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Author Topic: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation  (Read 284930 times)

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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #300 on: December 21, 2012, 03:56:52 pm »

I just generated the name 'Wordsbooks'.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #301 on: December 21, 2012, 05:09:59 pm »

Let's see... I can't remember them all, but among the funny ones I've made were:

Attack Attack the Attack System of Doom (that was a near miss)
The Beards of Hair
The Planet of Apes
The Bad Stupid Polish Joke
Abbeyroad the Magical Mystery Tour
Pepperland the Sea of Holes

Also, my first dormitory was named "Pillowdelf". (Tolkien fans should get this one.)

EDIT: Oh, this was random names only? Too bad, it's more fun my way.
« Last Edit: December 21, 2012, 05:13:04 pm by Baccar Wozat »
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #302 on: December 21, 2012, 06:58:59 pm »

Genned a world with a pony mod. The mod turns all the dwarf language names into English, but keeps the vocabulary from the Dwarvish dictionary.

Here are some selected highlights from the first few years of my pony civilization.



I think I may have won.

The 13th year made me spill my coffee. You might have won, yeah.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #303 on: December 21, 2012, 09:09:59 pm »

I have an artefact called 'The Distinct Beard'. It's hard to be dwarfier than that!
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #304 on: December 21, 2012, 09:17:15 pm »

The squad name generator gave me a squad called "The Dead Merchants" recently. Given the situation I created it for, the name was quite appropriate, although unfortunately that particular squad did not suffer the most casualties.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #305 on: December 21, 2012, 10:57:48 pm »

when playing with the masterwork mod i got this


and honestly? she's pretty OK.

that and a couple well named artifacts
Persuadeduniverse, a steel battle axe
The impure moments, a floodgate,
crownedviolator the dishonest first, a mechanism
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #306 on: December 22, 2012, 10:13:02 am »

Worksavants got an artifact: "Minedgroove," a limestone baritone.

It is encrusted with oval limestone cabochons and round brilliant cut emerald. It menaces with spikes of limestone. On the item is an image of a mill. Apparently mills are pretty groovy.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #307 on: December 22, 2012, 02:31:38 pm »

I'm not sure how often people name books after themselves, but I was just reading about the necromancer Perad Purpletricks who wrote a book called "The Sun Sets on Perad Purpletricks".  What an ego.
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« Reply #308 on: December 22, 2012, 02:39:16 pm »

I saw a place called The Enjoyable Finger.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #309 on: December 22, 2012, 02:40:58 pm »

I saw a place called The Enjoyable Finger.
Oh gods.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #310 on: December 22, 2012, 07:23:30 pm »

How about two mountain ranges near each other one called the fingers of carnality and other is the fingers of rape
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #311 on: December 23, 2012, 05:25:58 am »

I have an artefact called 'The Distinct Beard'. It's hard to be dwarfier than that!
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #312 on: December 23, 2012, 09:59:40 am »

My current fort is called "Beartowns". I thought it was funny at least.
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« Reply #313 on: December 23, 2012, 01:13:44 pm »

A major river named Spideryfondled, and a legendary door with the unfortunately combined name of Cloisterape.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #314 on: December 23, 2012, 01:17:16 pm »

The dwarven civilization "The Busty Abyss"
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