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[Askot Bokbondeler]

Mrs Goattallowbiscuits The Goatleather of Shoes appears to be tired, lets rest here. What was my name again? I seem to have forgotten.
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[Demonic Spoon]

Urist McUrist.

I are creative. Hurhur.

[Askot Bokbondeler]

Urist McDwarf? Nah, it was something far more creative...

That's it! I'm called Urist McUrist, after my uncle Urist. And my father. And mother.
Ok, I remember my name, now, what was my profession? My memorizer skill must be rusting

[Omegastick]

Dwarf king of the elves.

Failing that you were a ballista operator.

[Askot Bokbondeler]

Ah, that's it, i was a mediocre siege operator... a pity i didn't bring my ballista, not that it would be of any use to me, right now.

Now what?

[dwarfguy2]

Check supplies.

[Omegastick]

Check supplies.

Also, may I suggest making the trees out of plain circles, not funky gear shapes.

[Argembarger]

Chop down tree over river, walk across tree.

[Askot Bokbondeler]

Check supplies.

I have a chuck of Biscuits's sister, a barrel of sewer brew, an empty bucket, a boulder of my favourite stone, an axe and a... shovel? who was the genius that modded in shovels? what am i supposed to do with one of these?
I am also wearing a standard issue siege operator red shirt.

Also, may I suggest making the trees out of plain circles, not funky gear shapes.

Add your suggestion to the eternal voting list, once we hit 1.0 toady will think about that

Chop down tree over river, walk across tree.

I could do that to avoid getting my shoes wet when crossing the brook... nah...
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[Xanatos Jr.]

Get some water in the bucket, in case we need to do Irrigation.

[Demonic Spoon]

Cut down trees, make carpenter shop, make wooden pick?

[Askot Bokbondeler]

Ok, it is now full of water.

I cut some trees and think about what to do next. I think about making a wooden pick... ha! thats so dumb, you trully are the king of elves... Pansy.
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[Demonic Spoon]

Your favourite stone is of course adamantine. 

Forage some bushes. Make a farm plot and plant their seeds, make a kitchen, deconstruct wagon, make carpenter, butchery, fishery, make food stockpile. Hunt wild animals with your bear hands.

[Argembarger]

Brain your goat to death with the microcline boulder

[Demonic Spoon]

Brain your goat to death with the adamantine boulder

Fixed.