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[Earthquake Damage]

Ah. Okay. I am on my dads computer.

OS: Windows 92 BC

Does it have MS Heiroglyph?  I'm pretty sure Word didn't come out for a few centuries.

[Criptfeind]

No. The writting software is called Open Gerzeh.

Edit: Even better: Nah, he has MS Cuneiform.

[ragnarok97071]

Sure it's not MS Pictograph?

[Criptfeind]

No wait is it MS wolf bones.

[Frelock]

Nah, he has MS Cuneiform.

Babalonic, Assyrian or Sumerian?


My favorite costume as a child was when my fairly overweight father and I paired up to become fat man and little boy.  The costumes were beautiful large bombs with radiation symbols on the front and back, painstakingly sewn by my mother.  It was awesome, even if our Japanese neighbors gave us some dirty looks.  Best part was that my little sister was a cowgirl, and road on my dad's shoulders waving her hat around.

[Retro]

I'm going to be compiling/sewing an Isaac Newton over the next few years, in anticipation of teaching freshmen calculus.

You should get a friend to dress up as a giant apple and tackle you mid-lecture.

[Blargityblarg]

Dammit, now I'm imagining a story in which a secret society of apples plots to kill Newton.

It doesn't actually sound half-bad.

[Vector]

I'm going to be compiling/sewing an Isaac Newton over the next few years, in anticipation of teaching freshmen calculus.

You should get a friend to dress up as a giant apple and tackle you mid-lecture.

Wow, what an excellent idea.  Thanks

[Solifuge]

My sister's husband is going as a tea-party supporter with a sign reading "Teabagging for Jesus" on it, and my sister is going as a Neo-Communist Hippy. It's a joint costume, and together they're going as America circa 2010.

[Blargityblarg]

Costume update: I'm wearing a blue shirt.

I'm a Haloweathen.

_{(Halowe'en + Heathen)}

[Akura]

What browser/OS are you using? Artifacts in GIFs can come from poor implementation of some transparency/optimization features. Working fine in Firefox and Chrome, MSN, and a few other places I've seen.

Happening on mine, Vista 64-bit, IE8.

[G-Flex]

Works fine for me in IE8 on WinXP 32-bit.

[Urist McMalaclypse]

I am Jesus. Mostly because I'm long-haired, bearded, and lazy, but also because it's fun to be able to say things like "Yea, knock, and the door shall be opened unto you" and "blessed are the Greek" (someone at school was dressed up as Zeus).

[kilakan]

Well I went the other day to school as a clown, but I have large poofy/frizzy hair already so I just died it red, painted my face white, and glued half a wax ball to my nose.  Then put on my work overalls from when I painted my room red and took a blunted metal machete.  People kept trying to pull my hair off, then I would pull out my machete and chase them.

[Heron TSG]

They let you bring something to school that could one day be made pointy?