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[Firearrow15]

The world is long gone, so I don't know what it was a diety of, but I once had a diety named the silky pregnancy. Take that as you will.

[Thisfox]

I had to make a military in a hurry, and didn't have much armour on hand. They named the squad.... the Single Armours. Um... yep guys, I guess you're right. Have fun with that.

[Reyna]

A randomly generated Fortress name was "Yellowpages"
So the group was naturally named "The Tome of Calling."

[Edward Evjen]

The humans that trade with my fortress Mountainroots are called The Hairy Nation.

I think The Hairy Nation would go to war with my dwarven civ, The Burning Razors.

A war at best. Total massacre is more likely.

[Huntthetroll]

My dwarves' main enemy is a goblin civilization called the Tired Evils.  They...don't try very hard.

Seriously, the last siege they sent included 40+ trolls and ~20 traitor dwarves, but no goblins.  I imagine this is how that attack was planned:

Goblin 1:  Hey, we're still at war with the Cloudy Galley, should we try to sack Cavecradle again?
Goblin 2:  And get massacred again?  Ugh, no thanks.  Just send a bunch of trolls and dwarves and call it a day.
Goblin 1:  Meh, you're probably right.  Those dwarves are a bunch of posers anyway.  I'll tell them it's a "rite of passage," they'll eat it up.
Goblin 2:  Good idea.  Nap time?
Goblin 1:  Sure.

[Badger Storm]

The Disemboweled Fortresses. How delightfully prophetic.

[TheHossofMoss]

I have a goblin civilization called "The Random Nightmares."

[TheHossofMoss]

I also have a Dwarf named "Nish Nishning."

[Spehss _]

Dwarf who's name translates to Urist Rubbedbusts. He's married.

[Kraegan]

My latest fort is called "CrazyTown".  It's living up to it's name!

[deathschemist]

my last group- the terrible fate (i named them myself, very apt as they all got killed by a megabeast named Itulim Mahoganyterrors not 5 minutes ago) belonged to a civ called the busts of kneading . beautiful.

[Staalo]

I only just noticed...

My current group's name is The Tool of Flesh. Yes, yes, very droll RNG, but that's not all.

For the past five years the mayor of The Tool of Flesh has conducted very satisfactory diplomatic relations with the human civ The Blowing Union.

[Spehss _]

My dwarf civilization in my first 40.19 world is named "The Stirred Sack".

Really game? Rly? Srsly? It's like you aren't even trying to be subtle with your innuendos anymore.

EDIT: Istamesrel, "The Light Queen" was a god of The Stirred Sack. "The Light Queen" was most often depicted as a male dwarf and was associated with war, fortresses, life, death, the sun, fire, metal, and volcanoes.

[StagnantSoul]

"The Burnt Ashes..." Ya don't say...

[Badger Storm]

My current "main" fort's military is called the Awe-Inspiring Sacks.  Enough said.