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[NewsMuffin]

Half the town?! WHAT KIND OF KOBOLD ARE YOU? We seduce the entire town! Even the buildings! ESPECIALLY THE BUILDINGS!

[quip]

Half the town?! WHAT KIND OF KOBOLD ARE YOU? We seduce the entire town! Even the buildings! ESPECIALLY THE BUILDINGS!

I'm sorry, I have to sig that.

[NewsMuffin]

Thank you. That's the first time I've been sigged.

[Humaan]

LOGICALLY determine the best course of action.

[Flintus10]

Sneak down to the burnt village and instestigate. Commando roll at least once.

[Biag]

Did the whole turn, then realized I forgot to take everyone's status effects/skills into account.

Grr.

EDIT: Oh yeah, when I said "the village is completely burnt," I meant the kobold village. The fishing village is A-OK. Flintus, do you want to change your action?

Also, I'm giving everyone HP, because abstract injuries are annoying.

[iceball3]

Yay. Should Epinura get a damage calculation of water from damage into petrification?
Also, if she is not petrified, should she have some sort of fast healing rate for physical and most elemental damage?

Also, I know she is mostly fire element because of the lava and stuff, but what is her soul element? Like say if a anti-necromancer tried to finish her off or something.

[Flintus10]

Did the whole turn, then realized I forgot to take everyone's status effects/skills into account.

Grr.

EDIT: Oh yeah, when I said "the village is completely burnt," I meant the kobold village. The fishing village is A-OK. Flintus, do you want to change your action?

Also, I'm giving everyone HP, because abstract injuries are annoying.

thanks but nah my action is fine just make sure I try not to be seen

[quip]

Yay. Should Epinura get a damage calculation of water from damage into petrification?
Also, if she is not petrified, should she have some sort of fast healing rate for physical and most elemental damage?

Also, I know she is mostly fire element because of the lava and stuff, but what is her soul element? Like say if a anti-necromancer tried to finish her off or something.

What's a soul element and an anti necromancer? Also what is Epinura? Is she some kind of spirit or diety?

P.S: Anyone trying to soak her just to see if it petrifies her gets their belongings burnt to a cinder, or if I fail to do that I'll just burn my clothes and walk around naked in protest and you would not want that would you?

[iceball3]

No, i actually want Epinura to live, I'm just curious for game-play reasons. I won't mind taking a hit from water to myself. Though it's effect on me would be basically the same as Epinura, just slightly less permanent (We both freeze solid [frozen rock essentially for her], and we both can only be cured by heat).

[quip]

Yeah... But I just can't wait to wander into a town and set it myself on fire... That and take a literal magma bath... So yeah, I'm looking for reasons to test my fire immunity

[Biag]

Turn 3

Kind of a cop-out

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I'm working on some method of storing information that won't drive me insane. In the meantime, I figured I should make this not dead.

Ice (iceball3)

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Consider crashing the comet into the atmosphere.

[1] You do. Crash it into the atmosphere, that is. The air surrounding the planet serves as a buffer; you are now trapped in an ice ball three hundred feet above the village.

Good luck.

Sheb (Sheb)

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You wake up in an underground crypt with torches lining the walls. You remember nothing. You hear a clicking noise.

This can't be good.

Twi'lek (Frelock)

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Ask the mountain for information about the surrounding area, have it refuse, then seduce it with the intention of making it help us, then actually fall in love with it over the course of the seduction, then have it find out I was originally using it, have a confrontation where I try to explain my blossomed love, have the mountain reject it offhandedly, and go off to do something dangerous where it will inevitably fall into peril, then come to the rescue, and have the mountain realize that I really do love it, and have the mountain give us the information, and live happily ever after.

[2] The mountain readily gives you the information you require. Embarrassed, you attempt to seduce it anyways. [4-1+2] The mountain responds positively to your advances and invites you up to its peak for some "fun." [2-2] Unfortunately, the mountain is into chess in the bedroom for some inexplicable reason. [4-3] You lose. The mountain is so disgusted with your lack of skill at chess that it actually rescinds the information it gave you earlier. Don't ask me how, I'm not a mountain.

Jfrible (NewsMuffin)

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Mourn the loss of my flint and steel. Examine what I have in my pack.

[5] Sobbing mournfully, you open the pack and empty its contents onto the ground. A Knife, Paper, and an Indeterminate Amount of Food fall out. Your tears land on the knife; it begins to glow a deep, depressing blue.

Item Gained: Glowing Blue Knife
Item Gained: Blank Paper
Item Gained: Indeterminate Amount of Food

Brob (Quip)

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Date.

[1] You decide to take Epinura on the classic date, for a long walk on the beach followed by a delicious seafood dinner. Unfortunately, you took a Spirit of Lava to a large body of water. She doesn't get angry, thank god, but instead she collapses into the fetal position and cries silently.

Epinura: Interesting Quality Revealed: Hydrophobic
Epinura: Status Effect Gained: Catatonic

Urist (JacenHanLovesLegos)

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FOLLOW TEH GROUP.

[6] You follow the group SO IMPRESSIVELY that you bilocate, which is pretty mind-boggling. You are currently hanging out with Brob, on his horrific date at the beach, and hanging out with Twi'lek, on his horrific date at the mountain peak.

Twi'lek, if you don't recall, is playing naked chess.

[Will Save: 2] You take sanity damage.

Interesting Quality Gained: Bilocation
Status Effect Gained: Horrified (-1 to actions, chance of developing insanity)
Status Effect Gained: Baffled (-1 to actions)

Derefi (Humaan)

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LOGICALLY determine the best course of action.

[3] While you were deducing, everybody else acted.

Well, that's embarrassing.

Klack (Flintus10)

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Sneak down to the burnt village and instestigate. Commando roll at least once.

[4] You commando roll like a pro all the way down the mountain. Good for you. By listening to the villagers' conversation, you discover several things.

Village Name: Prayerspiders
Village Religion: They worship the volcano that destroyed your camp.
Village Disposition Towards Kobolds: Non-hostile but prejudiced.

Epinura (NPC)

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Mental breakdown.

[5] That's a pretty successful mental breakdown right there. 9.5.

The General State Of Things.

On THE MOUNTAIN:
Twi'lek
Jfrible
Urist

At THE BEACH:
Brob
Epinura
Urist

In THE VILLAGE:
Klack

In THE AIR:
Ice

In THE UNDERGROUND TOMB:
Sheb

[NewsMuffin]

DEVELOP SADNESS POWERS TO RULE THE WORLD WITH... Or at least use the 'Sad' approach to getting into the pants of various women. Repack my stuff if it wasn't already in my inventory. Then head to the village.
Seducing will ensue, I swear it.

[JacenHanLovesLegos]

Randomly walk to the graveyard.

[iceball3]

Crash my comet onto a random dwarf, burst out from the center of it, and then scream out WRRRYYYYY!!!
Also, shoot a by-standing squirrel with an ice needle somehow.