)

dragnar

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Re: Roll to WAAAAGGHH (40k Ork RTD)
« Reply #180 on: December 08, 2010, 12:39:24 pm »

Yay! Surrender means reinforcments!

I goez out to recruit teh orkiest humies I can findz!
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Re: Roll to WAAAAGGHH (40k Ork RTD)
« Reply #181 on: December 08, 2010, 06:10:31 pm »

someone should reward that gretchin. I like him.
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maxicaxi

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Re: Roll to WAAAAGGHH (40k Ork RTD)
« Reply #182 on: December 10, 2010, 03:19:39 pm »

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I have absolutely no idea what's going on in this fort any more. Migrants arrive, they die for some reason, the fort is flooded for another reason, then dwarves go mad, more dwarves die and I'm just laughing in my distress.
you cannot defeat the potato.

MagusBlack

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Re: Roll to WAAAAGGHH (40k Ork RTD)
« Reply #183 on: December 10, 2010, 10:39:33 pm »


The other WarBosses enter the tent after a few hours work, most covered in grease or blood. Or both.
The note has been nailed to the table, though none of the WarBosses can concentrate enough to read it. They tell the ork outside to get them the most educated grot they can find.
In approximately five minutes, he returns with a very scholarly looking gretchin, which he throws onto the table.
"Ahm, It sezz 'eah dat da 'umiez of dis 'eah planet surrender to yer powar, and in returns, you shouldn't crump dem."
The diminutive creature looks up at the warbosses, hoping to not get beaten.


That one.
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maxicaxi

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Re: Roll to WAAAAGGHH (40k Ork RTD)
« Reply #184 on: December 11, 2010, 03:33:11 am »

That was a bump, not a question
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I have absolutely no idea what's going on in this fort any more. Migrants arrive, they die for some reason, the fort is flooded for another reason, then dwarves go mad, more dwarves die and I'm just laughing in my distress.
you cannot defeat the potato.

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Re: Roll to WAAAAGGHH (40k Ork RTD)
« Reply #185 on: December 12, 2010, 06:34:04 pm »

I've been out of WAAAGH recently, sorry about the lack of turns.
Writing turn.
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Re: Roll to WAAAAGGHH (40k Ork RTD)
« Reply #186 on: December 12, 2010, 07:29:28 pm »

With the overthrowing of Imperial authority, the orks effectively take control of the planet. This comes with great benefits, such as 20 PDF troopers every turn, starting with 100. Also, since you now control the planet, all da boyz go into peace time mode, which multiplies their spore output count by ten, along with other stuff, such as brew-house brawls.

Reinforcement Prediction:
20 PDF troopers
50 boyz

Spoiler:  Ork'za (click to show/hide)

Spoiler:  Sa'grok (click to show/hide)

Spoiler:  Snagrukk (click to show/hide)

Spoiler:  Gra'thurk (click to show/hide)

Spoiler:  Gitter (click to show/hide)

Spoiler:  WAAAAAGH! (click to show/hide)

The scholargrot becomes the WarBosses adviser, helping with tactical decisions, and ovver smart stuffz.

Actions?
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Re: Roll to WAAAAGGHH (40k Ork RTD)
« Reply #187 on: December 12, 2010, 09:29:34 pm »

Get monocles. NOW! Gentleorks can't be gentleorks without monocles. Let it be so.

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I must be experiencing a secondary high right now or something.
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maxicaxi

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Re: Roll to WAAAAGGHH (40k Ork RTD)
« Reply #188 on: December 13, 2010, 04:20:48 am »

MOAR WARPDRIVES
« Last Edit: December 14, 2010, 01:16:59 am by maxicaxi »
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I have absolutely no idea what's going on in this fort any more. Migrants arrive, they die for some reason, the fort is flooded for another reason, then dwarves go mad, more dwarves die and I'm just laughing in my distress.
you cannot defeat the potato.

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Re: Roll to WAAAAGGHH (40k Ork RTD)
« Reply #189 on: December 13, 2010, 07:13:15 am »

Should I be worried? Yes. Am I? WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHH!

Upgrade some orks to better workers and send them to help the meks in whatever they're doing right now
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Re: Roll to WAAAAGGHH (40k Ork RTD)
« Reply #190 on: December 13, 2010, 09:20:04 am »

Time to finish dis place! Send a whole bunch of boyz 'n' gretchins off to the rest of da planet to make every remaining ork joinz us! 'N' bring all da resources dey have. Vehicles, metal, everything! Bring the old WAAAAGHSHIP with 'em, to show 'em we have da biggest 'n' strongest WAAAAAGH!

I imagine this will take many, many days, but it'll be worth it.
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maxicaxi

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Re: Roll to WAAAAGGHH (40k Ork RTD)
« Reply #191 on: December 13, 2010, 09:30:56 am »

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and da WAAAGHship.

Dont we have two off them?
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I have absolutely no idea what's going on in this fort any more. Migrants arrive, they die for some reason, the fort is flooded for another reason, then dwarves go mad, more dwarves die and I'm just laughing in my distress.
you cannot defeat the potato.

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Re: Roll to WAAAAGGHH (40k Ork RTD)
« Reply #192 on: December 13, 2010, 12:57:10 pm »

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and da WAAAGHship.

Dont we have two off them?
Exactly; we're gonna use the new WAAAGHship ourselves.
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maxicaxi

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Re: Roll to WAAAAGGHH (40k Ork RTD)
« Reply #193 on: December 13, 2010, 01:10:55 pm »

I was talking about the WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH spoiler
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I have absolutely no idea what's going on in this fort any more. Migrants arrive, they die for some reason, the fort is flooded for another reason, then dwarves go mad, more dwarves die and I'm just laughing in my distress.
you cannot defeat the potato.

dragnar

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Re: Roll to WAAAAGGHH (40k Ork RTD)
« Reply #194 on: December 13, 2010, 05:08:47 pm »

Dis city isn't nearly orky enuff. I put weaponz on da city. EVERYWHERE
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From this thread, I learned that video cameras have a dangerosity of 60 kiloswords per second.  Thanks again, Mad Max.
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