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[cignus]

I just wanted to know Of your Most funny Story you can think of and maby a SS ass well All i can Say since this will be my first story is to look at this SS of me Beating a wolf to a pulp
http://fav.me/d31blt8

P.S. Anyone know of a better site to upload pick then deveant art?

[Murphy]

The link leads me to deviantart registration page.
Use imageshack.us, it's easier.

I didn't get the part about SS though. The only thing I could associate with this abbreviation is Godwin's law.

[cignus]

SS = Screen Shot and sorry bout the image thing heres the link xD

[iceball3]

Now that's just funny.
Looking at the chronological order of this, I am now picturing a spinning mass of gore with body parts sticking out of it hurtling through the air, being smashed into tasty red oatmeal upon impact with that now scarred-for-life tree.
I'd grab some brain bleach, but i hesitated. Forever.

[cignus]

I wonder if anyone can top this with there own Screen shot xD

[Murphy]

Ah, so you didn't mean funny as in "humorous", but as in "FUN".
Because there are way more humorous situations in the game. For example, ass demons, which resemble giant asses twisted into humanoid form. Even though ass in it means donkey, it's still hilarious.

[iceball3]

Aha.
I headshotted a wolf with it's on vomit.
It ended up acting exactly like a bullet.

[Victuz]

I hunted every unicorn in the world for their horns (I really like throwing them) just to meet a bronze colossus and die.

What? That's HILLARIOUS!

[filthywalrus]

Well, first I killed about 99% of the people living in a town - the only person left alive was a human spearman.
I cut off both of the spearman's arms, then ran off and traveled around for a few days, then went back to the town.
I pinched off the spearman's nose, ears, and gouged out his eyes. (Well pretty much gouged them out, the newer versions don't let you gouge out their eyes entirely, just break them open.)
I left the town and traveled around for a few days and killed some wolves.
I came back then sorted through the piles of corpses until I found one of the spearman's severed arms, then found the spearman and started clubbing them with their own arm until it got stuck into their upper body.
Then I went back to the pile of corpses and found their other arm.
Made my way back to the last place I had seen the spearman, and found their corpse instead - turns out they bled to death while I was retrieving their other arm. 
(I guess they were actually lucky when they bled to death, imagine what i would have done to them if they hadn't!)

[cignus]

Well, first I killed about 99% of the people living in a town - the only person left alive was a human spearman.
I cut off both of the spearman's arms, then ran off and traveled around for a few days, then went back to the town.
I pinched off the spearman's nose, ears, and gouged out his eyes. (Well pretty much gouged them out, the newer versions don't let you gouge out their eyes entirely, just break them open.)
I left the town and traveled around for a few days and killed some wolves.
I came back then sorted through the piles of corpses until I found one of the spearman's severed arms, then found the spearman and started clubbing them with their own arm until it got stuck into their upper body.
Then I went back to the pile of corpses and found their other arm.
Made my way back to the last place I had seen the spearman, and found their corpse instead - turns out they bled to death while I was retrieving their other arm. 
(I guess they were actually lucky when they bled to death, imagine what i would have done to them if they hadn't!)

MORE I WANT MORE .... And if possable maby a Screen shot or 2 i would love to see some of this stuff happen.

[Eric Blank]

I was just now ambushed by a pair of giant desert scorpions. Didn't get a single hit in (or run away, as i had planned as soon as I realized they weren't sasquatches...) before being stabbed directly in the head, bruising the brain, but not killing me until after I'd gotten the message that their venom was injected straight into my skull. That is some fast acting poison!

My killer's name is Spottedfondle, she is 6 years old.

[Arkenstone]

My latest charachter had a nerve severed in his foot by a hydra, (the beginning of my skull collection) so I had to CRAWL around being a mass murderer until I remembered crutches... About two years later, game time.

[Confused111]

I killed someone with a figurine of myself.

[synkell]

I killed someone with a figurine of myself.

" You call this an image of ME? YOU MISSED MY BEAUTY SPOT!"

[iceball3]

I killed someone with a figurine of myself.

I believe he killed a cougar with it.
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