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[Graknorke]

A cave called "The Hairy Shaft"
I'm not even sure how funny I should think this is.

[Huntthetroll]

In the same spirit, the reanimated corpse of a marksdwarf in my fort has become known as Thumbem Asob Avum, "Muscleflute the Board of Culminating."  That's, like three sexual innuendos in one.

[utunnels]

The Forgotten Beast Oxox has come!  A great eyeless crab.  It has lacy wings and it is ravening.  Its blue exoskeleton is rough and cracked.  Beware its deadly blood!

[§k]

A hatch cover call "The Brilliant Pit".

[Vyro]

The Comedic Hatchets, dorven civ at war with the elves (for a nice change). Really didn't get the joke did they? Hippie bastards.

[Badger Storm]

DF has Chocolate?

Cacao pods yes, but no chocolate proper.  Obviously this must be rectified.

[mobucks]

Controldrunken the Tactical Burial, a adamantine battle axe.

Best weapon class artifact name I've had my dwarfs create.

[Badger Storm]

"The Basement of Owning" and "The Tight Busts," two civs in one of my throwaway world gens.  Obviously the Armok in this world is a teenage boy.

[Spehss _]

Controldrunken the Tactical Burial, a adamantine battle axe.

Best weapon class artifact name I've had my dwarfs create.

"What are ye gonna name that sweet artifact adamantine axe ye made, Urist?"
"Well, it's impossibly sharp, deadly, and probably going to be wielded by one of our axe lords, who can slay entire sieges of goblins singlehandedly. And us being dwarves, these axe lords are drunk. Always drunk. And if this axe is wielded by a drunk axe lord who's an angry drunk, and he gets pissed at the fortress...

...Controldrunken the Tactical Burial."
"...I don't get it Urist."
"Because you're too drunk, Catten. Don't hold this axe. Ever."

[Vyro]

Duthalrir, "The Worthy Ears"

Engraved on the floor is a superiorly designed image of Tositgud Tradedwells the troll and Thelire Velvetyrouts the elf by Udib Steliddodok. Thelire Velvetyrouts is striking down Tositgud Tradedwells. The artwork relates to the killing of the troll Tositgud Tradedwells by the elf Thelire Velvetyrouts in the First Fields in 106.

I like your sarcasm, Udib, carry on.

[Vyro]

Nokzam Anil, "The Battles of Glory"
Engraved on the floor is a finely-designed image of a duck by Nomal Limultashem.
That must be one freaking badass duck.

Niraltegir, "The Portentous Breed"
Engraved on the floor is an exceptionally designed image of two giant parakeets by Vabok Obokardes.
Correct, nothing sets the tone for expedition better than the only anvil being stolen by a budgie.

Aral Ud, "The Woman of Will"
Engraved on the wall is a superiorly designed image of Totas the forgotten beast by Nomal Limultashem. Totas is falling. The artwork relates to the collision of the forgotten beat Totas with an obstacle in Ivorymirror in the early summer of 126 during The Rampage of the forgotten beast Totas in Ivorymirror.
More sarcasms. The rampant flatulence of the foul beast was abruptly ended by gravity. Seriously, we've got no hand in this incident.

Also:
Weaksnarling the giant man-eating lion, one lame lion indeed
Rinmol Murderedrevered the troll, apparently the Jesus of this realm
Ker Nozush, "The Eyes of Vegetation", a claystone door, brings new sense to the saying "the hills have eyes" during a war with the elves.

[TheHossofMoss]

I'm digging these names.

[Graknorke]

In the same spirit, the reanimated corpse of a marksdwarf in my fort has become known as Thumbem Asob Avum, "Muscleflute the Board of Culminating."  That's, like three sexual innuendos in one.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[Brakebein]

I was once informed by my outpost liaison that our capital had been conquered by "The Stupid Spider". Not entirely menacing.

[utunnels]

My current world is called Namateyo(forgot the translation). Nothing too interesting, look like some random romaji thrown together.
5 minutes ago I created a new fort, and it was called Akumasen. Although the translation doesn't sound too fun, "Caughtgravel".