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cowofdoom78963

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Re: What if....
« Reply #30 on: October 24, 2010, 04:02:35 pm »

Psh, you guys and your colors when you're 15.  When I was like four I went the whole nine yards with this.  What if not just colors, but everything is different from person to person?  Each individual perception of events is so wildly different from that of everyone else that no comparisons can be drawn, but sensory input is modified so even though what you're talking about is completely different from what I'm seeing, I hear your words as if you were seeing what I'm seeing.

So I see this computer as a shimmering golden disk that speaks in all consonants what you guys are saying, but when I talk about it it's automatically translated so it appears to you that I'm talking about the pool of sentient neuroslime that projects our communication directly into your brain.

So yeah, everything I do is cooler than what you do, even my ridiculous thought experiments.
Man...

when I was 4 is was still making pools of sentient neuroslime in my diapers.
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Armok

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Re: What if....
« Reply #31 on: October 24, 2010, 05:33:21 pm »

I don't have *any* qualia, but that might just be my brain being broken.
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« Reply #32 on: October 24, 2010, 05:34:19 pm »

Yeah.

Knowing you you have just not realized it yet.
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« Reply #33 on: October 24, 2010, 05:38:21 pm »

No, I seem to have had qualia at one time. I do not have them any more. I could probably fix it but I see no need to.
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Re: What if....
« Reply #34 on: October 24, 2010, 05:44:16 pm »

Armok doesn't need qualia, he has eyearms and a strong sense of morality
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Re: What if....
« Reply #35 on: October 24, 2010, 05:46:40 pm »

No, I seem to have had qualia at one time. I do not have them any more. I could probably fix it but I see no need to.

:/

Wut

That makes no sense.
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Il Palazzo

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Re: What if....
« Reply #36 on: October 24, 2010, 05:48:24 pm »

Chill guys, it's just the New Armok pretending to be the Old Armork for fun's sake.
I know it's true and I won't have it any other way.
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« Reply #37 on: October 24, 2010, 05:49:31 pm »

:/

I hope so.

Although I have not read most of his post so I do not know what this 'new' Armok you speak of is.
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Re: What if....
« Reply #38 on: October 24, 2010, 05:50:57 pm »

Psh, you guys and your colors when you're 15.  When I was like four I went the whole nine yards with this.  What if not just colors, but everything is different from person to person?  Each individual perception of events is so wildly different from that of everyone else that no comparisons can be drawn, but sensory input is modified so even though what you're talking about is completely different from what I'm seeing, I hear your words as if you were seeing what I'm seeing.

So I see this computer as a shimmering golden disk that speaks in all consonants what you guys are saying, but when I talk about it it's automatically translated so it appears to you that I'm talking about the pool of sentient neuroslime that projects our communication directly into your brain.

So yeah, everything I do is cooler than what you do, even my ridiculous thought experiments.
Man...

when I was 4 is was still making pools of sentient neuroslime in my diapers.

You were in diapers at four?
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« Reply #39 on: October 24, 2010, 05:52:13 pm »

Psh, you guys and your colors when you're 15.  When I was like four I went the whole nine yards with this.  What if not just colors, but everything is different from person to person?  Each individual perception of events is so wildly different from that of everyone else that no comparisons can be drawn, but sensory input is modified so even though what you're talking about is completely different from what I'm seeing, I hear your words as if you were seeing what I'm seeing.

Lol, my little sister used to do this. I convinced her that she was the only person with consciousness in the world and that we were all actors acting out a world centered around her. I also convinced her that since we're all playing it out, we could read her mind. For a while, she went around paranoid thinking that everyone could read her mind.
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Re: What if....
« Reply #40 on: October 24, 2010, 05:52:48 pm »

No, I seem to have had qualia at one time. I do not have them any more. I could probably fix it but I see no need to.
Oh good, then I assume pushing this knife into your back wouldn't hurt?
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Il Palazzo

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Re: What if....
« Reply #41 on: October 24, 2010, 05:53:45 pm »

:/

I hope so.

Although I have not read most of his post so I do not know what this 'new' Armok you speak of is.
The NA is like the OA, only without Eyearms, Morality, Bad Spelling, and all the other qualities we've come to love him for.
Also, I misspelled Armok as Armork. Sounds so cute.
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Re: What if....
« Reply #42 on: October 24, 2010, 09:13:11 pm »

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Re: What if....
« Reply #43 on: October 24, 2010, 10:33:06 pm »

Psh, you guys and your colors when you're 15.  When I was like four I went the whole nine yards with this.  What if not just colors, but everything is different from person to person?  Each individual perception of events is so wildly different from that of everyone else that no comparisons can be drawn, but sensory input is modified so even though what you're talking about is completely different from what I'm seeing, I hear your words as if you were seeing what I'm seeing.

So I see this computer as a shimmering golden disk that speaks in all consonants what you guys are saying, but when I talk about it it's automatically translated so it appears to you that I'm talking about the pool of sentient neuroslime that projects our communication directly into your brain.

So yeah, everything I do is cooler than what you do, even my ridiculous thought experiments.
Man...

when I was 4 is was still making pools of sentient neuroslime in my diapers.

You were in diapers at four?
You would be wearing diapers too if there was self-aware braingoop leaking out of your ass.
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Re: What if....
« Reply #44 on: October 25, 2010, 12:44:54 am »

Psh, you guys and your colors when you're 15.  When I was like four I went the whole nine yards with this.  What if not just colors, but everything is different from person to person?  Each individual perception of events is so wildly different from that of everyone else that no comparisons can be drawn, but sensory input is modified so even though what you're talking about is completely different from what I'm seeing, I hear your words as if you were seeing what I'm seeing.

So I see this computer as a shimmering golden disk that speaks in all consonants what you guys are saying, but when I talk about it it's automatically translated so it appears to you that I'm talking about the pool of sentient neuroslime that projects our communication directly into your brain.

So yeah, everything I do is cooler than what you do, even my ridiculous thought experiments.
Man...

when I was 4 is was still making pools of sentient neuroslime in my diapers.

You were in diapers at four?
You would be wearing diapers too if there was self-aware braingoop leaking out of your ass.
You were wearing diapers at four?
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I should probably have my head checked, because I find myself in complete agreement with Nikov.
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