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Author Topic: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation  (Read 273969 times)

Urist McLaptop

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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #375 on: January 29, 2013, 03:09:27 pm »

There is a male doc who lives in ....ripeskunks....
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« Reply #376 on: January 31, 2013, 11:17:22 pm »

This is what the RNG graced me with just this evening:
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My dwarves struck the earth hard for Magicmirrors.  Unfortunately, it was in a completely terrifying biome, which meant they mainly struck it with their corpses and bits thereof until they rose to walk in unholy might.  We lasted for several days first, though!
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"All right boys, let's strike the- *crack* whatthefwarblblub..."
"...Dibs on the pick."
Hidden beneath rusting weapons was a mass of assorted bones. An elf, a goblin, even an ogre. All just waiting for someone to walk by and notice them, like some kind of land mine of horror.

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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #377 on: January 31, 2013, 11:21:01 pm »

I embarked in an evil glacier once, back in 40d. The name that was given to my fortress was... "Bunnyflowers."
Obviously, I had to keep it.

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« Reply #378 on: February 01, 2013, 10:43:09 am »

One of my military dwarfs just earned the name 'Merged Finder of Gravel'.

What a waste! I've had awesome ones before, like 'Scoured Dead-Power of Murdering' and 'Persuasive Threat of Fears' and now I get a guy who finds gravel?
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #379 on: February 03, 2013, 02:51:28 pm »

I found a Forgotten Beast in Legends Mode called Sir.  A big feathered slug that shoots webs.

Like a Sir.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #380 on: February 03, 2013, 02:55:51 pm »

My current fort is called Cobaltclimax. Thats pretty friggin' dorfy if you ask me
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #381 on: February 03, 2013, 02:59:01 pm »

My Legendary Farmer's surname is "Paintswallow".
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #382 on: February 03, 2013, 07:05:43 pm »

A dwarven civ named "The Glove of Love"...
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« Reply #383 on: February 03, 2013, 11:38:30 pm »

I had a squad named the Inky Outrage. They died in battle against a giant blob of vomit.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #384 on: February 04, 2013, 12:00:07 am »

At least it wasn't a giant squid.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #385 on: February 04, 2013, 02:27:06 am »

"Eatcave the Dipped Mines"
Hamlet "Squashspread"
"Silklocks", a tomb that was insanely often invaded by gold-seeking adventurers of mine just for irony of LOCKS made of SILK
"Whiplash" - I'm not sure, but isn't "lash" the same item as "whip", just under other name?
"Pumpkinidol"
"The Sacrificial Mountain"
"The Hills of Yawning"
"The Certain Hills" dafuq
"The Latonic Hugs"
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #386 on: February 04, 2013, 07:38:52 am »

"Whiplash"
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #387 on: February 04, 2013, 11:48:59 am »

Not funny, but awesome. There's a civ in my game called "The Grapes of Wrath". LEAD BY A MAN CALLED  STONEBASIN. This was so unbelievably cool.
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« Reply #388 on: February 04, 2013, 02:17:24 pm »

Was playing adventure mode one day and wandered into a region called "The Steppes of Dance."
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« Reply #389 on: February 05, 2013, 09:43:14 am »

Not funny, but awesome. There's a civ in my game called "The Grapes of Wrath". LEAD BY A MAN CALLED  STONEBASIN. This was so unbelievably cool.
Was it...Bernard Stonebasin?!
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