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Johnfalcon99977

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Whats the strangest item you killed someone with?
« on: October 28, 2010, 02:56:31 pm »
Whats the strangest thing you killed someone with? Pretty self explantory. I mean, i've seen people kill things with leather JACKETS.
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Re: Whats the strangest item you killed someone with?
« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2010, 03:01:24 pm »
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Re: Whats the strangest item you killed someone with?
« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2010, 03:07:22 pm »
The spinning vomit strikes the wolf in the head, shattering the skull and tearing apart the brain!
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Re: Whats the strangest item you killed someone with?
« Reply #3 on: October 28, 2010, 03:11:35 pm »
not really strangest, but I once blew apart a dragons head with a snowball.
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Re: Whats the strangest item you killed someone with?
« Reply #4 on: October 28, 2010, 04:28:58 pm »
I think my favorite was the barrel of dragon blood.
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Re: Whats the strangest item you killed someone with?
« Reply #5 on: October 28, 2010, 04:43:51 pm »
I ripped off an elven child's ear, then killed the child and several other elves with the ear.
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Re: Whats the strangest item you killed someone with?
« Reply #6 on: October 28, 2010, 07:32:46 pm »
their own teeth
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Re: Whats the strangest item you killed someone with?
« Reply #7 on: October 28, 2010, 08:27:10 pm »
I've been training up throwing to kill someone with a flying skull, but haven't quite gotten there yet...
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Re: Whats the strangest item you killed someone with?
« Reply #8 on: October 28, 2010, 08:51:22 pm »
Quote from: The Merchant Of Menace on October 28, 2010, 03:01:24 pm
I killed a child with her fathers *ahem* "Sensitive area" once. does that count?

As long as its not normal.
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Re: Whats the strangest item you killed someone with?
« Reply #9 on: October 29, 2010, 12:10:39 am »
Hydra corpse.
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Re: Whats the strangest item you killed someone with?
« Reply #10 on: October 29, 2010, 06:17:22 am »
It's relatively normal for me, lately i've been beating people to death with a left breast.
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Re: Whats the strangest item you killed someone with?
« Reply #11 on: October 29, 2010, 06:32:53 am »
Again, from my first Kobold adventurer...behold thy bane of the living.

It was one of my goals when I begun to play Adventure Mode (More than half of the things I killed with it is bigger than me & being such a small "tool" it took forever to kill one usually, so a slow & humiliating torture!)...was planning to take it to the next step, but I'm playing him as a good guy so no named targets. Hmm, really wish we could name weapons now....wonder what my adventurer will call his weaponized tinkerbell?

....Heh, I really want to draw what the Fairy looks like now, beat up & covered in blood & vomit of various creatures I hit it with....
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Re: Whats the strangest item you killed someone with?
« Reply #12 on: October 29, 2010, 10:22:35 am »
In the arena yesterday I spawned a bronze colossus and a bunch of dorfs, then took control of the colossus and beat the dwarves to death with the corpse of my first kill. I managed to get the corpse stuck inside one of the other dwarves... which is pretty amusing to picture.
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Re: Whats the strangest item you killed someone with?
« Reply #13 on: October 29, 2010, 11:44:21 am »
Quote from: Kobold Troubadour on October 29, 2010, 06:32:53 am
Again, from my first Kobold adventurer...behold thy bane of the living.

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....Heh, I really want to draw what the Fairy looks like now, beat up & covered in blood & vomit of various creatures I hit it with....

Truly this must go into my sig, for no fairy to man or irishman has been this awesome
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Re: Whats the strangest item you killed someone with?
« Reply #14 on: October 29, 2010, 10:16:37 pm »
I found a figurine of me in a spire coming out of a cave entrance (weird, I know) and beat a cougar to death with it.
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