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[NewSheoth]

Mine was probably:
"The carp misses you!
You rush at the carp.
You have been encased in ice.
The carp has been encased in ice.
The carp has been encased in ice.
The carp has been encased in ice.
The carp has been encased in ice.
The carp has been encased in ice.
The carp has been encased in ice.
The carp has been encased in ice.
The carp has been encased in ice.
The carp has been encased in ice.
The carp has been encased in ice.
The carp has been encased in ice.
The carp has been encased in ice.
The carp has been encased in ice."

And I hoped to have an awesome fight <.<

Divine intervention by the dark, evil carp god.

[Shrugging Khan]

Grown Dragon attacks, gets head chopped off by a single axedwarfess with an iron axe within one page of combat report.

[Jusman]

A cyclops came to my fortress (which according to the wiki are supposed to be really strong). So I send my 10 dwarf army of novice fighters out with fun on my mind. Well they fought for awhile but managed to take it down without taking any hits on themselves. They didn't even have good weapons, some were equipped with copper hammers, and some were just using a shield to bash their enemies.

[Silent_Thunder]

goblin ambush, 7 swordsgoblins, 7 marksgoblins. My military is decimated from a tantrum spiral, and said spiral opened a breach in the west door (reserved for evacuation incase of flooding). Rights as they're about to bust down the door, the cavern collapses, killing the goblins, as well as the fortress... I had made some poor mining decisions apparently.

[Ten_Tacles]

Mine was probably:
"The carp misses you!
You rush at the carp.
You have been encased in ice.
The carp has been encased in ice.
The carp has been encased in ice.
The carp has been encased in ice.
The carp has been encased in ice.
The carp has been encased in ice.
The carp has been encased in ice.
The carp has been encased in ice.
The carp has been encased in ice.
The carp has been encased in ice.
The carp has been encased in ice.
The carp has been encased in ice.
The carp has been encased in ice.
The carp has been encased in ice."

And I hoped to have an awesome fight <.<

Divine intervention by the dark, evil carp god.

Well, the carp are all dead, so I think I won.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

There are still other carp in the world, but only your adventurer knows the truth about them. No matter how much everyone else says that we're crazy, we know what the carp want....we know....

[Ten_Tacles]

And they have the masses to achieve it....

[Johnfalcon99977]

I wanted to make a epic battle between a Dwarf and a Goblin in Object testing mode. So I spawned both with good skillz and weapons, only to discover that, instead of a dwarf, I had spawn a Demon. There was no fight.

Also, soon after I did another thing I made that battle.I wanted to go on a killing ranpage, so I started up Object tester, made a super-human, and spawned dozens of weaklings. However I noticed half-way though that they weren't on the same side, so I would just wait for them to kill each other, and then go to kill the last guy that was no-dought weakened. The plan worked, but when I went to kill the last guy, i had a lol and decided to be him in his last seconds. My Super-dude stated the name i gave him, said "Perpare to die" and the battle that insued.... well, there was no battle. Only a milisecond after i clicked esc, i found my self dead. The guy basicly crubstomped me (not really.). Didn't give me time to "perpare" did he?

[Ten_Tacles]

I wanted to make a epic battle between a Dwarf and a Goblin in Object testing mode. So I spawned both with good skillz and weapons, only to discover that, instead of a dwarf, I had spawn a Demon. There was no fight.

How
the
hell
did
you
do
that
TELL US

[Johnfalcon99977]

I wanted to make a epic battle between a Dwarf and a Goblin in Object testing mode. So I spawned both with good skillz and weapons, only to discover that, instead of a dwarf, I had spawn a Demon. There was no fight.

How
the
hell
did
you
do
that
TELL US

Object
Testing
ARENA

[Ten_Tacles]

I wanted to make a epic battle between a Dwarf and a Goblin in Object testing mode. So I spawned both with good skillz and weapons, only to discover that, instead of a dwarf, I had spawn a Demon. There was no fight.

How
the
hell
did
you
do
that
TELL US

Object
Testing
ARENA

You
normally
can't
spawn
DEMONS

[Johnfalcon99977]

I wanted to make a epic battle between a Dwarf and a Goblin in Object testing mode. So I spawned both with good skillz and weapons, only to discover that, instead of a dwarf, I had spawn a Demon. There was no fight.

How
the
hell
did
you
do
that
TELL US

Object
Testing
ARENA

You
normally
can't
spawn
DEMONS

YOU
CAN'T?

[NewSheoth]

I wanted to make a epic battle between a Dwarf and a Goblin in Object testing mode. So I spawned both with good skillz and weapons, only to discover that, instead of a dwarf, I had spawn a Demon. There was no fight.

How
the
hell
did
you
do
that
TELL US

Object
Testing
ARENA

You
normally
can't
spawn
DEMONS

YOU
CAN'T?

LOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER THE GATES!!

[Johnfalcon99977]

I wanted to make a epic battle between a Dwarf and a Goblin in Object testing mode. So I spawned both with good skillz and weapons, only to discover that, instead of a dwarf, I had spawn a Demon. There was no fight.

How
the
hell
did
you
do
that
TELL US

Object
Testing
ARENA

You
normally
can't
spawn
DEMONS

YOU
CAN'T?

LOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER THE GATES!!

HELL
NO!
WE
WANT
TO
TALK
LIKE
THIS!

[NewSheoth]

I wanted to make a epic battle between a Dwarf and a Goblin in Object testing mode. So I spawned both with good skillz and weapons, only to discover that, instead of a dwarf, I had spawn a Demon. There was no fight.

How
the
hell
did
you
do
that
TELL US

Object
Testing
ARENA

You
normally
can't
spawn
DEMONS

YOU
CAN'T?

LOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER THE GATES!!

HELL
NO!
WE
WANT
TO
TALK
LIKE
THIS!

IT'S A REFERENCE DAMMIT!!
KEEP TALKIN'!!
KEEP BUILDIN' THA PYRAMID!!