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[Zangi]

Fire, depending on how it is applied, is a different brand of evil. 
The more fire you apply, the more evil you are.  But, there comes a threshold, where the evilness of the liberal application of fire is peaked, after reaching the peak, applying more fire loses evilness, instead giving you points in pyromaniac.

And yes, the tried and true method of personally physically harming defenseless stuff never loses its brand of evil.

[dwarfguy2]

Evil party, eh? I'm game.

[ragnarok97071]

Sauron agrees there should be a party.

[Tsarwash]

Bauxite statue ?

[Zangi]

Your local catering company offers a fine selection of cat and kitten based products. 
For example:
Kitten Biscuits
Cat Stew
Kitten Legs, seasoned with the finest tears of the innocent.

For the more refined, we have a fine selection of virgin wine.  Though, we do carry kitten lager for those who prefer it.

[Ultimuh]

Evil.. Party?
May I ask if there will be any scantly-clad women to satisfy our devious hunger of the flesh?


Anyway, to the One who belives himself to be evil.. May I see proof of your supposed "Evilness" you ae claiming to be possessed of?
Oh it dosn't need to be anything grand.. unless you want to...
But it could be something simple.. such as eating a kitten, or a puppy..
Or simply by showing an evil screnie of your recent evil acitvity in the realm of Dwarf Fortress.



Edit: GAH! FOLED AGAIN BY TREACHEROUS NINJAS!

Edit Edit: May I ask for some of that Virgin Wine you mentioned?

[Myroc]

Are we having some kind of evil party here? I should really look into some schoolwork, but i'm PROCRASTINATING!

Bwa ha ha ha ha!

*cough*

[Cthulhu]

Jeez guys, stop encouraging him.

[dwarfguy2]

Are there cookies? We Black Mages like cookies.

[Jervous]

Being evil is dumb. Being a good person is where it's at, no joke.

[ragnarok97071]

No, Good is Dumb. Evil is Fun.

THERE SHALL BE COOKIES!!!

Sauron has begun a mysterious confection!

[Cthulhu]

Hopy shit, how many of these lolevil people are running around here?

[ragnarok97071]

[[I'm not really, just doing this for the lulz]]

[Zangi]

Hopy shit, how many of these lolevil people are running around here?

lolevil for the win?



And yea, I think I can conjure up some dark chuckula cookies sprinkled with broken dreams.

[Myroc]

Hopy shit, how many of these lolevil people are running around here?

I'm sensing a bandwagon.

Funny, I thought if an evil bandwagon started I would be the one who started it.

Although I probably helped it along for a bit.