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[breadbocks]

You can't make it a holy clay golem. It's a dark golem, get over it. You'll be killing Steve in this stage which will unlock white magic for Percival. If you want to make a holy clay golem, then wait until then.

Who is Steve?

[Lillipad]

Emperor Steve. The guy who had you killed when you were the Arch Knight, the guy who Lich wants you to get revenge on, the guy who used to own Guy, the guy who's currently waging war against the country you live in.

[Ochita]

So why did steve's forces have a dragon egg? Couldn't we have something other than a dragon?

[Lillipad]

You can make anything dead your ally. The dragon corps had a pregnant dragon. Steve and most of his forces are incompetent, so things like that are overlooked.

[Ochita]

So a dragon gave birth to an undead. Riiiiiiiiight.

[Lillipad]

A dracolich gave birth to a dracolich. If you want to question births, then humans gave birth to Percival.

[Ochita]

So that dragon was... Oh forget it. Enjoy your pre-used ideas. Dragon this and Dragon that.

[breadbocks]

Emperor Steve. The guy who had you killed when you were the Arch Knight, the guy who Lich wants you to get revenge on, the guy who used to own Guy, the guy who's currently waging war against the country you live in.

Sorry. Not ringing any bells. But this Steve sounds like a nice guy. Perhaps we should let him live.

[Lillipad]

You only get white magic if you kill Steve. You can only make a holy clay golem if you have white magic. You can't learn white magic if Lich is still the one in control of the curse.

[breadbocks]

You only get white magic if you kill Steve. You can only make a holy clay golem if you have white magic. You can't learn white magic if Lich is still the one in control of the curse.

Hmm... Hire a priest.

[ragnarok97071]

Breadbocks, you're acting very oddly.
Can we vote him out of the democrabrain?
or at least his idea for now?

[Lillipad]

What democrabrain? I use the schizophrenic guiding voices in the games I run!

[ragnarok97071]

Same difference. this would be the equivilent of all the other voices telling him to SHUT UP ABOUT THE HOLY CLAY GOLEM!

[quip]

On several issuses:
Steve= Some guy- KILING HIM MAKES US STRONGER!!!!!!
Also undead babies? Necrophillia is both encoreged and a good way to get pregnent in this world!
Or at least... thats the only way I can think of other than our EVIL AURA^tm turns babies into undead!!!

[breadbocks]

Steve= Some guy- KILING HIM MAKES US LOSE UNDEAD POWERS!!!

Fix'd. The moment our onus is payed, Lich loses a reason to let us live. He might let us keep living, but without his blessing.