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[Zorromorph]

Probably it was, I'm in vanilla.  That's not anywhere's near as funny though

[Nyxalinth]

I was looking at files on an old thumb drive, and came across one from four years ago.

the Noiseless Odors, a deer leather quiver.

[dwarf_reform]

Not sure if its in bad taste (mehehehe), but I figured you guys would be able to give some input on something I posted to the modding section last night for opinions.. Its a custom dwarven language that absolutely promises the worst possible name combinations possible (to the best of my ability! It was over 2000 words to replace..)

Anyway, there's some 'real' profanity in there and about every 'innuendo' word I could possibly think of (and then scour off the net..). There is an awesome, but disturbing, power in that language, and I'm not sure what to do with it (or if it'd be truly welcomed 'officially' on the forums) :>

http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=144896.30 NSFW, 18+, Not-E-For-Everyone blah blah blah :>

Hmm? Hmm!?

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[Chevaleresse]

Dumat Shootwad, and everyone misses him/her.

[Spehss _]

Hmm? Hmm!?

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Ha. Tomes of Slapping Salami. Lewd.

[Dwarf4Explosives]

Barmartyrs. Sounds about right for a dwarf. Although this was in the arena.

[SlyStalker]

A group of dwarves named 'The Roughness of Smoothness' 

[Dwarf4Explosives]

I was messing about in the arena with some modified super dragons. I tried to kill one of them by riding into it with a platinum minecart. This minecart was filled with other platinum minecarts to the point that, after I missed the dragon, the game went slightly insane and forced me to stay still until I dehydrated and died. I then butchered the super dragon's corpse, and guess what the name and title of the dragon turned out to be? Brandtreasure the Diamond Wealth of Jewels.

Most appropriate name for a dragon EVER.

[taptap]

Current random fortress name: Subtlehammers.

[Immortal-D]

After 100 years of Evil, a single Dwarven civilization remains standing.  Proud, defiant, they are.... The Imperial Profanity   I can just imagine them sitting in the Mountainhome when a Goblin siege arrives.  Moments later, the siege is broken with  Goblins screaming and bleeding from the ears.  The Dwarves know the ancient language, curses so mystical and profound it is enough to make a Succubus blush.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRzVYYESyv4&t=1m26s

[wierd]

The RNG graced my current fortress with the "curious" moniker of "KnotSack".
(Itself an outpost of the dwarven government calling itself "The Lancer of Beds", from the civ known as "The Mountainous Glove")

Oh, and one of my dwarves worships a goddess who is known as "Solon The Rough Bed". (Who is associated with work, jewels, wealth... You get the idea)

My dwarves are clearly perverts, who worship a blinged out prostitute.

[Max™]

...I founded Dragonbabies recently with dorfs from The Hot Corridor.

Just checked my other civs, the elves have a boring named, The Pantomime Banks... the humans on the other hand... The Confederacies of Squirting is visiting The Hot Corridor of Dragonbabies?

[TheHossofMoss]

Had a group called "The Boot of Baking."

[20firebird]

The local elf civ is called 'The Den of Violence'. Despite names, they've been nothing but friendly.

[IronTomato]

Dwarven group named The Pants of Wetting.