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Author Topic: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation  (Read 284970 times)

Pistolero

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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #210 on: July 11, 2012, 04:55:43 am »

I've had a couple dwarves with the last name "Daggergulf" for which the dwarven spelling is "Uristthabum". What's the translation on Asfoker?
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« Reply #211 on: July 11, 2012, 06:39:28 am »

I seem to get awesome names attached to the most useless artefacts. To wit: the name is 'Greatscorching the Tongs of Worship' which sounds like a torture implement used by the inquisition. It is actually an amulet.
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« Reply #212 on: July 11, 2012, 06:50:47 am »

I found a brook called "The Pregnant Organ."
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« Reply #213 on: July 15, 2012, 04:44:25 pm »

Only a couple years into my current fort, a migrant from the home civilization arrived with very high combat skills, making her the best warrior in the fort by a comfortable margin. A professional fighter, dodger, armor user, and biter (she was obviously fleeing a former life), I immediately put her in the active-duty squad. She fought bravely in her first goblin siege, but never managed to score a kill. Instead, in the course of facing down a goblin axe lord beside her lesser comrades in arms, just before the goblin was brought down, the monster managed a lightning-quick riposte and lopped off her entire right hand, which flew free of its owner straight up in a high arc and landed at the very top of a tower which was under construction. As its new perch among the tower rafters was inaccessible to the construction crew, the hand was left where it lay, and still today forms part of the tower.

Her name? Erush Erushendok. Her last name translates as "Handleattic."
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« Reply #214 on: July 15, 2012, 06:46:19 pm »

That has got to be the best story I've ever heard from Bay12.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #215 on: July 15, 2012, 07:05:56 pm »

The random name generator gave me: Girlisholes, the bald, bloody, partner of death.

It sounds like PMS'ing, so I have kept it as my fort name for a large number of runs.
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Urist McPenguinhead

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« Reply #216 on: July 15, 2012, 07:36:31 pm »

I have a dwarf whose last name is Nutsquake.

And he's my militia commander.

Edit: My dwarves are very nutty (har har), my civ is called the Boat of Nuts.
« Last Edit: July 16, 2012, 12:54:07 am by Urist McPenguinhead »
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« Reply #217 on: July 15, 2012, 08:56:29 pm »

i have my fortress name,
'helpfulink'
i just need lot of help tho.
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« Reply #218 on: July 15, 2012, 10:14:56 pm »

I've had the Amazing Continents before.

Thing was it was about 3/4 the size of Australia in relation to the rest of the world.
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« Reply #219 on: July 15, 2012, 10:48:43 pm »

Unfortunately, I get cool or nonsensical names mostly. Dwarves named "Bloodtomb", mayor is "Helmsspell". I don't know, but it is still cool.
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« Reply #220 on: July 16, 2012, 01:09:47 am »

My favorite civ name that I've encountered was a dwarven civilization named The Wall of Cobras. I love the mental image of them tying a bunch of cobras together and jamming them into the ground.
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« Reply #221 on: July 16, 2012, 07:28:04 pm »

My brother once had Peacefulfoot the Bloody, a friend of mine had Nish Glitterboots necromancer, and I had a human general named Puc Worldhorse (he was awesome).
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #222 on: July 16, 2012, 10:06:07 pm »

I once found a mountain called "The Pinnacle of Stupidy"

My greatest fortress was named "Touchyballs" (by me not the RNG)
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« Reply #223 on: July 17, 2012, 04:28:20 pm »

I once found a mountain called "The Pinnacle of Stupidy"
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That is the greatest thing I have ever heard.
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« Reply #224 on: July 18, 2012, 02:19:58 am »

I'm genning a world right now i just HAVE to use:
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EDIT: 'Atěleecamo, "The Absolute Universe" has been created'. Am I god?
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