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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #975 on: January 30, 2015, 06:06:58 am »

I've got goblin groups from the same civ, The Hate of Cover and The Menace of Fences. Guess they're mostly crossbowgobs. They live in Mostprofane.
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Epo Whiskyoceans, the ruler of The Tight Lancers of Confederation of Grapes. What can go wrong with two names suggesting lots of alcohol and... um... the tight lancers?
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #976 on: January 30, 2015, 07:50:12 am »

An elf named Sethe Latheredpregnant. Yes, it's a dude.  His wife's name?  Lema Skirtopened.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #977 on: February 01, 2015, 05:55:04 am »

Noglesh Lål, "The Savage of Blankets", a wolverine bone spear

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« Reply #978 on: February 01, 2015, 01:54:46 pm »

I built an Ant Man entity that used the Goblin language, and one of their civilisations was called 'The Spoon-Distraction of Conflict'.

Also in terms of artifact/weapon names from my active fort; I have such greats as The Artificial Relic (an iron spear), The Flowery Mechanisms (Llama wool Trousers), FloorWondered (artifact brass short sword) and The Power of Ceilings (a steel shield).
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #979 on: February 02, 2015, 11:04:06 pm »

Kokokolreelmis is a civilization of kobolds.

Whoever invented the name must be a stutterer.
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« Reply #980 on: February 05, 2015, 10:44:33 pm »

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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #981 on: February 12, 2015, 12:52:21 pm »

My first militia squad: "The Galleys of Paddling".

It's not like you'd want to be too OTT, right? I mean, for every sensible dwarf there's a limit. Gotta walk before you can run, you know.

Their greatest victory has been against some lemurs. We lost 1 iron crossbow. The lemurs took it pretty bad, too.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #982 on: February 12, 2015, 02:07:35 pm »

My first militia squad: "The Galleys of Paddling".

It's not like you'd want to be too OTT, right? I mean, for every sensible dwarf there's a limit. Gotta walk before you can run, you know. Their greatest victory has been against some lemurs. We lost 1 iron crossbow. The lemurs took it pretty bad, too.

...I could be wrong here, but the mistake might be in taking on a land based creature with galleys. They obviously want to take on water based enemies. You could try using them to kill a carp...
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #983 on: February 12, 2015, 03:37:46 pm »

A Dwarven civilization known as The Amusing Fortress.

Also, got something that isn't really a name, but a joke. "Did you hear the one about the giant tiger and the human?"
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #984 on: February 14, 2015, 03:09:01 pm »

Recently had a region called "The Stupid Desert."
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« Reply #985 on: February 15, 2015, 03:53:53 am »

There was a barony in my civ called "Lovecrafts."

No word yet on how often they were attacked by gibbering horrors.
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« Reply #986 on: February 15, 2015, 08:18:29 am »

I'd think they weren't attacked at all, but instead were named after their... wooden crafts.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #987 on: February 15, 2015, 10:11:17 am »

I found a goblin group/civilization (was a dark pits) named The Sin of Hatred.

... I kind of strangled the lady quietly in the dark before I realized she was said lady. Heh!
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #988 on: February 15, 2015, 10:24:37 pm »

In my newest world I have:

A dungeon called "Bustcrevice the Dike of Veils"
A temple called "The Sanctuary of Chocolate"
A tomb called "The Power of Mushroom"
A tomb called "The Immortal of Balls"

"Zutosp Fateddusks the Murky Urn was a bellowing woman. She was the only one of her kind. A large hairy humanoid. It has a long, curly tail and it howls into high winds. Its clear hair is very curly. Now you will know why you fear the night."

A male dwarf called "Udib Bodicefind"
A female human called "Quesa Clearbodice"
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #989 on: February 15, 2015, 10:37:32 pm »

DF has Chocolate?
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