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Where the PC, losing Lich powers just because we did as we were told won't happen. It'll probably turn out where fated to do something else or Steve will not really be dead or something... Anyway I don't think we can really avoid killing Steve, it sounds like a turning point in the plot...

[breadbocks]

Where the PC, losing Lich powers just because we did as we were told won't happen. It'll probably turn out where fated to do something else or Steve will not really be dead or something... Anyway I don't think we can really avoid killing Steve, it sounds like a turning point in the plot...

....

The reason we can't use light magic is because it would kill us as undead.

We will be able to use light.

Connect the dots.

We won't have vampire/other undead powers anymore.

[quip]

On the subject of lack of undeath power... I didn't see that.
On the destiny idea... I was just pointing out that we'd probobly get deus ex machina'd if we screwed up and lost P.
I don't see where P would of got light magic from... I thought E was going to kill Steve?

[Lillipad]

There's nothing as cheesy as destiny in this game. Once Percival kills Steve he meets with Lich, then gets to either become human again, or can gain control over the curse. Naturally you take the curse, because who wants to be human after becoming a vampire that can sprout wings and dark tendrils at will?
Percival stays undead because of the curse still being there, and gains white magic because he changes the curse dramatically, and unconsciously upon receiving control of it.

[Ochita]

Seems a little bit.... Arrogant. What if we actually want to become human again?

[ragnarok97071]

Then we lose all of our awesome IMMORTALITY AND STUFF, as well and not gaining anything of import, other than that which we would have gained anyway by taking control. Seriously, there isn't really any upside to becoming human again. We're a bit squishy for taking over the world and ruling it until the heat-death of the universe (and beyond, but then we only have fellow undead to boss around, so that's a bit boring).

[Lillipad]

Spoiler: Percival (click to show/hide)

Stuff happens, and the egg hatches. There's no dragon, what a gyp. What is this thing? It's nothing, that's what. I guess it's a magic orb? Regardless, I see it as the most worthless thing in the world. Thanks Steve, your army is so incompetent that even the dragon eggs don't contain dragons.
I have spacial magic, which you don't, so I guess I can learn how to teleport, but it's still not as fun as descending upon an enemy while riding a skeletal dragon that breathes death juice, or whatever.

Spoiler: Ephraim (click to show/hide)

My feet are going in a blaze of glory! My mad taps would make even the greatest of harlequins and street performers tremble in fear! A priest comes and hits me in the head, then kicks me down the stairs to the catacombs. He also locks the door, so I guess they won't complain when I "rearrange" the walls a bit after getting the stupid weapons that they stupidly want me to fetch for them.

[quip]

Spoiler: P (click to show/hide)

Hunt down some of Steve's soldiers and shout about how much they suck until they die of suckiness

Spoiler: E (click to show/hide)

Sulk over how you could of been a dancer but noooo, you just had to be some holy knight.

I don't really have any idea of what to do right no so... Meh.

[Lillipad]

Spoiler: Percival (click to show/hide)

An infantry that was randomly tied up to one of the dragons manages to break free, and is currently waving a stick around. He literally picked the thing up seconds after breaking free, what a moron. He apparently thinks that I managed to fell the entire dragon corps alone, even though they clearly flew into the forest themselves, whereupon I stumbled across their boring little crash area in which he was the only survivor.
Well, I have this worthless magic orb, I might as well use it to dispose of him after insulting him a few dozen times.

Me: "You suck!"
Him: "Yeah... I know..."

He begins weeping, so I end the awkward moment by tossing the orb at him, which totally backfires. The orb takes the form of a ring(much like the previous orb turned into my pendant) which turns him into something similar to my dark form. I can only assume that he's plagiarizing my awe inspiring form of destruction with this cheap knockoff, so I go dark and engage in battle.

After a while we're pretty much set in a deadlock, so he flies off faster than I've ever bothered to go. Meh.

Spoiler: Ephraim (click to show/hide)

I could have had feet of fury! FEET! OF! FURY! I'm telling you, this is all just so unfair! FEET OF FURY!!

I refuse to get over this, I don't care about holy knight, or whatever the priests keep telling me to train for, I want to dance in a troupe! It's just not right, all I did was dance in the hall for a bit, and WHAM! Down the stairs I get thrown. The priests only ever throw me down the stairs, none of the other apprentices get that kind of treatment! This is all bogus. Life is bogus. I might just go help the possible doom knight bring the appocalypse, just to prove I'm not crazy. In fact, I have to blow everything up! If I don't, then there's absolutely no method to prove my sanity!

[quip]

My plan to drive P and E insane is working! Muhahahahahha!

[Lillipad]

Any new actions, or do you want them to continue complaining, and just being cynical in general?

[ragnarok97071]

Spoiler: E (click to show/hide)

Dance-Fight through the dungeon, retrieve arms from... chest?

[Lillipad]

I'll add some sort of specialty weapon for Ephraim since you guys want him to dance like he's never danced before. Quite easy, especially considering that he really hasn't danced before.

Spoiler: Ephraim (click to show/hide)

Okay, let's calm down for a minute Eph. I can still use feet of fury for fighting, if I say it's vital to my combat style, then maybe the priests won't complain about it... Combat time!
I rush into the depths of the catacombs fighting my way through hordes of monsters using my new combat style utilizing dance moves, hidden blades, and my spear skills. I reach a fork in the road. I can either go left, right, or forward.

[breadbocks]

Go forward.

Have E make a dance related weapon which is a spear.

Have P absorb emo hostile's essence.

[Lillipad]

The plagiarizing lesser one fled at a speed Percival can't reach. And the spear is already involved in dance combat, it's the only weapon that can effectively be used in that type of combat.

A little thing about the doom blade and fate blade. They both have varying forms. This means that they'll both start off as swords since that's what they'll both initially perceive them as, but once they gain more control they'll take on the form of a unique weapon. Until then, they'll just cycle through all the bladed weapons as the need arises. This is all when you get them though, so don't get ahead of yourselves.