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[MagmaMcFry]

All the trees in that forest (it has precisely 20000 of them) are precisely 20 feet tall and have precisely 2000 leaves each and are divided equally amongst oak, maple, and birch.

So there are precisely 6,666 and 2/3rds of each type of tree?

More importantly, what the hell has this got to do with Scruffy's post?

[Sus]

One of my recent embark groups got named "The Problematic Woman-Chamber". Its symbol was a traction bench. 

[nopil3os]

One of my recent embark groups got named "The Problematic Woman-Chamber". Its symbol was a traction bench. 

clearly you are to import the iron lady from dungeon keeper

[Auning]

I lost it when I saw this. Such a brilliant play on words. Well played, Random Name Generator... Well played...

[nickpeq]

I'm on my first fortress. I just noticed a dwarf named Asėn Rirasoddom. Tell me that's not great.

[Megabeasthorder]

Not hilarious but really irritating, my current forts name is "The Tool of Amazing" its just really stupid because it just sounds stupid... my fort got stuck with a super stupid name -_-

[Syuviel]

Mistvanishes The Pregnant Drill:

This a Diorite bed. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. On it is carved the image of Mistvanishes the Pregnant Drill in diorite.

[Urist McPenguinhead]

My current fort is Shipwhipped, colonized by the Boat of Nuts...

[XXSockXX]

My adventurer got ambushed by a bandit gang called "The Boyish Scouts".

[Corai]

My adventurer got ambushed by a bandit gang called "The Boyish Scouts".

Did they have wooden swords or cookies?

[XXSockXX]

Neither, but they died really quick, so I guess they didn't have their ambush badge yet.

[Frontestro]

I recently got two artifacts from husband and wife One is now a legendary Weaponsmith and the other an Armor smith but their creations make me laugh.

The first is an enormous copper corkscrew named "Spiterisky the Fair Convent" its worth 19440 it was made by the husband.
A month later the wife claims a workshop and makes "The Buster of Labors" a copper shield worth 38880. I think there is some kind of innuendo here and the fact that hers is worth exactly twice his  only increases my suspicions.

[Xob Ludosmbax]

I've been inspecting all of my immigrants, looking for vampires, and finally found one.  So, I decided to wall him in a manager/lever puller chamber, and maybe turn one or two more dwarves to keep him company and make sure levers get pulled in a timely fashion. 

Anyway, first thing I do is create a military squad to put him in.

"The Immortal Stakes"

[GoombaGeek]

"Wow, I'm sick of all these damned kids in my fort. I'll find out if any of them hate demon rats so that I can store demon rats in their bedrooms to make their lives miserable."

*browsing through units list*

"Vucar Bustkisses, Dwarven Child"

I wonder what happens when he hits dwarven puberty?

[sisok]

Stukos Asfoker, Dwarven Peasant/Weremarmot, I killed thee in vain....