The beast... laughs, as it's flesh knits back together. It takes a step forward, and swipes once with it's putrid arm, killing ten boyz.
Roll: 7
Da rokkit boyz launch der rokkits, hitting the beast in several places, but it doesn't really do much, as it's flesh knits back together.
Username:
Dwarf Midget
Ork name:
Ork'za
Ork God:
Mork
Speciality:
Mekka
Skills:
Armoring
Equipment:
Mega Armor, Power Klaw, Kustom Shoota, Mek's tools, Commissar Hat.
Force:
A Deff Dread, two Killa Kans, seven 'Ard Slugga Boyz, and your personal Trukk.
Roll: 6
DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADKAAKDADKADKADASDDKLASDJASDJASKFAVK
Needless to say, you dakka the beast, knocking it flat. It takes a moment for it to stand, but when it does, most of it's wounds are healed.
Username:
maxicaxi
Ork name:
Sa'grok
Ork God:
Mork
Speciality:
Mekboy
Skills:
Bildzing gunz
Equipment:
Mek Armor, Kustom Mega Blasta, and Mek's tools.
Force:
A Battle Wagon, four War Bikez, a War Buggy, twenty Shoota Boyz, a trukk, your personal BaneBlade.
Roll: 3
You try to dakka, but yer dakka bitz are out a da dakka, so you use yer choppy bitz, and chop it.
Username:
Digital Hellhound
Ork name:
Snagrukk
Ork God:
Gork
Speciality:
Mad Dok/Painboy
Skills:
Surgery, 'upgrading' orks
Equipment:
Dok's armor, Dok's tools, 'Urty Syringe
Force:
Seven Lootas (Armored), five Nobz (Armored), four Burna Boyz (Armored), eight Slugga Boyz, eleven 'Ard Cyborks, seven Combat Orkdroids (Armored), one 'Uge Orkdroid (Armored), and your personal Trukk.
Roll: 5
You climb up to it's head and smack it in the face with yer hammer. It tries to bite you, but fails.
Username:
Dragnar
Ork name:
Gra'thurk
Ork God:
Gork
Speciality:
Mekboy
Skills:
Makin' smashy weapons!
Equipment:
Mek Armor, Kustom Shoota, Rokkit Hammer, and Mek's tools.
Force:
Two Deff Dreadz, forty Slugga Boyz (20 have rokkit hammers), and your personal super dakka wagon.
Roll: 6
Glad to meet you, Force Hammer!
You gleefully bash the abominations to death, while playing over a conversation between a Force Hammer, and their faces. Needless to say, it get's bloody real fast.
You notice a dark green light in the center of the floor, surrounding an orb of roiling, disgusting sludge.
Username:
USEC_OFFICER
Ork name:
Gitter
Ork God:
Mork
Speciality:
Commandork
Skills:
Sneakzin', Yellzin'
Equipment:
Kommando Paint, Shoota, Slugga, Choppa, a Force Hammer, and bombz.
Force:
Fifty seven Kommandoz, eighteen Kommando Nobz, and twenty Slugga Boyz.
One hundred and sixty two Slugga Boyz, one hundred thirty two Shoota Boyz, twenty nine Storm Boyz, fifteen Lootas, sixteen Burna Boyz, sixty Nobz.
Seventy trukks, fifty War Buggies, twenty seven War Bikes, ten Battle Wagons, ten Deff Dreads, twenty Killa Kans, fifteen Deff Koptas, one Stompa, and da WAAAGHship.
Mork frowns as all da boyz on dis little planet aren't really doin much, while his chosen leaders are killing a horrible monster created by dat smelly git. Gork helpfully says dat dey could give dem somfin' to crump. Mork agrees, this is indeed a good idea.
From the doors to the palace, several power armored figures rush, all horribly disfigured, and covered in diseases. Some of them bear a defaced mark of the Adepta Sororitas.
You can't blame me, Sisters of Battle (aka Witch Hunters) are my favorite army. And not just because the codex is free.
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